It's an absolute mystery to me, how the guy in front STAYS on his bike, although he has two friggin' crows stuck in him and another biker crashing into his rear at 168mph all while driving on gravel...

Balls of steel

I thought this was a pretty normal conversation between a man and his spouse on their way to their honeymoon domicile, right?

"You are to TURN the wheel, Samir!"
"Yeah, yeah, SHUT UP, yeah..."
"TRRRRIPLE CAUTION!!!"