rgroom1:
Kanye West's brilliant oration. Mike Myers sounds intelligible, Kanye sounds like a moron.


You sound like a moron. Must be nice not to feel empathy. It seems a lot of people only recall the final comment, that 'GW hates black people.' Is this statement so over-the-top that it negates the very real observations made prior? Kanye is literally heartbroken, you can hear it in his voice and you can see it in his eyes. This moment had as much impact on me during the catastrophe as the 911 audio recordings of people trapped in their homes drowning as the water level rose.

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*canada for myers

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That being said, he was raised as an anglican Christian, So he tends to stick with that when he challenges specific religious claims. What he mainly does speak against, however, is Gods, any and all gods, the abrahamic, hindu, norse or greek gods, or the more deistic god of the enlightenment, and most certainly the creationist God that people try combating science with.

Speaking of Creationist loonies, Heard the recent exchange between Ray "The banana Man" Comfort and Blogger and Biology Professor PZ Myers? Its hilarious.


Ray Comfort:"I simply expose atheistic evolution for the unscientific fairy tale that it is, and I do it with common logic. I ask questions about where the female came from for each species. Every male dog, cat, horse, elephant, giraffe, fish and bird had to have coincidentally evolved with a female alongside it (over billions of years) with fully evolved compatible reproductive parts and a desire to mate, otherwise the species couldn't keep going. Evolution has no explanation for the female for every species in creation,"

PZ Myers response:"I know Ray is rather stupid, but who knew he could be that stupid. This has been explained to him multiple times: evolution does explain this stuff trivially. Populations evolve, not individuals, and male and female elephants evolved from populations of pre-elephants that contained males and females. Species do not arise from single new mutant males that then have to find a corresponding mutant female – they arise by the diffusion of variation through a whole population, male and female."

Comfort counters...At what point of time in evolutionary history did the female evolve alongside the male? And why did she evolve? Then explain, if you would professor, why horses, giraffes, cattle, zebras, leopards, primates, antelopes, pigs, dogs, sheep, fish, goats, mice, squirrels, whales, chickens, dinosaurs, beavers, cats, human beings and rats also evolved with a female, at some point of time in evolutionary history.

At this appalling ignorance, most of us would just give up, But not PZ, instead he lashes out the most embarrasing (for Comfort) putdowns in the history of ass-whopping:
Elephantine errors from Ray Comfort

no es vintage -- *nochannel *cinema *comedy *canada for Myers

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Thanks for the fix! Working much better now.

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Hello there. I found a working embed for your video:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Mike-Myers-Tribute-to-Sean-Connery

I tried to fix it, but for some reason, even though siftbot declared it dead, it's not showing up in the deadpool. Anyway, I embedded the working one in the comments on that vid.

Cheers!

Hello there. I found a working embed for your video:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Mike-Myers-Tribute-to-Sean-Connery

I tried to fix it, but for some reason, even though siftbot declared it dead, it's not showing up in the deadpool. Anyway, I embedded the working one in the comments on that vid.

Cheers!

The amazing twist to this story is that this woman and her family are homeless no more.
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"A White House press secretary said administration officials asked the local housing authority to contact her after the exchange in Fort Myers.

Meanwhile, the wife of Florida state Rep. Nick Thompson offered to let the woman stay in a house she owns that's vacant about 30 miles away. Chene Thompson isn't sure if Hughes will take her up on the offer."
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Bush, on the other hand, would've made a joke at this womans expense in the same dickisih way as in this fake town-hall from 2005:

"MS. MORNIN: That’s good, because I work three jobs and I feel like I contribute.

THE PRESIDENT: You work three jobs?

MS. MORNIN: Three jobs, yes.

THE PRESIDENT: Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that. (Applause.) Get any sleep? (Laughter.)"

Oh, hey! It's Josh Myers!

I prefer PZ Myers' "Planet of the hats", but this was pretty cool

Biologist PZ Meyers

His name is PZ Myers.

And on the video, Jesus F. Christ, let SOMEONE talk, US television is so soundbite-based at this point that they need FOUR people on the same screen interrupting eachother? This is just ridiculous. But Hitchens still won though.

This video is everywhere now. And she is up for reelection. Since Friday, her opponent has received $120,000 in donations, probably as a result of this video--doubling his previous funds (according to PZ Myers). YouTube FTW!
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/10/whoathis_is_better_than_crashi.php

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