>> ^BoneRemake:

I dont think its actually drinking... as in the action of doing so. But I am not that much of a ball buster.
lil' Guy simulates drinking, but that straw would have a darker colour and you would see the fluid either dribbling or going up and down the straw.
Jes sayin


That's a bit of a killjoy but I think you're right. Still, the fact that he knows how to clamp on to and suck on straws is evidence that he has successfully drunk from juice boxes in the past. Hell, he probably drained that one an hour ago and just thought he'd try it again to see if it's ready to give him more juice.

I dont think its actually drinking... as in the action of doing so. But I am not that much of a ball buster.

lil' Guy simulates drinking, but that straw would have a darker colour and you would see the fluid either dribbling or going up and down the straw.

Jes sayin

I'm not the one making the claim a magical invisible sky god with a zombie for a son is real without a shred of evidence supporting said claim. I'm not the one claiming that a global flood caused by a vengeful universal overseer destroyed everything on the planet, but was saved by a 700 year old man. Somehow said old man managed to gather and save millions of species (in pairs mind you) to prevent them from going extinct. I'm not the one making the claim that the Earth is 6000 years old, and that all mankind descended from two humans... one of which was created from a rib-bone. Never mind the fact that their children would have had to participate in incest for at least a number of generations before there were enough individuals where one could 'convince' one's self that they were no longer participating in incestuous relations. I am not the one claiming that winged humanoids live in the sky, and that red horned cloven hoofed demonoids live below the ground. I am not the one claiming that if you don't bow down and be subservient to said jealous sky-god, that you will end up frying in a so-called 'lake of fire' in the underworld and suffer eternally.. somehow... long after your corporeal remains have long become worm shit.

I am not the one claiming any such nonsense. I am simply indicating that it is what it is. Nonsense. Mother goose stories have more consistency to them that the bunk spewed by the bible and the child molesting men that preach it.

It is not my duty to prove anything. It is yours.. as a so-called believer to prove it to us. To explain the inconsistencies and the hypocrisy in the bible. If the bible is 'God's true word', then it should be taken literally in it's entirety. By simply calling things metaphor, or discarding entire sections of the said 'holy book' out of convenience, or because you don't like it... doesn't help prove a religious persons point. Take it as it is. Literally. Then start enslaving people from neighboring states, and protest against the state to bring back stoning as a valid punishment for heretical behavior... like me.

Blasphemy: Is a victimless crime.

>> ^r10k:

Before trying to figure that side of things out, work on your basic theology some more (ie: learn about the bible properly). When you have it so completely out of whack, it makes your thoughts on that topic sound utterly confusing.
Ah wait, I just read the bit where you don't believe in any of it anyway. In that case, welcome to the "I have no idea about anything but I'll just dribble on with a bunch of pointless thoughts anyway" club.
>> ^honkeytonk73:
So.. if Jesus was the product of God impregnating a virgin to give birth to himself so that he could kill himself to make a point having something to do with sin.. that really didn't need to be done in the first place. When one hangs an image of tortured Jesus in a Church. Then one would certainly be depicting a graven image. Commandment #2 is now being broken in most every Christian church across the globe and around the necks of many Christians as well.

Before trying to figure that side of things out, work on your basic theology some more (ie: learn about the bible properly). When you have it so completely out of whack, it makes your thoughts on that topic sound utterly confusing.

Ah wait, I just read the bit where you don't believe in any of it anyway. In that case, welcome to the "I have no idea about anything but I'll just dribble on with a bunch of pointless thoughts anyway" club.

>> ^honkeytonk73:

So.. if Jesus was the product of God impregnating a virgin to give birth to himself so that he could kill himself to make a point having something to do with sin.. that really didn't need to be done in the first place. When one hangs an image of tortured Jesus in a Church. Then one would certainly be depicting a graven image. Commandment #2 is now being broken in most every Christian church across the globe and around the necks of many Christians as well.

the only issue with sagan and recordings like this is the abundance of mouth juices, like having sum-one dribble on your ear as they talk to you.

That's the sort of mentality that allows these things to continue. If you want to live with your hair on fire that's fine, but don't tell people trying to help you to "shut the fuck up". You're free to quietly bury your head in the sand while we try to work our way out of this mess.

Once you get to a certain point in life I think you'll find that the "Debbie Downer" folks are those with your attitude. I live my life for my kids at this point in time,(and indirectly all of society) and realizing that I'm more interested in trying to positively shape the world they live in rather than living for myself. I'm perfectly happy surrounded by self-aware, intelligent people, which I'm pleased to find nearly everywhere I turn now that I know where to look.

Honestly I think you encompass your insecurity with the one line: "yes we're probably the shallowest society to ever exist, friggin get over it." Perhaps you could personally aspire to not be so shallow instead of fighting against others to make yourself comfortable with it?

