Reminds me of prom night.

Since were on the subject of vile jokes, these two are probably the worst ones I know...you were forewarned. Just remember, I didn't write 'em, I'm just typing 'em.

A girl has been asked to go to the prom, but puts off asking her father as he's very strict. So she waits until the last minute, but finally decides she'd better ask him.

"Dad, can I go to the prom?" she asks.

"No," he says sternly.

"But Dad, I've already got the dress, my boyfriend has his car, everything is perfect. I really want to go....please?"

He thinks about it for minute. "Ok, but you have to suck my dick."

"WHAT??! Oh, gross! How could you..?"

"No dick, no prom..." he says turning back to his TV. She pouts and cajoles for a bit, but he's not budging.

"Fine," she says. So she kneels down and starts to go to town, when she pulls back and screams "Ugh! Your dick tastes like shit!"

"Yeah, I know, your brother wanted to borrow the car."


And finally...

What's the definition of relative humidity? The sweat that accumulates on your balls as you're fucking your sister.


And with that, I'm off to get an intravenous injection of holy water...

I haven't been to classical concerts much lately. I remember seeing the Proms at the Royal Albert Hall a few years ago, the abiding memory of which was the incredible heat and lack of air in the hall.

On the other hand when I went to see some classical guitar I had a brilliant time.

And then there have been rock bands who were, and are still today, totally underwhelming on the live stage. One thing I took from this years Glastonbury was how few people could actually sing. Really dissapointing.

That's it!? I feel more dejected than I did after prom, not as broke, just as disappointed.

a girl i worked with once was homeschooled until 11th grade and went to high school senior year just so she could go to prom. she was a very nice girl. hott to. the only problem was she had a very hard time adapting socially. when she got a bad tip from a group of customers once, my friend told her "you really got shafted there" and she responded with, "whats a shafted?" she was a great girl, but it was just little stuff like that that showed the trouble homeschooled kids usually have.

I wonder if I'm the first person to ever string those words together.

No, this was our exact prom theme in high school.

they played it at my prom last night.....that was the best song to dance to.

Yeah, you're right.

In reply to this comment by spoco2:
I have to say, I don't think Michael Bay is as bad as people think he is... he IS bad when he tries to be serious, maybe one day he'll learn how to actually do a serious flick, but he can't at the moment.

When it comes to big, fun, tongue in cheek action, I have to say... I enjoy his stuff. Transformers? Great flick, really doesn't take itself seriously, and is wonderful fun for it. Bad Boys? Hey, I find it entertaining and funny. The Island... actually started out well and started to demonstrate that with time he may be able to do a serious flick... but dissolved into pointless action. Armageddon shits me because it's terrible, but I remember tearing up at it all the while going 'This is blatent emotional triggering. The Rock, despite some terrible lines that are truly cringe worthy (Sean Connery talking about screwing the prom queen or whatever it was) it too was great fun.

He's good at films that are great fun, great escapism, but not deep in any sense of the word.

Boll on the otherhand creates films that have you being wrenched out of your suspension of disbelief every other minute to say 'Oh my god that was a terrible line', or 'What ham fisted acting', or 'What? Why the hell did that just happen?'

This is the man who made this for god's sake, he WANTS to be Michael Bay, he WANTS to be the other directors... check out the horrendous misuse of 'bullet time' in that clip... not for any betterment of the scene at all, he seems to direct with a checklist:
[ ] 'Hardcore' soundtrack
[ ] The latest fad camera techniques
[ ] Blood
[ ] Swearing
[ ] Nudity if possible

Do these things have to fit into the film, or the scenes? Nope, he just figures that a good movie have those things.

The fact that he took to punching his critics in the ring speaks of his complete inability to take criticism, he is a seriously sad and angry little man.

I have to say, I don't think Michael Bay is as bad as people think he is... he IS bad when he tries to be serious, maybe one day he'll learn how to actually do a serious flick, but he can't at the moment.

When it comes to big, fun, tongue in cheek action, I have to say... I enjoy his stuff. Transformers? Great flick, really doesn't take itself seriously, and is wonderful fun for it. Bad Boys? Hey, I find it entertaining and funny. The Island... actually started out well and started to demonstrate that with time he may be able to do a serious flick... but dissolved into pointless action. Armageddon shits me because it's terrible, but I remember tearing up at it all the while going 'This is blatent emotional triggering. The Rock, despite some terrible lines that are truly cringe worthy (Sean Connery talking about screwing the prom queen or whatever it was) it too was great fun.

He's good at films that are great fun, great escapism, but not deep in any sense of the word.

Boll on the otherhand creates films that have you being wrenched out of your suspension of disbelief every other minute to say 'Oh my god that was a terrible line', or 'What ham fisted acting', or 'What? Why the hell did that just happen?'

This is the man who made this for god's sake, he WANTS to be Michael Bay, he WANTS to be the other directors... check out the horrendous misuse of 'bullet time' in that clip... not for any betterment of the scene at all, he seems to direct with a checklist:
[ ] 'Hardcore' soundtrack
[ ] The latest fad camera techniques
[ ] Blood
[ ] Swearing
[ ] Nudity if possible

Do these things have to fit into the film, or the scenes? Nope, he just figures that a good movie have those things.

The fact that he took to punching his critics in the ring speaks of his complete inability to take criticism, he is a seriously sad and angry little man.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'punk, rock, how, missery, loves, me, prom, moves' to 'pop, punk, rock, how, missery, loves, me, prom, moves' - edited by JAPR

:'( now I'll never be prom queen!

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
^Yeah, so, tomorrow is "Everyone Downvote Anyone With Rotten in Their Screen Name" Day. I know it seems like a coincidence, you know, with me posting awareness about this holiday right after RottenSeed posted something about downvoting my videos and all, but I don't make the rules, man! I just follow them, so... yeah. Downvote everyone with "rotten" in their screen name.

Seriously I think this guy was tearing it up at my senior prom.

NO! I won't go to prom with you. Your flippin insane!

why the discard? I'd like to save it

In reply to this comment by sometimes:
*discard

This is deader then that girl that stood me up at prom...