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Law Student Sent To Ex-Gay Therapy, Puts Counselor to Shame.

newtboy says...

Is not the "immorality" of homosexuality derived from Leviticus, in the Old Testament? (and as I read it, it only speaks about bi-sexuality, laying with a man as you lay with a woman is not the same thing as homosexuality, homosexuality is a man laying with a man as a different, straight man lays with a woman)

If, as research suggests, that's the case, are not those who advocate against homosexuality non-Christians? Didn't Jesus teach that love and acceptance for others supplants all the Old Testament rules?
If not, why do Christians not picket Red Lobster for serving shellfish and Banana Republic for selling blended fabrics, and hold re-education seminars for shrimp and spandex lovers?

Not Here for Your Entertainment

newtboy says...

OMG that was AWFUL! I mean astoundingly bad.
Something hilariously unaware about an entertainer singing "I'm not here for your entertainment" and other phrases meant to indicate she's not just a sex object while wearing skin tight spandex and group pelvic thrusting, though, so there was an ironic redeeming quality in there somewhere.

Introducing The Vigilante App

transmorpher says...

You get a higher rating if you talk with a gruff voice and dress in a bat like outfit

Review for user Batalante: fast response, spandex, 5 stars.

Seriously this is fantastic, all you have to do is turn up and record, not interfere or even make yourself visible. Video evidence in most cases will put people away. And it might even stop people from getting shot by the police.

The main flaw I can see though, is that if I was a criminal, I would register myself on this app, so I could see how far help is, and then target people who are definitely far away from help. But I dunno if the average criminal would do that.

Jumping from cornice to cornice, 40 stories up

poolcleaner says...

I have been this guy. Now I have a therapist who convinces me not to run along the tops of buildings and stuff. It's just not healthy. At least my therapist still allows me to wear the spandex.

Girl Walks Around NYC With No Pants On!

HenningKO says...

Pretty much what I expected... they did a good job... there's no way I would ever notice. On the other hand, a white girl wearing some peach spandex... that will turn some heads....

DIY X-MEN WOLVERINE fully automatic claws

newtboy says...

EXCELLENT! I love the sparker!
Now he just needs to develop the pump that pressurizes the tank using his frantic leg motion for power and then it's time to start sewing spandex.
Of course, the police will know where to go when the bodies start showing up with claw marks.

Canada creates Gayest video ever

shatterdrose says...

Think of it more like a slap in the face. Like, saying: "hey, dumbass, you're a dumbass and here's why." It's illustrating the ridiculousness of Putin's stance on "public displays of homosexuality." Come on . . . football . . . a bunch of men in tight spandex grabbing each other's asses while grabbing for a ball . . . wrestling is nothing but a bunch of sweaty men groping each other . . .and neither allow women . . . all while millions of people watch who get's to be on "top" and "dominate" the other. It makes Freud proud.

A10anis said:

OK, I'll be the devils advocate and say; Are ads like these necessary? Don't ads like these make the homophobes react with; "See, they are now promoting being gay." My question is; Who are these ads directed at? Being "gay" is totally accepted by right minded, 21st century individuals so, it would seem, ads like these are directed at the homophobes which, surely, is self defeating. If I don't like something, seeing an ad will certainly not change my mind.

World War Two Movie Making Gone Wrong

shatterdrose says...

But if I have my bullet proof vest them I'm safe! And how has that video not gotten more votes? It's friggin hilarious!

I agree with almost everything you said except one thing: the safest place for a cyclists is actually in the middle of the road just like any other car. I've done my fair bit of research on this topic (board member for the states bicycles association) and the stats are glaringly obvious. Cyclists who behave just like a car live the longest. The ones who ride on the sidewalk, ride opposing traffic, don't wear their helmets, no lights, don't signal, or try to cut through traffic get killed the quickest.

Also, there's the issue with bicycles being the last resort. There's those of us who drive a $40k car, but choose to ride a $300 bike down to the coffee shop or to grab a bite to eat. Then there's the idiots who lost their $2k clunker in a DUI and have been banned from driving for life. These ones are already dumbasses and they continue their dumbassness on a bike, giving cycling it's high fatality rate. Then there's the spandex warriors who simply get a bad rep because they ride in packs and drivers get so nervous when they're confronted with other people they freak out and complain. And then there's the hipster.

