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>> ^rogueWRX:

Okay, I give. Why the jk rowling tag?


I think he meant J.K. Simmons, the actor doing the voiceover.

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She reminds me of a female Nick Simmons.

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Oh man - the Richard Simmons one made me laugh. He's a parody of himself. Kind of a gayer Crusty the Clown.

Looks like he will be doing jail time.

The plea agreement states that Simmons would have been sentenced to six months in jail for the criminal impersonation charge, but was instead given a suspended sentence. He would have also had to serve two 11-month-29-day jail terms for unlawful photography, but that sentence was also suspended.
Any infraction while he is on probation could result in Simmons’ being forced to serve those terms.

Simmons entered the plea in circuit court in lieu of a trial.

He will be on probation for two years because the two counts of illegal photography would have ran concurrently with the criminal impersonation charge.

>> ^MilkmanDan:
More please! (Two Line Vocabulary in particular, but more Whose Line in general is always good)



This right here is one of the funniest things on the internets...
http://www.videosift.com/video/Whose-Line-Is-It-Anyway-Clip-Featuring-Richard-Simmons

This is a good explanation... for kids. It's too bad it's a poor example from a scientific perspective. Lamarck and Darwin's observations (early 1800's) were not very rigorous.

In their article, "Winning by a Neck," zoologists Robert Simmons (Uppsala University) and Lue Scheepers (Ministry of Environment, Namibia) agree that the standard account "may be no more than a tall story". According to the competition hypothesis, giraffes use their long necks to advantage during dry seasons, when food is scarce; but, in fact, the opposite is observed in the field. "In the Serengeti," Simmons and Scheepers note, "giraffe spend almost all of the dry season feeding from low Grewia bushes, while only in the wet season do they turn to tall Acacia tortillis trees, when new leaves are ...plentiful ...and no competition is expected. This behavior is contrary to the prediction that giraffe should use their feeding height to advantage at times of food scarcity". Moreover, they report, "females spend over 50% of their time feeding with their necks horizontal [a behavior so common it is used to determine the sex of animals at a distance]" and "both sexes feed faster and most often with their necks bent". These observations, they conclude, suggest "that long necks did not evolve specifically for feeding at higher levels." (from http://www.arn.org/docs/odesign/od181/ls181.htm)

"but if we continue to illustrate our conviction with an indefensible, unsupported, entirely speculative and basically rather silly story, then we are clothing a thing of beauty in rags and we should be ashamed, `for the apparel oft proclaims the man.'" (from "The Tallest Tale" by Stephen Jay Gould, Natural History, May 1996)

Yeah it's like Jim Carrey, Richard Simmons, and Carol Burnett fucked and she came out. I disagree about her being good in the sack. I bet she really likes sex but brings the same cheeseball vibe into the bedroom. I bet she gives oral that's as bad as oral can be (I'll take it over a kick in the teeth). I don't think I could ever find her sexy after watching this. I do however find her hilarious. I REALLY needed a good laugh, it has been a fucked up day.

Richard Simmons always acts like he is in the middle of an earthquake.

aww, c'mon, sing along, you know the words.

Chim Chiminey,
Chim Chiminey,
Chim Chim Cher-ee



In reply to this comment by kymbos:
Upvote, but there's only so much of this I can take. I got about 3 minutes in, and I'm quite proud of that.

This video has been declared a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof declared by JAPR.

I think you meant

*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Mountain-biking-with-Wade-Simmons

dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Mountain-biking-with-Wade-Simmons

maybe i will just grow out my real one


>> ^chilaxe:
>> ^inflatablevagina:
How can he father children for me if he is gay?

Maybe you could wear a fake mustache?!