Maybe he got squirt in the eye.

obscene production values for a water squirt prank

Heh, an airline has a policy of not allowing men to sit next to children flying alone, but women are OK. Which is basically a policy that assumes men are pedos. Kid's happiness has nothing to do with it. It's a pretty pervasive attitude in lots of societies. Hell they don't even like lone guys in parks where children often are, unless they bring their own kid of course.

Just in the US, the police often react to what they think is happening versus what is happening. So if someone were to call in reporting a kid missing in the park.......you probably don't want to let it go that far unless you like being locked up until they sort it out.

Plus these skits have a fairly large cast, lots of cameras and probably have to get permits help them avoid the cops. But I think the point stands, guess we could try to talk the piss guys into going to canada and test the theory, see if the police there will grab hold of them and what not like they do in the states. I'm just guessing a gal holding a bottle and squirting it like that wouldn't be treated the same as the obvious dude in either location, because the assumption of what is happening isn't the same...she probably has a bottle. Or it's a cross-dresser.

>> ^Grimm:

There was one show where they lost control of a car at full speed....it bust through the safety barrier and went up and over an embankment. They're lucky there wasn't a pre-school or something on the other side.


Or a REGULAR school... or a bunch of grownups... why does everybody make such a big deal over children and their safety? Those little squirts haven't done shit with their lives, I would think that losing ten or twelve of them would be no big deal compared to losing an adult who has actually accomplished something and/or paid into the tax system for a few years...

>> ^Kofi:

He also appears to have pissed his pants. Eww.


I choose to believe that his squirt gun leaked.
Because, otherwise, Ewwww!

I almost squirted a tear for that chick.

>> ^quantumushroom:

Now that your tepid squirt gun of insults is sucking air, maybe you'd like some FACTS.
Medicare Fraud: A $60 Billion Crime

Poverty in America - based on US Census
Speaking of deluded "logic", is yours really 'If it doesn't happen to me, it doesn't happen anywhere.' ?????????????????????????????

>> ^VoodooV:
>> ^quantumushroom:
You gotta bunch of fatalist losers in the audience who believe life is a zero-sum game, that is, in order for one person to win, another must lose. Not one of them has the understanding that wealth is not finite slices of pie, the pie itself is getting larger all the time.
America's "poor" are the wealthiest poor in the world. Most own their own homes, have two cars, air-conditioning, 2 computers, 3 TVs, etc. And that's on top of "free" food and health care.
I'm not so cavalier as to believe losing 60 billion dollars EVERY YEAR to fraud, waste and abuse means nothing, but it really highlights the liberal mindset. When you're taking someone else's money at gunpoint, you really don't care how hard they had to work to earn it.

Like Spitzer said to Kibbe, "You're so wrong on so much of that I don't know where to begin"
You're either incompetent, deliberately lying, or both.
Speaking for myself, by QM's deluded logic, I obviously don't live in America, because I don't even have HALF of what QM claims the poor have.
But that can't be....I'm a public employee, I should have 10 cars and 5 homes if that were true.



What's your point QM? As others have already said. Proving that there is fraud does nothing other than show that things need to be improved. But that's not what you want to do, you want to slash the budget. Slashing budgets doesn't fix fraud...fixing fraud fixes fraud. Pretty basic concept there. It's really quite disappointing. Conservatives cry all the time about how they want efficient government...but they have some pretty inefficient ways to do it.

As to your second link, nice try, but The Heritage Foundation is an obviously conservative movement and thus, obviously biased. But let's go simpler than that. You...and THF made the claim that the "poor" have their own home, have two cars, air conditioning, two computers and 3 TVs. Fortunately, I qualified MY remarks with "Anecdotally" You do know what that word means right, QM? I know it's a big word and conservatives don't like big words, you like manipulating issues with sound bites, I know, but you guys hate big words. So I never claimed that my experiences speak for everyone. So nice try at a strawman, but QM fails again.

