You're in luck, because I like all three of those things.

In reply to this comment by oritteropo:
Hi KnivesOut, do you like Jazz, Scat, or PQ'd vids on 9 votes:

http://videosift.com/video/Buddy-Rich-and-Mel-Torme-salute-Ella-Fitzgerald

Last person I sent this to, sadly, didn't.

Do you like Jazz? Scat? Vids with 9 votes needing 1 vote to be set free?
http://videosift.com/video/Buddy-Rich-and-Mel-Torme-salute-Ella-Fitzgerald

Not exactly.

Yes, an old man building a giant boat to fit every single species of animals on the planet for 40 days is completely ridiculous.
But if on top of that you add... "oh and he was told to do that by Xenu, the alien overlord". Then it's even stupider. (I know xenu has nothing to do with noah lol. I was just making a point).

Yes, the bullshit I'm used to is still bullshit. But if someone then adds another pile of crap on top of that bullshit, it becomes an even bigger pile of shit. (sorry for all the scat).

If someone is stupid enough to believe the first part, I'm sure it won't take much to believe the second part, but it doesn't mean it isn't even stupider.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'happy, dance, audition, basketball, got to dance' to 'happy, dance, audition, basketball, got to dance, scat man' - edited by Fusionaut

Tags for this video have been changed from 'beatbox, sampling, looped, voice, scatting' to 'beatbox, sampling, looped, voice, scatting, reggie watts' - edited by EndAll

You'd think that they would have plenty of extra footage of girls crying from before and after they've filmed all of their crazy scat porn or something.

>> ^Avokineok:
I live in The Netherlands. Everytime I'm on Videosift, I get a sense of how bad it must be to be an American.
I see some great entertaiment with all the late night shows, but I feel bad for all of you who have to live in a country that has so many people taking everything said at Fox "News" ("Gossip" might be more appropriate) so seriously..
It seriously makes me said and makes me believe Amerika is not the land of opportunities; it's a land where people with a lot of money tell other people what think.


There's another problem with America Avokineok, as evidenced on this site and that is;

Those who lambaste Rupert Murdoch's abortion, fail to see that they are equally as distracted and led like apes by the other worthless news cunts churning out issue after issue, or other complete scat disguised as something you should have an opinion about. They can;t help it, they have been bred to go for this team or that one, one camp or the other, and are to overworked and indoctrinated to care about the world of the real.

Endless mind-numbing editorials on issues which be merely symptoms of the beast, the emperor with no clothes or skin, for that matter.....The United States will fall in lock-step not unlike the UK did when she was welcomed into the EU against the will of the people, and by mandate of her cunt royal family, god-damned empire-building elitist scumbag fucks that they are. Kill them all, scatter their children's ashes on the dung heap of history.

There is no news-only mind control and endless editorial on the same, to give people the illusion that they have a fucking clue about how the world is run.....liberals are pussies, and conservatives, assholes.

Me, I'm a dick.

That's my 10 cents, praise BOB, Hail Eris, Do What Thou Wilt.

[wind noises]

If I could sample the wind, I would loop it

And let my life poem flow over its sacred beats.

Using Kilimanjaro as my djembe I would drum rainbows out of the moonlight and use them as hooks in between verses; verses of little girls spinning ropes in opposite directions, waiting for an opening to jump in.

As the world turns, double dutch, I jump, double time over oceans and back; the water waves and I wave back.

Rippling echoes of "sunshii-ii-iine" - folks get ground in the "sunshii-ii-iine."

But the lightning flaaash three times and its time for the chorus which includes corn bread, candy yams, and all that good stuff, which black folks on Saturn are made of.

As we approach the second verse the roots of trees are plucked from bass lines, which resonate and shake the earth -- devastating everything that's not built in harmony in it.

The second verse is a journey through the ruins of ruined souls; that valued all that was nothing, and nothing of the all-knowing ever flowing wind - which is the undercurrent of this current blowing, the funky drummer from here to eternity.

But even as ruined souls backspin, the wind mills forward and rocks steady 'till the sun hits the fader and the chorus kicks in; then the moon yells "Go!" and we all backspin -- ZULU! As the moonlight shines true blue silvery indigo light my spirit takes flight - because the moonlight is my indigo; indigo ON, to the break of dawn, I rock rock steady steady 'till the early morn, word is bond I'm talking about seeing your nature in nature innate in your nature - New York states of mind did not create ya.

Not until you listen to Rakim on a rocky mountain top have you heard hip-hop.

Extract the urban element that created it and let an open wide countryside let us illustrate it.

Riding in a freight train listening to Coltrane and my reality went insane and I think I saw Jesus; he was playing hop-scotch with Betty Carter who was cursing him out in a scat-like-gibberish for not saying "Butterfingers."

And like the grains of sand, like the seeds of time, the pains of Man, the frames of mind which built these frames which is the structure of my urban superstructure. The trains and planes can corrupt and obstruct your train of thought so that you forget how to walk through the woods which ain't good, 'cause if you never walked through the trees listening to 'Nobody Beats The Biz' you ain't never heard hip-hop.. and you don't stop, and you don't stop, and you don't...

STOP lettin' cities define you, confine you to that which is cement and brick.

We are not a hard peoples, our domes have been crowned with the likes of steeples. That which is our being soars with the eagles, and the Jonathon Livingston seagulls - Yes - I got wings, you got wings, we all got to got wings!

So let's widen the circumference of our nest, and escape this urban incubator -

You see, the wind plays the world like an instrument; blows through trees like flutes but trees don't grow in cement. And as heartbeats bring percussion, fallen trees bring repercussions; cities play upon our souls like broken drums, we drum the essence of creation from city slums - but city slums mute our drums and our drums become humdrum, 'cause city slums have never been where our drums are from - just the place where our daughters and sons become, off-beat heartbeats, slaves to city streets, where hearts get broken and heart beats stop - broken heart beats become break beats for niggas to rhyme on top, but they rhyme about... NOTHIN'.

