Tags for this video have been changed from 'stapler, fahrer, klaus, forklift, fork lift, safety, driver' to 'stapler, fahrer, klaus, forklift, fork lift, safety, driver, bee boo bee boo' - edited by calvados

I also enjoy killing bad guys in the most painful way. That's why I carry a stapler.

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Of course a stapler is probably a more permanent solution.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'stapler, fahrer, klaus, forklift, fork lift, safety' to 'stapler, fahrer, klaus, forklift, fork lift, safety, driver' - edited by therealblankman

I don't understand the lyrics but I assume they're about someone stealing his red Swingline stapler.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'geto, boys, office, space, stapler' to 'ghetto, boys, office, space, stapler' - edited by HaricotVert

>> ^Abducted:
>> ^Raigen:
>> ^lertad:
I hate it when people act like Apple's the leader in everything.

^ This. A hundred, thousand, gajillion times.

^Times infinity!



I've actually never heard someone say that Apple was the leader in everything.

Whether you're a PC or Mac user, it's pretty undeniable that Apple's attention to design of the hardware, and their advertising campaigns are a cut above the rest. The entire i___ (iPhone, iChat, ietc.) concept caught on like a wildfire across every spectrum of the computer industry, and even staplers and tape-dispensers started coming in an array of iMac like colors. Even many PC case manufacturers did it.

But "leader in everything" is not a claim I've ever heard anyone make.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'stapler, fahrer, klaus, forklift, safety' to 'stapler, fahrer, klaus, forklift, fork lift, safety' - edited by kronosposeidon

Tools you need to protect your children:

- Stapler (1x): Check
- 20 Slices of Tesco's own ham: Check
- 45 yards of nylon: Checks
- Industrial strength glue (2 litres): Check
- His/Hers Chastity belt: Check

Sweet! I'm ready to be a father!

In reply to this comment by jonny:
Here's the fix for your dead vid.

Thanks for the tip.

Here's the fix for your dead vid.

Oh, and I'm going to have to go ahead and take that stapler from you.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Office-Space-I-Believe-You-Have-My-Stapler more of it as well

Coolest way to make an easy kite #46....
Step 1-obtain 1/4 in thick wooden dowel...longer the better-
Step 2 Lay dowel on a large piece of plastic a bit wider than the dowel i long-
Step 3-mark where you will attach the dowel, by rolling the dowel up the plastic, till the ends are almost to the edges of the plastic-leave room for the point at the top..
Step 4 secure the rod to the plastic at both ends, however you wish....get creative, its not rocket science...(try a stapler and some cloth scraps-it need not be extremely rigid-
Step 5-secure another triangular shaped piece of light cloth to the center, where you tie the string...

the template for this plastic kite,is the regular, triangle and tail type.....now make a cheesy tail, and get that sucker up there with at least 500 feet of string, so people have to squinit, to see your bad-ass, homemade, kite....

the plastic and dowels are cheap...you can make about 30 kites for fifty bucks...Get Busy!!
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