I'd also add once again here that all this power-stripping..the warnings and promises from admins in an attempt to keep me on a short leash as not to offend the damaged sensibilities of those who simply have a hard-on to see me burn is nothing more than a window into some unchecked personality disorders.

I don't mind so much being the whipping-boy for such nonsense since I do court confrontation when attacked unjustly by the timid and confused but the dicklessness from some of the most egregious of offenders (ignore button, my ass)?? The passive-aggression from those who fear change or love the smell of their own fucking farts and want everyone else to stand in line for a sniff??? Fuck that shit.

Retention Managed:

,,,sniff sniff...smell that?...looks at bottom of each shoe....

Oh, someone let their little...thing out....

...sniff...sniff...smell that?...he did again.

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Rahat the magnificent! ... sniff, snuffle ... where's my box of tissues?

Inspiring [sniff]

Aha! I thought Vincent Clortho sounded familiar. It's from one of my all time favorite movies - Ghostbusters. Louis, played by Rick Moranis, was possessed by the Keymaster Vinz Clortho. Here's a bit of the script from IMDB.

Louis: [Louis, as the possessed Keymaster Vinz Clortho, runs out of Central Park, scaring a married couple] I am the Keymaster! The Destructor is coming. Gozer the Traveler, the Destroyer.
[Louis pants and sniffs, then notices a horse carriage; horse neighs]
Louis: Gatekeeper.
[Walk over towards the horse]
Louis: I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer. Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?
Coachman: Hey, he pulls the wagon, I made the deals. You want a ride?
[the possessed Louis growls at the coachman with his red-glowing eyes]
Louis: [to the horse] Wait for the sign. Then our prisoners will be released.
[Runs amok, scaring bystanders; yelling]
Louis: You will perish in flame, you and all your kind! Gatekeeper!
Coachman: What an asshole.

Heh. He still knew which end to sniff.

Hmmm.....wonder what's in this jar??
sniff-sniff
Ohhh...smells good!
If I could only reach it.....
...just a bit further.
....
..
shit.

omg I teared up at the edited version I saw before, this longer version...

SNIFF

Sniff

I know that they sniff a lot of stuff. But hair???