Don't fret--I almost shagged my step-mom.

Yes. Because we need more commentary on Youtube clips...

http://www.videosift.com/video/You-are-being-shagged-by-a-rare-Parrot-Stephen-Fry

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Barbarella is what first came to my mind as well but I don't remember a scene like you're describing.

On the flip side, I would like to see NASA install Wall-to-Wall shag carpet in the space shuttle!

>> ^imstellar28:
How would that argument not apply to regular, consensual sex. Or any other basic human behavior such as coughing, washing hands, going outside while sick, etc?

No, I wish to make blatant recklessness/negligence illegal in cases where it is likely to harm other people. It should be illegal to NOT call in sick when you have the flu, except in extraordinary circumstances. It should be illegal to shag 100 different people without ever bothering to use a condom or get tested for STDs.

After all, the main purpose of government is to prevent people from hurting people.

Now in my younger days I used to sport a shag
When I went to school I carried lunch in a bag
With an apple for my teacher cause I knew Id get a kiss
Always got mad when the class was dismissed
But when it was in session, I always had a question
I would raise my hand to make her stagger to my desk and
Help me with my problem, it was never much
Just a trick, to smell her scent and try to sneak a touch
Oh, how I wish I could hold her hand and give her a hug
She was married to the man, he was a thug,
His name was lee, he drove a z,
Hed pick her up from school promptly at three oclock
I was on her jock, yes indeedy I wrote graffiti on the bus
First Id write her name then carve a plus,
With my name last, on the looking glass,
I seen her yesterday but still I had to let her pass

She keeps on passin me by...

When I dream of fairytales I think of me and shelly
See shes my type of hype and I cant stand when brothers tell me
That I should quit chasin and look for something better
But the smile that she shows makes me a go-getter
I havent gone as far as asking if I could get with her
I just play it by ear and hope she gets the picture
Im shootin for her heart, got my finger on the trigger
She could be my broad, and I could be her (nigga)
But, all I can do is stare...
Back as kids we used to kiss when we played truth or dare
Now shes more sophisticated, highly edu-ma-cated
Not at all over-rated, I think I need a prayer
To get in her boots and it looks rather dry
I guess a twinkle in her eye is just a twinkle in her eye
Although shes crazy steppin, Ill try to stop her stride
Cause I wont have no more of this passin me by

And I must voice my opinion of not even pretending she didnt have me
Strung like a chicken, chase my tail like a doggie
She was kind of like a star, thinking I was like a fan
Dude, she looked good, down side: she had a man
He was a rooty-toot, a nincompoop
She told me soon your little birdies gonna fly the coop
She was a flake like corn, and I was born not to understand
By lettin her pass I had proved to be a better man

She keeps on passin me by...

Now there she goes again, the dopest ethiopian
And now the world around me be gets movin in slow motion
When-ever she happens to walk by - why does the apple of my eye
Overlook and disregard my feelings no matter how much I try?
Wait, no, I did not really pursue my little princess with persistance;
And I was so low-key that she was unaware of my existance
From a distance I desired, secretly admired her;
Wired her a letter to get her, and it went:
My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me but I know you very well
Now let me tell you about the feelings I have for you
When I try, or make some sort of attempt, I symp
Damn I wish I wasnt such a wimp!
cause then I would let you know that I love you so
And if I was your man then I would be true
The only lying I would do is in the bed with you
Then I signed sincerely the one who loves you dearly, ps love me tender
The letter came back three days later: return to sender
Damn!

The sift seems to have a penchant for doing stuff to death, shagging it and then masturbating all over it for good measure. I'm with ya on this one

Think it's unblocked. That's three frickin vids in the last hour!

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
*blocked and you shagged me.

*blocked and you shagged me.

Thank you ever so much! Gwiz as always is all talk, glad someone could step up to the mark

In reply to this comment by cybrbeast:
>> ^gwiz665:
Give me a promote, or I'm telling dag you shagged me...

I don't want you to tell dag, I thought we would keep it secret. *promote

Oh but I gave alien_concept the promote. Sucks for you, go tell him if you want

>> ^gwiz665:
Give me a promote, or I'm telling dag you shagged me...

I don't want you to tell dag, I thought we would keep it secret. *promote

Oh but I gave alien_concept the promote. Sucks for you, go tell him if you want

Give me a promote, or I'm telling dag you shagged me...

Well waiting for marge before sex is as bad as having sex at a young age. the realty is alot of people r so desperate for a shag that thay buld it up and then thay get married when thay dont actualy realy love eachother and then end geting dvorced. this is why RELIGOIN is so shit it just packages compleat crap along with reason.

1) dont have sex unlesss u realy like the girl and trust them

2) only have sex if u reolise that evan with protectoin there is posablity of geting pregnent / catching std

3) Do what u want to do just try and do it as safe as passable and never hurt sum one else.

4) only do it if its actually what you want and if its what the other person actually wants you have to know yourself before u have sex.