To your point about driving along a country road at a "safe" speed and then suddenly having to deal with a pack of cyclists, thus making it "unsafe." If you're going to fast to respond to a group of cyclist who can and do ride up to 50kph or 30mph, then what happens when a deer walks out? Or an alligator (yes, that happens here)? Or there's a car stalled? Obviously you weren't going at a safe speed. Point is, a pack of cyclist taking up the road for a hundred feet isn't going to cause anyone to miss saving the world or something. It's a matter of having patience.

And then, there's the matter of idiots. Like those wearing a helmet but not strapping it in . . . there's probably just no hope for them. EIA?

(Seeing as you appear to not be American, there's also the issue with American's already being hyper pumped up full of fear and hatred in general from too much media and taking it out on anyone who isn't like them. Dunno if that applies where you're from.)

ChaosEngine said:

Problem is, I often see then riding 2 or 3 abreast on city roads and narrow country roads. On city roads, it's merely annoying. On narrow country roads, it's downright stupid. If you're riding at (being generous) 50 kph and someone comes round a corner doing a perfectly safe and legal 90, you're in trouble.

As for cycle lanes, you're generally right. Unless there's some physical separation from the road, in which case they're great. And while you may be obliged to use the cycle lane, it really makes more sense than cycling in traffic.

I don't want to come off as anti-cyclist. I really believe that cycling is a much better way of transporting people in an urban environment, but people need to stop being so stupid about it. In NZ, you are legally required to wear a helmet, yet everyday I see idiots
a) without a helmet
b) with a helmet, but it's hanging on the handlebars (I guess they don't want to mess up their hair??)
and most stupidly
c) wearing a helmet, but not closing the strap... honestly, this is just retarded. You're wearing the damn helmet anyway, close the strap so it might actually be useful in a crash. It's like running around carrying a bullet proof vest

Two brothers make awesome best man video

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Official trailer

criticalthud says...

really, that dude couldn't stay dead? after a 10 minute death scene complete with bloodied superhero baseball cards and all the Avengers morose over the demise of a spook with a spandex fetish.
and then he gets his own movie? wtf?

That Bike Is STOOPIDTALL

chingalera says...

Can't stand when they slow cars down with their attitudes (both road-position and temperament)-Nothing quite a fashion Faux pas either than an Ectomorph in skin-tight spandex....Agreed.

Please don't ram one though;You'd experience an instant and lingering hate for yourself should you ever decide to execute such a fantasy....

zaust said:

I hate cyclists and no man in LEGGINGS will ever get an ounce of respect from me.

Altogether? given the chance I'd stop my car, get out and physically run into his stupid road hogging bike which couldn't stop.

Date Oopsie

How to disarm a nuke, "Sledge Hammer"-style

My favorite Fantasy Man sketch

kymbos says...

I've been meaning to give this a go, but my allegiance to the Mighty Boosh and Julian Barratt has prevented me from taking the plunge.

This is the Mighty Boosh version of when Lennon and McCartney separated, except instead of Lennon writing sanctimonious, self-indulgent wank-pieces, it's Noel wearing gold spandex and a cup on his chin, riding side-saddle on a shiny unicorn in fantasy land.

GOP volunteer gitting out the vote by Malinforming

packo says...

its nice to run a party with no accountability whatsoever

ill informed? misinformed? prejudiced in any way; whether it be religious/racist/economic system (i shake my head at the moronic nature of socialism being a "bad" word)?



the Republican party is right for you

the Democrats are educated elitists!!!



any, and I mean ANY social/political/religious group DESERVES to be judged by it's least shining examples... there's a responsibility on any group of people that shares denomination with this type of stupidity and doesn't try to elevate their "lowest" members... whether it be in education/opportunity/etc



sad that this "culture" is created for the express purpose of those on top to prey on ignorance

sad that this is the "culture" of the "#1 nation in the world"


I'm telling you as someone who used to think highly of you USA, you used to be the hot chick... now you are fat, and think its a GOOD idea not to bath, and to constantly wear spandex because its more "comfortable"... you have the opportunity to regain your glory... but this isn't the way u do it


you've got back boobs, the rest of the world can see it, and you are oblivious



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