For a better wedding

Wedding date comes near at hand. Choosing wedding dresses has been submitted to schedule and also becomes a big tough task for me. My friends tell me the following three styles are fashion now. I have to made comparison among them.

Simple Style：

Simple design could build up to the special character of ladies. However how to emphasize on the merits and avoid demerits is a tough point with simple designs in the international fashion industry. The excellent pruning and material are the best points for success, which could embody the quality and class of wedding dresses perfectly. In my opinions, this style is fit for the girl who owns the strong sense of independence.

Romantic Style:
Maybe all of us would get to term of” romantic” for referred to wedding. And all of us make efforts to set up the natural and romantic mood.　The wedding gowns with hollowed bordering ornament or lovely clarity flowers, mysterious veils. All of these embody romantic style. It is fit for the girls who own the sense of cultural. And I love this very much.

magnificence style：

None could deny that this style could make guys shining all of the time. But only magnificence is not enough, also include the elegant is perfect. It owns the French Royal style, embodies the glorious girls in prom dresses. But I don’t favor it very much for shinning so much.

Thanks to everyone who participated in this fine roast. I’d like to take a moment to thank gwiz665 for his undeniably unsubstantial role as masters of ceremonies. His highest ranked comment: *sticky. I’ve seen more participation from an armless lifeguard. I guess he’s too busy stalking alien_concept. Fuck that creepy douche.

And I’d like to give thanks to burdturgler for getting drunk (or not taking his medication), leaving the majority of attention-whoring posts, and ultimately becoming disgruntled and embittered like the girl who couldn’t get a date to the prom but went any way so to not lose face. In the end, of course, she does lose face, and I think we can all see that to be evidenced here, as well. Burdturgler is a Xanax away from climbing to the top of a Texas University clock tower.

And to ReverendTed... Who?

And to Shepppard... No one likes you. The only thing I know about you is your depraved admiration for cops who taze little girls in the skull. Shepppard was that disturbed guy in high school who pretended to be allergic to soap and was expelled for being caught in class shoving unhatched bird eggs up his bung until they cracked and seeped back out. Looked like swollen cabbage vomiting urine.

And thanks, as always, to dotdude for facilitating these roasts and refusing to say anything unpleasant. Be a prick for once, you bastard! You’re so agreeable if berticus broke into your home and raped you, you’d offer to cuddle him afterwards. Speaking of berticus, has anyone else ever met a nastier more dangerous gay? I mean, if you speak more than two sentences with the guy, he always brings it back to fucking you. Berticus is to the gay community what Ted Bundy is to the straight community.

And, did everyone notice what alien_concept did with my name? Isn’t that precious? I was expecting her to knit me a sweater or something girly, but instead she made an acronym of my name. I mean, yeah, she could’ve been original, but we can’t be too tough on her. She does, after all, have a vagina. We should be proud that she has learned how to use a computer instead of covering it with glitter and trying to bake pies inside it. A bit of future advice for you broads: less talkie, more suckie.

And deputydog... I think we’re all tired of your douchebag self-portrait avatar. We get it, you think you’re sexy and you want everyone to see you. I think you may be trying too hard. Everyone knows berticus doesn’t care what you look like; he’d fuck anything with an asshole.

And rasch187, so glad you could manage some extra time to show up outside of your candlelight vigils for the countless choggie sockpuppet accounts I’ve instabanned throughout the year. Let me lighten the mood with a joke... Hey, what do they call smart people in Norway? Swedish tourists.

And xxovercastxx, it’s obvious the concept of a comic book grading system is lost on you, much like the concept of turning down your volume when a video is too loud. And, don’t pretend you’re above the puerility of a good roast, you big silly narcissist; let’s not forget the time when you roasted yourself (http://cult.videosift.com/talk/Let-me-have-it).

Hey rottenseed. Roasting. You’re doing it wrong. Take joedirt’s penis out of your mouth and come up with some snappier jokes. You made a list. A list? We’re not going to the grocery store; we’re having a roast. I am petitioning you to remain hobbled until you find your funny. Speaking of finding the funny, that goes for you, too, ponceleon, you unfunny bastard. You’re also boring and uninteresting. For example, ponceleon has contributed two worthless Talk Posts; one about Appletinis and the other about Hulu being blocked outside the US. Riveting. He is to a talk post what Nickelback is to Rock n’ Roll.

Am I the only person here who thinks JiggaJonson didn’t even try to be relevant, let alone funny? Something about me raping his mother and murdering his father? Way to bring the lulz, JJ. You’ve only just surpassed Ryjkyj who is not worth writing more than a sentence over. Done.

Look who showed up! Randomize! I have to admit I’m surprised to see you’re back after you made that pledge to leave the Sift for the VideoSift for Vampires. Did you grow tired of choking on your own masturbatory pretension?

