That's exactly how I've always felt about gift certificates. Cash works fine almost everywhere, and it fits in a card or envelope just as easily as a certificate. Gift certificates are like Itchy and Scratchy dollars. Why?

>> ^Payback:

I've been noticing how more arrogant she sounds the more popular she becomes.
I noticed it too, but it's just her scratchy voice, maybe she doesn't realize how arrogant it makes her sound, but now apparently she doesn't care whether the audience likes it or not.



I still think her videos are interesting and smart, but kind of self-indulging.

Prob feels great all those pokey hooves into that matted fur, scratchy scratchy scratch!

I dislike the scratchiness of her voice, sound pretentious, even if she's isn't.

Cool video though.

>> ^shinyblurry:

The truth: The bible contains no scientific errors.


Because it's a book about religion, not science. THAT'S why someone might say it's unscientific. The book I have on fly fishing contains no scientific errors either. Look in any cook book you might have in your house and you will find no scientific errors.

You're thinking of those religious people that try to say the bible can be proven scientifically. They're trying to put science in the bible by saying "This passage means they knew about planetary orbits" or whatever, when it just isn't true. Show me some differential equations in the bible and then you can say it's is scientific.

Also:
>> ^shinyblurry:

Atheist error #2 The bible is only confirmed by the bible, there is no outside external verification

The truth: There are over 39 sources outside of the Bible that attest to more than 100 facts regarding Jesus’ life, teachings, crucifixion, and resurrection.


Many "outside sources" confirmed that crop circles were "true". Tons of people from all over the world and different walks of life thought that scratchy old film of Bigfoot was real. The only difference between these things and the bible is that nobody revealed the hoax before they died. And people were much more gullible back then as opposed to now because the more we learn with science the more skeptical we can be about the incredible. There's more magic in the bible than there is verifiable science.

I am "Itchy and Scratchy" too.

Well not really a joke, but I wonder if she uses them to masturbate or if she only uses toys with gloves on. Because god knows after 15 seconds of listening to that shit, nobody is going to stick around long enough for a roll in the hay. Though I'm sure she needs to avoid rough, scratchy hay even without a gentleman caller.>> ^Trancecoach:

BTW, are there any "hand job" and "manual labor" jokes to be made?

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FYI on anyone that may be unhappy with that dupe killing, the solution is to suggest to the original poster of this one to include the slightly longer clip in this post. Otherwise, where does it end? Can I post a slightly longer clip of how Krusty lost the rights to Itchy and Scratchy? I don't think that's what we want.

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>> ^NobleOne:
In the context that you put it sketch, FSM could be as real as Zeus, Apollo, Mars, or itchy and scratchy..That they are all manifestations of men but God is much more then that existence that being it interconnects everything within the universe. i am sure this last sentence will come back to me but oh well...


Well, you are exactly right. We are all atheists where it comes to gods such as Zeus, etc. The problem with the idea of the interconnection of everything in the universe is that it's unsubstantiated, mystical, wishy-washy nonsense. People like to feel like they are connected to everything because it makes them feel all warm and fuzzy inside, but that doesn't make it real.

Personally, my problem with this kind of spirituality is that it keeps people from bothering to look into proper astronomy, geology, archeology and biology to learn for themselves how truly amazing and wondrous reality actually is. Of course we don't have ALL of the answers to life, the universe and everything, and no scientist will ever tell you that we do, but science strives to find real answers to real questions, while spirituality seems to make up questions that really don't need to be asked.

S.O.B. i knew i would write something that would come back to bite me in the ass..the internets and making people look like asses one at a time.. thanks EDD for the reality check that everyone has beliefs...George Carlin said it the best; he was catholic till the age of reason... which i follow the same path being that Catholicism to me seems bat-shit crazy..being that i was manipulated for 8 years from K-7th..So i understand the evils of organized religion oh and no i was not an alter boy it cut into my power rangers in the morning one had to give....In reference to what i am getting from this thread is there is no God and this is all just one big cosmic coincidence? Now how much belief does that take? In the context that you put it sketch, FSM could be as real as Zeus, Apollo, Mars, or itchy and scratchy..That they are all manifestations of men but God is much more then that existence that being it interconnects everything within the universe. i am sure this last sentence will come back to me but oh well...What about a one celled micro-organism how does it live? or better yet how does it have life? i am guessing the logical answer would we don't have the technology to explain this phenomenon but i don't think that we will be able to ever produce the technology ....though as you can see this is not the first or the last time i will be proved wrong.... Sketch: where do i got to go to collect on that beer?

They fight! They bite!
They fight and bite and fight!
Fight fight fight!
Bite bite bite!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

http://www.silverbox.com/krusty/ins2.html

congrats again on the 100. Here is a scratchy something. I'm not altogether pleased with it, but maybe you'll like! Dead mermaids are, as it turns out, rather interesting to scrawl though, so maybe I'll give it a more thoroughly thought out try!

http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p469/nicolebeez/pegged_100.jpg