Soooo..., Tonto, Frankenstein's Monster & Tarzan.

http://youtu.be/ne9xPugjv4U

The music is awesome! I kept expecting a stagecoach to come across the jungle floor, being chased by bandits firing their six-guns back at the Lone Ranger and Tonto.

lookum dead bat-tonto

To me it's a bit of a danger signal when the actor that plays the obvious "prime" character that should be the focus because the movie is named after him gets second billing in the credits because the actor that plays his sidekick has more name recognition. Makes me wonder if it has a crap story and the only reason it was made was to get people in to see that sidekick actor.

Perhaps they should have named this film "Tonto". That could actually open it up to some potentially very interesting storylines.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Johnny Depp as Tonto rubs me the wrong way. Also, I want congress to pass a law that Johnny Depp and the HBC are forbidden to be in the same film together.


What does the Hudson's Bay Company have to do with this?

Johnny Depp as Tonto rubs me the wrong way. Also, I want congress to pass a law that Johnny Depp and the HBC are forbidden to be in the same film together.

*promote It makes me wish that Tonto, Tarzan and Frankenstein did a version. That would have been AWESOME!

Wow, I sound like Frankenstien/Tarzan/Tonto....

"I with you..."
I meant I'm with you..)

>> ^Sagemind:

I with you on this one...
The first one was amusing, the second was plain mean.
The people who think that the dad is cool for doing this obviously don't have children.
>> ^ponceleon:
Sorry but I had to downvote... absolute evil.

great film based on a great book.

(the book is titled "The lone ranger and tonto fistfight in heaven")

*promote the fucking bald-faced lies.

Oh, Wyoming is the largest coal-producing state in the country. Therefore I am knowledgeable about energy. If any Republican party officials are reading this, I'm available in 2012.

^ is that a rhetorical question?
like, some punchline, where the Lone Ranger says "we're in trouble", and Tonto replies "What you mean we, paleface?"

i don't really think you needed me, or anyone else, to explain each use of the word 'we' here, in each context.

hadn't seen the promo for this! very fun!

the intro to the video (and now the intro to the song, as well) reminded me of this track which i barely tried to get on the sift a while back... i'm lazy
http://www.videosift.com/video/Kimono-Japanese-Policeman-strange-video-ninja-action


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*obscure like whoa