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Coke Zero - The Breakup - As It Should Be.

Bill Hader talks about Tom Cruise, does impressions

Daikatana - Suck It Down!

Don't Look Back In Anger - Oasis

vairetube says...

ha, i never even looked at the wiki for this song.

"Noel said of the song, "[It] reminds me of a cross between All the Young Dudes and summat the Beatles might've done." Of the character "Sally" referred to in the song he commented, "I don't actually know anybody called Sally. It's just a word that fitted, y'know, might as well throw a girl's name in there. It's gotta guarantee somebody a shag off a bird called Sally, hasn't it?"."

music is easy to make.

I think you all should go upvote my PQ (Canada Talk Post)

I think you all should go upvote my PQ (Canada Talk Post)

How NordlichReiter quit his job

500 Climate Change Skeptics Meet to Discuss Global Warming

Irishman says...

I don't think any of us have heard and understand both sides of the climate change debate.

Why don't we just put the sceptics on the TV and have them make their case?

Why don't the sceptical scientists just get together around a laptop, and make their own Al Gore style PowerPoint and stick it on YouTube?

You know what I think? I think we all secretly want a huge global catastrophe, just so we can say "fuck it", not go into work anymore, and drive around all day in Mad Max cars hunting gasoline tankers and shagging Tina Turner.

cat holding bunnies

biminim says...

Cue Sarah Palin voice:

And then one day I came home from the office, doncha know, and Scooby was hidin' out under the sofa and, also, there was blood and rabbit turds and hair and some eyeballs stuck to the shag rug. And I said, 'Scooby! Bad kitty! Bad kitty, Scooby! You made a no-no on Mommy's rug!' And ya know, he's just a rascal like that, a maverick kitty, gettin' in there and chewin' on them bunnies and reformin' their little hides.

Sarah Palin: A bad choice but... I'd still... you know?

kronosposeidon says...

You know what campioni, I'll grant you that she's not really that attractive. Nonetheless, she has a following on the conservative side of the aisle. And hell, let's face it, even many of us lefties want to shag her. So what does this mean? My half-assed theory is this:

Power is an aphrodisiac, for everyone. Now I know that many many misogynists throughout history have advocated this theory strictly in regard to women, but I believe history indicates that there is more to the story. Cleopatra, Catherine the Great of Russia, Sacagawea, etc. all demonstrate that women of noble stature are considered attractive. Who knows how beautiful these women actually were? Can we rely on court painters to realistically depict them?

In other words, mean and women are considered more attractive by the general populace, based on nothing more than their access to power.

Thus concludes my lesson in shit you already knew.

College football fan gets Hand Job on ESPN

deathcow says...

My wife raises an eyebrow at the tunes I make up.... one of the classics of course is "Dora Dora, the little latina whore-a".... and my remake of "Bob The Builder" where Bob shags Wendy with power tools.

Roast IX: Who the f**k is this guy? (Parody Talk Post)

MrFisk says...

I can't believe this homeless hobo! I hear he's a Quaker still wearing Reebok pumps. His hobbies are less fun than sleeping on glass. His appearance is a personal affront to monkeys and Charles Bukowski. Too young to know shit and too old make something work. Cheer up, Ray Carver struck it by 55! And I'm pretty sure I've already shagged your wench (No offense either one of yous) in the parking lot of Fat Burger back in 96.

Lara Logan Interviews Barack Obama in Afghanistan

Fiona Apple - Criminal

9453 says...

It looks like the artistic director of this film may also be responsible for the hugely successful American Apparel advertising program. On-camera lighting of emaciated, partied-out chicks crashed out on shag carpet and dirty pillows. So compelling.

*BLINK*: Netrunner runs to Gold 100 in record time! (Politics Talk Post)



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