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Fuck you, Philip. In the future you are DONE. I'm going rogue and joining the raiders. While you're checking your email to see if there's an ineffective faggot that'll blow you while your wife is auto-driving in her black cock mobile, I'll be riding alongside of you on a jet propelled tricycle with a carboard cut out of a society car, just like yours.

Except it's not, Philip. It's NOT just like yours, Philip. It's really a cyberpunk barbarian motorized tricycle with a series of harpoons and tazers that I send flying at your smart car, connected to barbed wire and chains, that I use to ensnare my prize. And you, Philip. You're my bitch. My little Tatum.

Show the people what happens to future idiots who forget how to drive. That's right, their wife doesn't care because she's already taken care of and your ass is probably used on a constant basis by dirty disease ridden scavs. After the raiders have had the ol ultra violence on ya, real savage like.

It was a good thing there were many witnesses during that lucky accident.

MilkmanDan: I can't even handle a tricycle since it broke on me as a callow ant. It is a good thing I don't drive due to my disabilities.

Not at all. Just watch any monster truck freestyle competition and you'll see clearly that even with the best equipment and engineers, they break nearly every time...except for the trucks that score less than 10 out of 30 points. If you aren't breaking some stuff, you aren't flying high enough or hitting that wall of cars hard enough. Simple as that. True enough, they often leave the big jump(s) for right at the end of their time, or even after time's up, knowing it may end with them driving a tricycle or worse....and then again, sometimes that doesn't slow them down much. It all depends on the truck's design and the driver.
When I did off road racing, I always put the sentiment another way. "If you aren't bleeding, you aren't really trying." I had my rear tire/wheel pass me numerous times after a hard jump. It just happens. Even chromemoly is only a little stronger than regular steel, and stub axles only come so big. It's one of those things where you just have to make the weak point an easy fix, because there's always going to be a weak point.

...but if you were talking about his 4x4 truck, not monster trucks....never mind! :-)

Yessir, that trucker needs to be banned from all roadways and have his license rescinded or a new restriction added:
'Un-motorized Tricycle Only'

Buy a bicycle, kid. Actually, a tricycle might be best so you don't fall over too much.

Jeep driver at 4:26 should give it back to the previous owner for free and get a tricycle. Either that or I hope the guy who was hit attached it as a joke.

It reminded me of No One Lives Forever 2 game: http://videosift.com/video/No-One-Lives-Forever-2-NOLF2-The-Tricycle-Chase

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Men falling off tricycles are hilarious.

>> ^BoneRemake:



Thats the type of girl I need to meet, she seems fun. I need to meet me a fun girl. I need some fun in my life.


Bob: Well, what are you waiting for?

Little Boy on Tricycle: I don't know. Something amazing, I guess.

Bob: Me too, kid.

unicycle

>> ^kronosposeidon:

Blowjob on a motorcycle. That happened to me.
Okay, it was a bicycle.

Tricycle.

Blowjob on a motorcycle. That happened to me.


Okay, it was a bicycle.



Tricycle.

I attached a tricycle to my Airedale whan I was a kid. It was a lot of fun untill she saw a cat.

So then if I hook up my tricycle to my car I can tow it out of a ditch.