And, thanks to the corn-husking Nebraskan MrFisk who, most people don’t know, has lived through a broken spine. Damn shame. That. You. Lived. If only we banned your quadriplegic ass the first time. It’s good to also see your sockpuppet account, thinker247, is here to take time off from his usual hobbling or Siftquisition. Damn, you’re so vile even your sockpuppet is in danger of being banned.

Sagemind wrote me a poem. Ass. Please read my above comment to rottenseed about roasting and doing it wrong. This also goes for you imstellar28. Why do all Objectivists seem to miss the point of every fucking thing? And vairetube, or as I like to refer to you: westy-lite. Your spelling is better than his, but... yeah... what the fuck, dude? Did you roast me or was that a stream of conscious letter to Santa Claus asking him for shellfish?

[edit] And Crosswords, I totally skipped you. You're probably used to that, though, being that you're so unremarkable in every way. Hell, I tried to find something interesting on you, but could only find this. So, fuck you for being too boring to make fun of.

Anyhow, thanks to all of you who showed up and gave it your best shot. At least you tried. Fucking douches.

At what point does David Letterman send Sarah Palin to the past in a DeLorean to convince to dog to go to the prom with the laptop and not her?

I will *beg and if you vote, I will tell you a secret - I wore a hat just like that one to my high school Prom - and she still married me, So there!

They played this at my prom .

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Wow, this is all so completely unexpected.

[pulls speech from tux]

Thanks KP and everyone for the lovely pictures. I haven’t actually worn a tux since my prom. It had a plum cumberbun and matched my girlfriend’s hand sewn dress. (Theme: Heaven. Theme song: Bryan Adams –Heaven)

That reminds me, A few weeks before the prom we went out and “parked” at Lion’s Park behind the loop road (you know the place) and cops came and shone flashlights on us until we dressed and drove away.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yes – the prom. We didn’t rent a limo, I drove my 1984 clapped out Ford Tempo. It was a pretty sweet ride – but looked out of place pulling up into the hotel where the dance was actually held. The valet kind of sneered at me as he took the keys. I don’t remember much about the rest of the night …

All those moments – not that they were great moments - are gone. But at least every single thing I’ve ever said on VideoSift is here forever. (you were wondering how I’d bring it around, right? Bam! Toastmasters, baby!) Outside of my fab family – videosift is my raison d'être, and I vow to you that it will never die. (unless we run out of money)

So thanks to everyone who continues to make this community flourish, grow and feed my enormous ego. Thanks also to my compatriot Lucky and my tolerant family.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Prom Dresses, Sexy Prom Dresses, Cheap Prom Dresses, Prom Dresses 2009, Best Prom Dr' to 'banned, redacted, kulpims needs a prom dress' - edited by rasch187

She probably reminded the deputy of a girl who wouldn't go to junior prom with him. Looks like it was a cathartic experience, why isn't anyone giving him props for working out his unresolved aggression? Oh wait, he IS on a PAID leave of absence... nice little vacation to unwind from all that stress.

RE: A musical mind fuck

The one my friend posted on Facebook is slightly different. I'm just showing you her answers since I did yours instead. )

Cheers,
Leah


1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

OPENING CREDITS: No Need to Argue - The Cranberries

WAKING UP: Rise - Flobots

FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL: Joy to the World - Three Dog Night

FALLING IN LOVE: Oh Lady Be good! - Ella Fitzgerald

FIGHT SONG: June - Pete Yorn

BREAKING UP: Sleepwalker - The Wallflowers

PROM: Halloween - Dave Matthews Band

LIFE'S OK: Somewhere I Belong - Linkin Park

MENTAL BREAKDOWN: All My Friends - Counting Crows

DRIVING: From Yesterday - 30 Seconds to Mars

FLASHBACK: Good Luck Charm - Elvis Presley

GETTING BACK TOGETHER: Peaceful Easy Feeling - The Eagles

BIRTH OF CHILD: Sofa Song - The Kooks

WEDDING: Helena - My Chemical Romance

FINAL BATTLE: I Won't dance - Ella Fitzgerald

DEATH SCENE: Joe Harper Saturday Morning - Van Morrison

FUNERAL SONG: Disenchanted - My Chemical Romance

END CREDITS: Seaside - The Kooks

>> ^deedub81:
Could you say that to the girls face?
"I think you should have been terminated before you were born."

Deedub, I think your heart is in the right place, but would you choose to live like that?

She's here, she's now, but would you live her life?

Her chances for prom dates, marriage, kisses from hot suiters?

Next to zero. Always the outcast. The freak.

Stop it before it starts, and let her soul rebound to a better place.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'breakfast club, 80s prom, kerr' to 'breakfast club, 80s, 1985, prom, kerr, scottish' - edited by kronosposeidon

Hmm now I need to check if there are any more Last Night of the Proms-sifts

This video has been declared a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof declared by Zonbie.

damn sorry blanky
its a *dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/demon-hell-spawn-invitation-go-to-prom

>> ^WolfDemon:
Didn't think I was going to upvote this until the grandma came in and started dancing then I started laughing.


And if I hadn't seen your comment I might have turned this off before it happened too. Thanks!