Where's the handjob machine?

I love the video and the strange dude. And I love his genuine curiosity. But first clas always seemed to me like a totally un-democratic thing. Why not use all that extra space used for rich people showers and ascending refrigerators and let everyone spread out a bit more? That's why I love Jet Blue... the PEOPLE'S airline. HAHA

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>> ^dag:

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Someone get this man a handjob before he does sinks further.

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Probably handed out a few handjobs here and there.
>> ^xxovercastxx:

She really won? How? Was she the only one who showed up?

How is this surprising? This kind of crap goes on in county jails, not just prisons. In fact, it's part of the inmate political system to put someone against a wall and unleash a barrage of attacks if there is a dispute -- especially if a member of one racial group did something negative against another racial group. The guards see it and don't interfere because they work around the system set up by the inmates. Shit, the inmates broadcast the news in English and Spanish every night after lights out. To think for even a moment that the guards aren't aware is foolish.

How do I know this? Marijuana prohibition allowed me the pleasure of being placed, sorry "housed", in a corrections facility for a couple days. At the time I did not have the money to afford anything other than a public attorney (who basically act as handjob machines for the police), therefore I went to jail. It should have just been a fine but they wanted to prove a point. What that point was, I don't know, but it really helped me learn to hate those greedy fucks.

Now think of all the lower income fools that get robbed blind by that system and expected to go back to society with no money, maybe a few extra scars, and with anger in their hearts. Who did they go to for moral support while in jail? Other criminals. It's not just a terribly flawed system. It's a carefully crafted machine that creates a revolving door policy; rather than help these mostly undereducated fools, we steal their money, release them, then pick them back up when they commit another petty crime and start all over again.

You had me at handjob.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

A dream is a wish your heart makes. >> ^blankfist:
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
You are liberal on social issues that all intelligent people conceded long ago. You get no reward for embracing what is obvious. Economically, you are far to the fringe right - anarcho capitalism. You want capitalism to be your state. A true steward of liberty would have no interest in the shackles of such an oppressive class-based economic system. That's why I consider you conservative. >> ^blankfist:
^I'm a liberal. How do you reconcile that?


And this is why you lose.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_liberalism

A blowjob is a handjob your mouth makes.

@NetRunner, it is getting really silly. Government creates corporations through charters. Individuals get together to create the companies that will be incorporated.

It really cannot get simpler. Go outside and give @rottenseed his handjob. Or buttsechs. Whatever.

>> ^blankfist:

@NetRunner, you're obviously tired and need to go outside for a while. Let's put a pin in this conversation and reconvene once you're well rested and back on your game.
And, no, giving @rottenseed a handjob isn't resting.


Don't listen to him, @NetRunner...we can make this as comfortable and relaxing as you'd like it to be.

I'm a romantic.

@NetRunner, you're obviously tired and need to go outside for a while. Let's put a pin in this conversation and reconvene once you're well rested and back on your game.

And, no, giving @rottenseed a handjob isn't resting.