This is just frat-boy jock shit, seriously guys like that do dumb shit like that to each other all the time. When I lived in the dorms in undergrad they used to throw staplers at each other, and play a game where they would charge at a brick wall, and the loser was the one who'd slow down before they hit it. They'd say the exact same type of thing, you gotta do it man, you gotta do it, followed by the sound of fist hitting soft fleshy bits, a howl of pain and raucous laughter.

Its just in this case a woman has some how gotten herself mixed up in that odd world, which is unusual because don't normally get mixed up in that sort of stupidity.

That's one bad ass stapler.

I watched this at work, and it made me sadface

But *quality for the Swingline stapler!

>> ^chilaxe:

Oh shit, Milton got a badass sword! http://videosift.com/video/Office-Space-I-Believe-You-Have-My-Stapler



I see what you did there... nice one!

Oh shit, Milton got a badass sword! http://videosift.com/video/Office-Space-I-Believe-You-Have-My-Stapler

I think someone took his red Swingline Stapler when he was four and he hasn't been the same.

Stapler's are serious business...

OMG!!! Bacon and Turtles are in a close 9 lead, with Stapler coming in with 8 from the rear!

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!

Maybe a Stapler.. made of turtle bacon.. used by Elvis in El Salvador!

I hate it when you go into an office and you don't have your own stapler. I cannot function without my own stapler. And those plastic pockets for papers. Please vote stapler!

I also own a Red Swingline Stapler, and people always steal it!!!

oh and to fit into slippery's criteria, Why do they steal my stapler!??!?!

Did Elvis'es bacon and turtle sandwich cause him to mail a stapler to El Salvador??
(should be obvious)

What can you take from me that will cause me to burn the building down?

MY RED SWINGLINE STAPLER!

I hoped "Khaaaan!" would be an option, but it wasn't and therefore I took the next best thing:
What did Kirk shout?
Stapler!

I noticed the Yahoo story, among others, refers to these groups of pirates as "colleagues". When I worked in an office I had colleagues. Colleagues have meetings and share staplers. Not these freaking twats.