The dirtier the better.

*pant*

Whoa...twilight zone indeed!!! Did you not see the intelligent looking orange tabby on the right side of the picture?? (right beside the laptop)! Did he mysteriously vanish when you clicked to view? I bet that little bastard was slacking off again!!!

Mmmm...I love it when you talk kitty to me.

We're on shifts. You never know which of us you might be writing to.

You're currently conversing with Pum'kin...see picture:

http://i.imgur.com/JSItAIK.jpg

I had to google "lds clothing" to see what you were talking about. Brilliant idea! Twerking in a thin white dress could be the latest fad. Just add a garden hose + water...and voila! More popular than a wet t-shirt contest!

I can be easy for you.

I've been practicing for hours and I think I'm ready...I just have to figure out what to wear...

Howdy, stranger! Haven't seen you around these here parts for nigh on a few years it feels. I hope you're back to stay. It's great to see you!

We can both make them and sift each others...I want to see you twerk it...

I'd be especially hard to find since I don't have a facebook account anymore. I've recently been thinking about reactivating my old account again...if I do, I'll tell you where to find me.

I'm feeding it as we speak and I think it's growing already. Tomorrow I'll start posting how-to twerk videos on youtube.

HELL YEAH! I never thought about the twerking benefit of junk food! I'd better supersize my meal today! My ass is gonna get a good workout tonight.

See that @ant? This sexy girl is mine. Behave yourself or I'll introduce you to the heel my stiletto. I wonder what sound that would make?? *squiiiisssshhh*

Also...your avatar is beautiful. You should eat McMuffins for every meal!