You don't got nothin' to rhyme about 'cause you've never seen the moon, your styles can't be universal if you're not in tune, with the... [wind noises]

It is easy, it's simply not a quick fix. Make fast food as expensive as it is in Japan for starters. A two-piece Kentucky Fried Heart valve with Coca-Colonoscopy and french-fried artery is about $40 U.S. You don't see the Japanese eating that scat as staple.

Eliminate wage slavery and the dollar, for that matter. Your arguments lie fallow. Beans and rice are still dirt cheap. Grow spinach. Leave the city. Isn't one's health more important than a 401K and a cable bill?

Insurance is for idiots who are specialized, without basic survival skills, and educated improperly concerning the world they inhabit. Learn some new rules for living; start by plugging back into instinct.

As far as medical procedures and the cost of the same?-Kill your nearest congressman or representative, and use their blood for fertilizer for your food crops, and eat sprouted seed till the harvest comes.

Get real folks-the power has always been in our hands to make change. America simply gives it to tainted robots to do as they see fit.

Change won't come without a realistic battle for what is right from a common-sense approach. To hell with politics. Join the ranks of beings who use reason or instinct rather than illusory constructs designed to enslave.

Government can't breastfeed an infant, but it can suggest a formula manufactured by Enfamil, or give you a free abortion.

You are not wrong user above, there are many things worse than the illusion the people of the world consider to be a "natural" progression of societies. The world is a simple place without the abuse of the few over the many.

And if he doesn't you have to eat monkey scat.

Shouldn't be allowed to make predictions without repercussions

SCAT

Wow lucky you with a kinky lady. I think probably that's the case for the majority of married couples. Interesting though, isn't it? People think of women as being more sexually repressed, but I think women are more open to try different things than men are.

Bestiality? Really? **shudder**


In reply to this comment by EDD:
Me? Nah. I'll give you this though: when one's done as much dirty work in the countryside as I have (manure and all that), one either develops a fetish for this shit ( ), or one's stomach turns to stone as far as crap is concerned. I'm the latter case.

Also, my wife is all around way, way, FUCKIN WAY more pervy than I am. She's leagues ahead of me.

Fun fact: at least 75% of women that I've honestly talked to about this, have confessed an interest in bestiality. Some have actually confessed going there. Ew

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
What other people do is more their business than mine.
Just from now on, you're the puke/scat guy. I know your dirty secret, but I won't tell.
Your poor wife.

We are all pervs EDD..... different degrees and all that, but none of us are innocent. I'm an open perv myself. I proclaim it proudly!

Me? Nah. I'll give you this though: when one's done as much dirty work in the countryside as I have (manure and all that), one either develops a fetish for this shit ( ), or one's stomach turns to stone as far as crap is concerned. I'm the latter case.

Also, my wife is all around way, way, FUCKIN WAY more pervy than I am. She's leagues ahead of me.

Fun fact: at least 75% of women that I've honestly talked to about this, have confessed an interest in bestiality. Some have actually confessed going there. Ew

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
What other people do is more their business than mine.
Just from now on, you're the puke/scat guy. I know your dirty secret, but I won't tell.
Your poor wife.

We are all pervs EDD..... different degrees and all that, but none of us are innocent. I'm an open perv myself. I proclaim it proudly!

What other people do is more their business than mine.
Just from now on, you're the puke/scat guy. I know your dirty secret, but I won't tell.
Your poor wife.

We are all pervs EDD..... different degrees and all that, but none of us are innocent. I'm an open perv myself. I proclaim it proudly!

In reply to this comment by EDD:
No no, I do think they're gross (with the exception of lemonparty.org - nothing wrong with that one as long as it's consensual, even though it did provide some shock value), and I'd say it's really, really fortunate I don't get off to puke/scat, etc. As far as fetishes go, I don't have any, really. I only like high heels and lingerie - shoot me if that makes me a perv

But again, not my business if other people get off to ANYTHING as long as it doesn't harm/mentally scar any other living thing. I think it's best if people with preexisting fetishes get to jack off to internet porn rather than try some dangerous things out for themselves, don't you?

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Oh I disagree!! 2 girls 1 cup made my eyeballs bleed and made me puke. Oh yuck the others I am going to watch and then let you know.
If you don't think that 2 girls 1 finger is gross... oh my Edd.... I can't hang with puke.
lemonparty... I just saw an old man get his dick sucked. Wow. I would rather think they fall off once a man has hit a certain age.
hai2u... ok enough with the puke... Are there people out there who get off to this?

I think it's all you EDD.

No no, I do think they're gross (with the exception of lemonparty.org - nothing wrong with that one as long as it's consensual, even though it did provide some shock value), and I'd say it's really, really fortunate I don't get off to puke/scat, etc. As far as fetishes go, I don't have any, really. I only like high heels and lingerie - shoot me if that makes me a perv

But again, not my business if other people get off to ANYTHING as long as it doesn't harm/mentally scar any other living thing. I think it's best if people with preexisting fetishes get to jack off to internet porn rather than try some dangerous things out for themselves, don't you?

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Oh I disagree!! 2 girls 1 cup made my eyeballs bleed and made me puke. Oh yuck the others I am going to watch and then let you know.
If you don't think that 2 girls 1 finger is gross... oh my Edd.... I can't hang with puke.
lemonparty... I just saw an old man get his dick sucked. Wow. I would rather think they fall off once a man has hit a certain age.
hai2u... ok enough with the puke... Are there people out there who get off to this?

I think it's all you EDD.