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Lucky, the invocation reminds me of Mike Myers' character, Linda Richman with her "Coffee Talk."

Downvote for a meaningless test: He's not a psychic who guesses what people already do for a living. His job is to identify people with personalities that employers consider appropriate for certain jobs. It's not logical to assume that everybody in a certain field will have all those traits, or any of them, for that matter, so the result was moot. Even if he was 100% perfect at his job --identifying personalities-- he may still have gotten 1/5 because there's no reason to believe that any of these women have the stereotypical personalities for their fields. He might have told them though, that their personalities made better matches for other jobs.

A better test would have been for him to have people take Myers-Briggs, or something like that, and see if his results came close to theirs. Problem is, you can't do that on television because you'd have to explain and prove Myers-Briggs first too, and something tells me that Randi doesn't approve of that test either. Or, they could have done a statistical analysis of how people selected to perform by their handwriting did versus those not selected by their handwriting. Again though, that would make a boring television spot.

awesome!
this is my favorite Russ Myers' flick of all time!

It's from fashion photographer, David Lachapelle and it's called Tantric Sex. He did a controversial shoot with Mike Myers (posing as a Hindu God) for Vanity Fair in 1999, which got the magazine into trouble. You can see those images at: http://www.saja.org/vfdetail.html

I guess they are pretty much nude, if you don't consider butterfly vibrators and body paint as clothing. It is a photograph, but the image has been really doctored, so it has a painterly effect.

(07-03) 08:48 PDT LITTLE ROCK, (AP) – A police officer who appeared to choke a skateboarder and put two others in a headlock in a video posted online used appropriate force when making his arrests, an internal police investigation found. The Hot Springs Police Department Internal Affairs Board found the use of force was within the police department’s policy on non-deadly force and recommended “no changes to this policy.” The decision was released Monday. Officer Joey Williams confronted a situation that “would have overwhelmed any single officer” when he stopped those breaking a Hot Springs city ordinance by skateboarding on a downtown sidewalk June 21, the report said. However, Williams was faulted for leaving a handcuffed suspect unattended while chasing another youth in the resort town’s historic Bathhouse Row. Williams has been on administrative leave since the video hit YouTube on June 25. Police said he would return to active duty Thursday in the city’s downtown. “I think it was fair,” City Manager Kent Myers said. Witnesses “consistently supported the actions of the officer and his efforts to control the situation.” Video from a business’ security cameras shows 10 skateboarders rolling down the city sidewalk at a good clip, followed by Williams, who sprints past the last skater. A video taken by skateboarders and later posted on YouTube shows Williams on top of one of the skaters, apparently choking him. The video also showed Williams putting another two skateboarders in a headlock, and the officer can later be heard threatening to use pepper spray on a skateboarder lying on the ground. Police said they arrested Matthew Jon McCormack, 21, and Skylar Nalls, 19, both of Hot Springs, and four juveniles. McCormack faces a misdemeanor battery charge accusing him of pushing or striking a 67-year-old city employee during the melee. Nalls was cited for skateboarding and faces misdemeanor charges of fleeing and obstructing governmental operations. McCormack has previously disputed many of the police allegations, especially his battery charge. He has said he pulled on the city employee’s arm after the man lifted a girl off her feet in a choke-hold. Hot Springs is a resort town about 50 miles west of Little Rock.

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Oh come on Mink - you're pretty hard on Myers. That was all-in-all a touching tribute. And yeah, I get the slap-around reference. Pobody's nerfect?

Mike Myers is to Basketball

"Janeane Garofalo is 5 ft 1 in, and Mike Myers is 5 ft 7 in."

Ok... Thanks for that random info.

Janeane Garofalo is 5 ft 1 in, and Mike Myers is 5 ft 7 in.

Uh, Courtney my dear, I don't think you're one of the fine looking pu ... uh, girls that he was referring too. And put some clothes on, dear.

I take it they don't usually get that long to do their speech? The director probably saw (or already knew) what was happening and thought hey, it's Carrey, let's go with it. Who are the two presenters? The guy looks like Mike Myers but if so, she must be the world's shortest woman!

I like snoop, but if that's the best he can do without a script...threaten violence against critics between joints...pathetic. And the fact some of you see nothing wrong with his threats because after all, snoops is just a po' black former gang member who can rhyme cat with hat, while O'Reilly is the Big Bad White Meany...ye gods, give it up. You can no more judge me than argue with ingested poison.

The line about Holland? It's called a JOKE...HUMOR, certainly not A-list material, but any kind of humor is Public Enemy #1 to these dour-faced liberal intellectuals trying to save the world. Now if you find my stuff offensive you're an idiot, because almost everyone here has watched Chris Rock and Chappelle and both say far worse and no one calls them on it.

Some of these fellows on the left like to pretend they've never said the word nigger; it's against the edicts of the liberal religion. According to liberals, blacks are inferior and deserving of special help, even though black people have been around for thousands of years longer than the racist democrap party. Remember, Republicans FREED the slaves long before liberals re-shackled the minds of far too many with their poor-me victim nonsense.

Not that any of you deserve an explanation, the reason why I went off on Kanye West is because he's a fking moron; he used the time and money of a well-known rescue organization trying to raise money for victims of a national disaster to wax druggetic in a dumbass tirade against the President, who has no control over the weather. It won't ever be known how many would-be donors he turned off with his idiotic rant, and the only reason libtards support this idiot or are afraid to criticize is because he's melanin-enhanced?

What if Mike Myers had gone off on Jesse Jackson like West did Bush...Myers would've have been crucified by the drive-by media.

The tyranny of a minority--hiding behind a certain peoples, using them as shields for so-called "sensitivity"--is what too many lefties are about.

Remember, I put up with many of the characters around here as well: pro-homicide bombing, Palestinian lovers, unrepentant Stone Age Muslims, obnoxious atheists (do you really think more than 2 people watch 2 minutes of those hour-long Dawkins- fests)? and various assorted Green Day-loving high school seniors.

Believe it or else, I really don't have hatred for anyone here...your opinions are your own.

If I were running VS, I would not ban a single one of you for voicing an opinion. Unlike the PC'ers, I don't fear differences of opinion. And many who cyber-hate me feel about the same. Keep going!

Henry Bekkering... He is from Taber, Alberta (Canada) Attended Myers High School Class of 2003. He is currently a Sophomore attending Eastern Washington University(in America).www.ewu.edu.

Being from Canada might explain how he got picked up by Eastern Washington and not a PAC-10 School or Schools from the SEC Or ACC. Not many recruiters have made it out to Canada. Was an honor student in high school.

This was Mike Myers' funniest movie IMO.

I remember Siskel & Ebert giving So I Married An Axe Murderer "two thumbs down", but the both of them remarking they'd like to see an entire movie with Mike Myers and Brenda Fricker as the parents.