If I could upvote myself I would...but I can't, so I'm going to go give myself a handjob.

People are going to see 11 comments on a 13-vote video and think there's a good discussion taking place. HA! Statist idiots.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:

Who knows how to hijack a thread? We do.>> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
How much do you expect to make giving handjobs behind the 7-11? >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
I see the state failed you in literacy. Must have been some wealthy, greedy teacher who did you wrong. >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
Net neutrality>> ^blankfist:
In a free society, this wouldn't be an issue, right?


Pfft. N00b f4gz can't triforce!


They're certainly wealthier than me.


It wasn't handjobs. We've been over this. He was selling me special magic sauce from a warm and rather formidable straw.


Oh? What was this thread about again? Something about hippies and their wacky weed?

>> ^kronosposeidon:

Who knows how to hijack a thread? We do.>> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
How much do you expect to make giving handjobs behind the 7-11? >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
I see the state failed you in literacy. Must have been some wealthy, greedy teacher who did you wrong. >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
Net neutrality>> ^blankfist:
In a free society, this wouldn't be an issue, right?


Pfft. N00b f4gz can't triforce!


They're certainly wealthier than me.


It wasn't handjobs. We've been over this. He was selling me special magic sauce from a warm and rather formidable straw.


Oh? What was this thread about again? Something about hippies and their wacky weed?

Who knows how to hijack a thread? We do.>> ^blankfist:

>> ^kronosposeidon:
How much do you expect to make giving handjobs behind the 7-11? >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
I see the state failed you in literacy. Must have been some wealthy, greedy teacher who did you wrong. >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
Net neutrality>> ^blankfist:
In a free society, this wouldn't be an issue, right?


Pfft. N00b f4gz can't triforce!


They're certainly wealthier than me.


It wasn't handjobs. We've been over this. He was selling me special magic sauce from a warm and rather formidable straw.

>> ^kronosposeidon:

How much do you expect to make giving handjobs behind the 7-11? >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
I see the state failed you in literacy. Must have been some wealthy, greedy teacher who did you wrong. >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
Net neutrality>> ^blankfist:
In a free society, this wouldn't be an issue, right?


Pfft. N00b f4gz can't triforce!


They're certainly wealthier than me.



It wasn't handjobs. We've been over this. He was selling me special magic sauce from a warm and rather formidable straw.

How much do you expect to make giving handjobs behind the 7-11? >> ^blankfist:

>> ^kronosposeidon:
I see the state failed you in literacy. Must have been some wealthy, greedy teacher who did you wrong. >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
Net neutrality>> ^blankfist:
In a free society, this wouldn't be an issue, right?


Pfft. N00b f4gz can't triforce!


They're certainly wealthier than me.

Wake the fuck up my friend. I want to stage an intervention of one right here and now.

Let's take war, since we both agree.

How has the US conducted itself in it's corporate driven foreign policy over the last few decades? What is the pattern of our imperialism?

Step 1: Destabilize the economy, whether it be through violence, sanctions, puppet governments or all 3.

Step 2: We force these countries to privatize and to sell off their infrastructure to big business.

Step 3: Corporate profit.

Now take a look at our own nation. Do you see any similarities?

Our economy has already been destabilized by way of the deficit. Unfathomable amounts of money have gone towards war, corporate welfare and tax cuts for people who are making record profits, cleaning out our treasury and creating debt for many generations to come. We are now on to step two, which is to destroy and privatize the infrastructure. The same people that created this deficit are now saying that we can't afford education or social security, and you, Mr sanctimonious libertarian, in your eagerness to have anything at all to back up your shallow excuse for an ideology, latch on to this bullshit like a child hugging his teddy bear. When you say things like 'education is unsustainable' or other such provably false statements, you are a parrot of the right. If it pisses you off, then good, but don't be mad at me, talk to the guy in the mirror.

You aren't a rebel or a rugged individual. You are a pawn. Congrats for having liberal social views and supporting the ACLU, just like almost every other person on this site. I never know what response you are looking for when you trot out that unremarkable fact. Would you like a trophy? A handjob?

I don't care if you respond or not, because you are just going to trot out the same tired bullshit arguments that have already been thoroughly destroyed many times over on this site. You are being manipulated, your ego is being massaged, and Koch and Mellon Scaife are laughing all the way to the bank as they fill your head with utopian daydreams. Your own idol, Milton Friedman, supported death squads that killed tens of thousands in Chile. You've never responded to that fact, probably because you can't without having your worldview crash down on top of your head. Your economic belief system has nothing to do with liberty and everything to do with imperialism.

Everyone deserves liberty, not just rich people.

>> ^blankfist:

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Public eduction is perfectly sustainable. Take a look around the rest of the world. It's just not sustainable when you spend $1,154,031,244,020 on war in the middle east, give trillions away to corporations in the form of bailouts, subsidies and bailouts, and give tax cuts to the super wealthy. When did you become such an uncritical right wing parrot? >> ^blankfist:
Maybe the government shouldn't be in the business of education? Public schools will forever be "under funded" as long as it remains "free". Completely unsustainable system.


I was going to respond favorably to your comment, until I read your last sentence. Yeah, I'm so right wing with my ACLU card and all those right wing things I do in favor of people's equal rights and civil liberties. Your personal attacks diminish the effectiveness of your arguments. Try not doing that sometime and see how it works out for you.

I think it was a while ago. Apparently shortly after Lucky Louie was cancelled. He has a new show which you are referring to, now. If I had to guess this is probably from '06 or '07. If you remember, one of the opening scenes of his new show was him getting a divorce, so that makes sense that his divorce happened somewhere inbetween. Also if you listen to his standup "Shameless" released in 2007 he talks about the saddest handjob he's ever gotten from his (then) wife and he refers to her as his wife. Looking back on it, that story could be an indicator of the state of his marriage.

Here's a link to that bit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWhSfln1O4k

In reply to this comment by kymbos:
That Louis CK radio thing you posted - when was that recorded? He's talking about being married, and having his show cancelled. I thought he was divorced and his show was going to a second season? Where am I?

glad to give you a hand

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All I'm reading is "free handjob".
>> ^blankfist:

They touch your junk now in the pat down searches.

I'm gonna have to go with the story about the saddest handjob ever, actually.
>> ^Mekanikal:

Yeah I heard about his divorce a few months ago. Maybe his wife couldn't take the constant ragging on the kids lol

That's exactly how I look whenever I'm not getting a handjob.

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