>> ^swampgirl:
This version, she offers an apology: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4nK-kWCm1M


"This video has been removed by the user."

^
Mink has it. This guy is classic paranoid schizophrenic. He needs help in the worst way, and I hope it got it. I grew up directly beneath the final approach into Simmon's airfield at Fort Bragg. The helicopters would nearly rattle me out of my bed. But, I knew what they were and what they were doing. It didn't scare me. This guy is prisoner to his delusional conspiracy and is mad, and afraid. Poor guy.

UPDATE (from Boing Boing): This was made at the Savannah College of the Arts, and was written and directed by Christian Simmons. Here's a high-quality version of the film and a behind-the-scenes video.

sue simmons is the charmer

hey, thanks!
Hitler's threatening to overtake Richard Simmons for my all-time #1...!


In reply to this comment by MycroftHomlz:
*promote, you time has come. Vote count 158.

Thanks! Boo!

In reply to this comment by Issykitty:
EEEEK! You Gene Simmonized avatar made me jump when I glanced at it!!! *horrorshow!

EEEEK! You Gene Simmonized avatar made me jump when I glanced at it!!! *horrorshow!

Hail the Gene Simmons moth!!!

"..you'd have to blame Richard Simmons..."

Awesome, lol

I like your style Simmons.

The Conan interview can be seen here: http://www.videosift.com/video/Fred-Simmons-on-Conan-OBrien

Number one through ten are Richard Simmons workout videos. Seriously watch them and you won't be able to sleep for weeks.

If it was me, I would slam on the throttle and hope that Simmons jumps out of the way...

>> ^dag:
Coached by: German Richard Simmons



His name is Kalle Pohl. He is a comedian, but not nearly as funny as Richard.
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalle_Pohl (German only, sorry)

+1 on getting ready to post a richard simmons comment.