But more to the point. THF is full of shit, or their definition of poor is way the heck off or poor compared to Beverly Hills or something . While I do have air conditioning, I rent, I certainly don't have two cars, I certainly don't have two computers or three TVs and I know I'm doing FAR better than most of the people I work with. And again, I work in State Gov't and contrary to your marching orders from Fox News, we don't make a whole hell of a lot. So if, according to THF, I'm apparently lower than poor, but wait, I'm doing better than most of my peers, so they have to be even lower than the lowest of the poor...so again, either THF is incompetent, or much more likely, since THF is clearly a conservative, thus biased, organization, they are either exaggerating, or outright lying.

You clearly don't know what poor is, QM. You lose...again.

Troll elsewhere

Now that your tepid squirt gun of insults is sucking air, maybe you'd like some FACTS.

Medicare Fraud: A $60 Billion Crime

Poverty in America - based on US Census

Speaking of deluded "logic", is yours really 'If it doesn't happen to me, it doesn't happen anywhere.' ?????????????????????????????



>> ^VoodooV:

>> ^quantumushroom:
You gotta bunch of fatalist losers in the audience who believe life is a zero-sum game, that is, in order for one person to win, another must lose. Not one of them has the understanding that wealth is not finite slices of pie, the pie itself is getting larger all the time.
America's "poor" are the wealthiest poor in the world. Most own their own homes, have two cars, air-conditioning, 2 computers, 3 TVs, etc. And that's on top of "free" food and health care.
I'm not so cavalier as to believe losing 60 billion dollars EVERY YEAR to fraud, waste and abuse means nothing, but it really highlights the liberal mindset. When you're taking someone else's money at gunpoint, you really don't care how hard they had to work to earn it.

Like Spitzer said to Kibbe, "You're so wrong on so much of that I don't know where to begin"
You're either incompetent, deliberately lying, or both.
Speaking for myself, by QM's deluded logic, I obviously don't live in America, because I don't even have HALF of what QM claims the poor have.
But that can't be....I'm a public employee, I should have 10 cars and 5 homes if that were true.

Oh, I will squirt alright. Paper towels turn me on so much! Upvote for paper towels.

That's right... train them to like being squirted in the face... very good!















I'll go and sit over there in the corner now...

>> ^Shepppard:

We will fight for
Bovine Freedom
And hold our large heads high.
We will run free
With the Buffalo
Or die!
Cows with guns.


http://videosift.com/video/Cows-With-Guns

It always bothers me that the revolutionary cow is called "he" but has teats. He's also shown squirting milk on his captors when the lyrics say he pisses in their eyes.

Nice. Now that's a good clean prank you can laugh at and write home to Mama about. Much more enjoyable to watch than all the prank vids where someone ends up physically injured, which I was expecting this to be.

Not necessarily fake. The prankster kept squirting the shampoo while the water was blasting onto the guy's head.

>> I really want to know what the need was that prompted this devices creation.

What do you mean? This would be very useful for anyone. I often squirt my condiments onto the wrong plate by accident, so this would be great in retrieving them. I've gotten in one too many bar fights trying to dip my french fries into someone else's plate.

>> ^Lolthien:

>> ^kceaton1:
>> ^Lolthien:
>> ^probie:
Never drank Jim Beam, especially once I found out they were limiting their employees bathroom breaks a few years back. Talk about having a squirt of ol' Kentucky...

Jim Beam is made in Tennesee.

I think his point still stands. I think he just meant it came from some shitty place.
/I know, I know: DIAF, "one ticket", ...whatever...

Hey, speaking as a guy from KY, bourbon is one of the very few things to be proud of from my state, so how about you back off just a bit and make fun of our senators or Rand Paul or something. But just leave our whiskey alone.


Well, hell, just make fun of my state instead: Utah! It's a gold mine! As long as you come for the sights and stay away from the small towns you'll do O.K.!

Plus Utah would have a collective heart attack if it was known for anything with alcohol in it.

/Didn't have my morning meal yet; I was looking for easy meals.