Great sift!
>> ^OGjimbo:

Wow, I bet this guy is the freaking life of the party no matter where he goes. You wanna talk about a "Debbie Downer" this dude has got that role down to perfection. I've listened to this for a total of about 12 minutes so far and I'm already trying to think of the quickest way to off myself before I have to listen to any more of this depressing dribble.
Yes we're materialistic, yes Michael Jackson was a freak and we made him that way, yes we're probably the shallowest society to ever exist, friggin get over it. Go fly a kite or watch a spider spin it's web or smell a flower or something but for God's sake shut the fuck up.

Wow, I bet this guy is the freaking life of the party no matter where he goes. You wanna talk about a "Debbie Downer" this dude has got that role down to perfection. I've listened to this for a total of about 12 minutes so far and I'm already trying to think of the quickest way to off myself before I have to listen to any more of this depressing dribble.

Yes we're materialistic, yes Michael Jackson was a freak and we made him that way, yes we're probably the shallowest society to ever exist, friggin get over it. Go fly a kite or watch a spider spin it's web or smell a flower or something but for God's sake shut the fuck up.

>> ^enoch:

this is pure fear-mongering and nothing more.
be afraid of the brown people and while we do that lets ignore the massive amounts of information giving context to the current situation and lets instead focus on the things that will instill fear.
gingrich is part of the problem.
perpetuating a false dichotomy based on misinformation and hyperbolic language which is meant solely to incite fear and offers absolutely nothing in the form of a resolution or even a modicum of contextual understanding.
gingrish is a consumate politician who pounds the fear drum like a pro.
fuck that opportunistic whore.
he would sell your grandmothers dentures if he thought it would further his relevancy.


You forgot to mention that the National Press Club is a group of persons organized for a political purpose-to hell with those reporting, taping, editing, and broadcasting this treasonous dribble. Create the terrorists then demand action against them??
Americans created this monster through complacency, self-indulgence, and submission to faulty programming. Anyone with an opinion other than that have been bamboozled into thinking there is any other form of terrorism than domestic (by the way, even more so under the current administration), needs their heads scrubbed.

The best part is when he goes to dribble his energy-laser-ball and can't do it.

The classics:

Leisure Suit Vagina / Larry
Commander Vagina 4 / Keen
Vagina 66 / Zone
Pac-Vagina / Man
Vagina Dribble / Double
Marble Vagina / Madness

Those were actual nuclear explosions, both in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. They were both underground detonations. I found this: Nuclear Tests In Mississippi? The Consequences of Corporate Controlled Media (it even includes one functioning YouTube video, if someone wants to post it). I too knew none of this, not at all, until I googled it.

I could only find these scant mentions in Wikipedia (though I admit, I didn't dig very deeply):

- Vela Uniform/Project Dribble Nuclear Tests
- Vela Uniform>> ^jimnms:

Are these nuclear weapon tests or or does it include nuclear reactor tests as well? At the end when it overlaid all the tests there was one somewhere around Louisiana or Mississippi, and I don't recall a nuclear weapon test in that area.

Why don't the Jesus freaks ever come defend this dribble?

Yes, everyone with half a brain laughs at you and your creationists moron friends.

Can't tell yas how many times I have quoted this piece...the vampire rant. Can't tell you how many times on this site, that blood-drained sensation comes all-too frequently with some of these user's formulamatic, mundane offerings...add to that, the pompous, self-delusional dribble that passes for commentary??!....Like the apostle Paul said in 1 Corinthians chapter 15, "I Die Daily!"

Great post pill-popper....Love Burroughs!

No need to call the man anything but what he is: Another in a long line of charlatans posing as leadership.

So what if a convenient label exists for those with urgent language regarding the nature of posts like these? I like pennypacker....he rides alone, no herd, no taking sides....

Fan-Magnets with linear programs are essential to the propaganda, hype, spin, and most importantly, mamking people feel like their uninfrmed decisions collide with the predictable final showdown choices of A or B. This president only has the support and fervor behind him because miiiiiilions of dollars were spent to barrage the viewing public with hours of repetitive rhetoric, parties, and non-stop talkng head dribble about how literate and well-spoken the latest lackey is. Oh...did I mention he is the first African-Hawaiian-American president? This gives the added ummmph to the votors's conscience, knowing that they did theor part to add this historical milestone to their list of accomplishments.

Shining srmor is not what the United States needs after Bush, Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Bush, Bush, Reagan/Bush, Reagan/Bush now is it?? Any moron should be able to see a pattern, a private club, and the systematic dumbing-down of the population to go with it. One can witness the latter from the comments on every other thread here on the Videosift.

Look again...I'm on a Black Horse....and in my hand, a balance.

I don't know about skill... How much does it take to pretend to dribble a soccer ball?

It's fake people, the balls don't move in a physically possible way part of the time. Unless Newton was wrong about everything it's fake.