>> ^kceaton1:

>> ^Lolthien:
>> ^probie:
Never drank Jim Beam, especially once I found out they were limiting their employees bathroom breaks a few years back. Talk about having a squirt of ol' Kentucky...

Jim Beam is made in Tennesee.

I think his point still stands. I think he just meant it came from some shitty place.
/I know, I know: DIAF, "one ticket", ...whatever...


Hey, speaking as a guy from KY, bourbon is one of the very few things to be proud of from my state, so how about you back off just a bit and make fun of our senators or Rand Paul or something. But just leave our whiskey alone.

>> ^Lolthien:

>> ^probie:
Never drank Jim Beam, especially once I found out they were limiting their employees bathroom breaks a few years back. Talk about having a squirt of ol' Kentucky...

Jim Beam is made in Tennesee.


I think his point still stands. I think he just meant it came from some shitty place.

/I know, I know: DIAF, "one ticket", ...whatever...

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I'd be more impressed if there was a real threat of the guy pulling the trigger. Even if it were just a squirt gun I bet guy would get it in the face like 75% of the time. Not that this looks totally useless, but it seems to me most of the value is in hoping the assailant is bewildered by mad kungfu skills long enough for the person to get the gun under their control.

>> ^probie:

Never drank Jim Beam, especially once I found out they were limiting their employees bathroom breaks a few years back. Talk about having a squirt of ol' Kentucky...


Jim Beam is made in Tennesee.

Never drank Jim Beam, especially once I found out they were limiting their employees bathroom breaks a few years back. Talk about having a squirt of ol' Kentucky...

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The sequel was indeed not that great, but it has one of the funniest bits of all time IMO. When Drebin is strapped in the chair at the end, the bad guy says "and now I will have the pleasure of killing you." Drebin replies "the pleasure is alllll mine". I literally squirted a bit of piss in the theatre at that one.

^Exactly.

My house caught on fire and I had to call the Nationalized High Temperature Oxidation Regulation Stromtrooper Force to come and put it out. Those government goons completely ruined my carpet by squirting fluoridated water -the same kind they put in toilets- all over it from water based hose cannon weaponry guns. Tyranny!

I don't believe it's fake. Although unlikely, it seems it would be able to survive since the brain was still intact. I would attribute the fact that there isn't any blood squirting from the wound to 2 possible things:

The video is low-res (and thankfully! no need to see such a gruesome thing even clearer) and it would make it hard to notice blood dripping or squirting out.

Or the accident is very very recent, and the blood vessels constricted, and that's why it's still alive.

Poor thing... i hope someone put the cow out of her misery very quickly after the video was shot.

Crazy weird. I'm not sure how that would happen either, and why isn't there squirting or at least dripping blood out of that?

Zoidberg: "Or, maybe Leela can get an ink pouch so that she could escape from her enemies."

Farnsworth: "That is the most stupid idea I have ever heard!"

*squirt*

Zoidberg: Woop woop woop!

And you're worth 85 cents. That's about right.

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In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
So you're like the original Garbage Pail Kid. You should be getting royalties or sumthin.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
You don't think the owner of the vile cunt that squirted me out wouldn't be any more twisted than myself? Apples don't fall far from trees.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
That's the girl I know and love.

(Your mom is probably the sweetest, nicest lady in three counties. One more reason I'm going to imaginary hell.)

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
she can stack cups with her vagina

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Your mom was fine back in the day.

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In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
So you're like the original Garbage Pail Kid. You should be getting royalties or sumthin.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
You don't think the owner of the vile cunt that squirted me out wouldn't be any more twisted than myself? Apples don't fall far from trees.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
That's the girl I know and love.

(Your mom is probably the sweetest, nicest lady in three counties. One more reason I'm going to imaginary hell.)

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
she can stack cups with her vagina

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Your mom was fine back in the day.

So you're like the original Garbage Pail Kid. You should be getting royalties or sumthin.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
You don't think the owner of the vile cunt that squirted me out wouldn't be any more twisted than myself? Apples don't fall far from trees.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
That's the girl I know and love.

(Your mom is probably the sweetest, nicest lady in three counties. One more reason I'm going to imaginary hell.)

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
she can stack cups with her vagina

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Your mom was fine back in the day.