That was beautiful ... as was he [sniff]

Sometimes I feel like I live on a different planet to other people. People keep telling me 'that's what men do' but I'm a man and that's not what I've ever done. But I'm not going to bang on and on about Trump, it's all been said before.

Because I'm so used to the kind of trash Trump comes out with, what shocked me from this video is that Oliver would suggest Clinton is the end point of a century old quest for female equality. She is from a powerful, rich family with connections and funding from some of the shadiest, rapacious industries/organisations in the world. Her victory wouldn't be a triumph for women, it would be a triumph for money and the elite ruling classes.

A triumph for women would be a rise to status based on merit and hard work, battling oppression every step of the way to change opinions and break new ground for anyone who follows. The success of Hillary's career mirrored Bill's and as his power and wealth increased so did her's.

What does this say? Work hard and you can overcome the prejudices of a male dominated society? No - it says if you're from the right family and know the right people, you can be president. Called Bush or Clinton? You're in with a shot. Hillary winning doesn't change the game, it doesn't pioneer a new path for females.

It is bullshit and it riles me because it's a manipulation of virtue. Hey everyone, vote for our FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT, what an amazing and equal country we are, you're sexist if you don't want it! This has been a centuries long struggle but finally a strong enough woman has achieved what no other woman could do, it's time to recognise her strength of character! FUCK OFF. There have been millions of women more qualified and appropriate than her who never got even a sniff of a chance because they didn't anchor themselves to the right man, they weren't born into a particular family and spent childhood holidays with the sons and daughters of fossil fuel barons, investment companies, etc. The system is biased and wrong and Hillary winning only confirms that.

*quality father/daughter rapport [sniff]

I, the people, nominate her for Supreme Court Justice! [sniff ... tissue please] *quality compassion

Sniff ... he was a great dad though *quality fail

Seen the movie with Richard Gere? [sniff]

It is surprising when it gets down to it ...the company's defend this to the government instead of the other way around.

The government sniffs into its populace too much already.
They don't need encouragement.

I really wish Obama would weigh in on this, he has a very practical nature to him.

I wonder if it raises and lowers your score based upon your porn searches. You're looking for an anonymous terminal just so you can watch your panty sniffers porn, which would lower your score. Maybe I should just sniff panties in real life?

Oh no, the secret police tracked your anonymous login, which is illegal btw, so now the entire country knows you like sniffing panties. Ha ha ha!

It could be filmed like a television program, sort of a I don't know a To Catch a Predator vibe. Lure these men into anonymous login booths and watch them search for porn and then get caught by the government.

Not only does this web search constitute the lowering of your credit score, but it was an anonymous search not tied to your social media account, therefore illegal. Prepare to be shamed Pee Wee style. Paging Mr. Herman. We have a pervert. China no rikey.

Love how he maneuvered around to sniff his bum and immediately knew who he was at that moment.

Wow... it seems I have an allergy to dog dander that can travel over the internet.

*sniff*

That's great, and sort of a one-sentence summation of what has made the Daily Show so great and so important. Who's going to pick up the sniff-testing slack?

Not just any robocide... the robocide of a cute, adorable, trusting robot. sniff :'-(

You monsters!

I promise I'm not lying, sifty! I know you don't remember me from when you were a toddler but I was there when you first began to speak and walk and deny unprivileged users from promoting or qualitying videos or changing tags. Still brings a tear to my eye...

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I would never lie to you, Sifty.

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