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Amazing roller blade *dance routine!

She is wearing Roller Blades, different from Roller Skates (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roller_skates).

I can see this one from both sides. The potential for litigation -- which could be truly catastrophic for a school / business / private person / whatever -- is real. It's fucking retarded, but it is a real danger.

In the early 2000's, I was living in a trailer park with a buddy while we were going to college. We lived right next to a movie theater that had a nice, huge, paved asphalt parking lot in the back. We used to take roller blades, sticks, and a PVC hockey goal into that lot and play roller hockey after closing time -- like 2AM or so. Nobody there, no parked cars, no property around to damage with errant shots or whatever.

One night we went a bit earlier than usual, and the manager had happened to stay late to close. He saw us as he was driving out and started driving towards us. I figured "well, there goes this spot". He asked us what were were doing, we explained. He asked us if we had asked anybody for permission, and we admitted we hadn't. He asked if we knew that companies sometimes got sued by people who wiped out and broke a leg or whatever, and we said yes.

And then he surprised me. He said "OK, consider this me, the manager, giving you permission to keep on playing here, on these conditions:

1) Never play there if there are parked cars in that part of the lot behind the theater.
2) Come in and ask for permission again if we want to play with more people, or if any other conditions change.
3) Look me in the eye and give me your word as a man that you wouldn't sue me for being an idiot and falling down and breaking your arm or whatever, and shake my hand to seal the bargain."

Awesome theater manager. Not sure if things have gotten enough worse in litigation-crazy USA that he'd be willing to make that same bargain again. But that wouldn't be his fault, it would be an outcome of our crazy legal system.

>> ^Drachen_Jager:

How does he work the pedals with roller blades on?
With the right and left trigger buttons.

How does he work the pedals with roller blades on?

Paragraph 3 (6.1) (a) of your dental plan provides that in the event any family member is in possession of skateboards, roller blades or BMX bicycles your coverage is null and void.

It's a girl. And yeah, I have really flat, wide feet and I've never even been able to even wear roller blades for more than five minutes or so, let alone skate in them.

Tried this once with my grandmothers dog when I was younger except I was on roller blades.

The problem is that should the dog decide to stop suddenly, either you're getting hurt, or the dog is.


Fortunately for my conscience, it was me.

Roller blading in Lycra not enough? Need more opportunities to mince camply in public? Ahhh I think i have the answer for you...

Her special was hysterically funny.

Oh man, that's a pair of roller-blades. Double donkey punch.

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Mink:
You're right.

Sometimes:
I never said that gay jokes or racist jokes are okay. I'm sorry if it sounded like that. I take vulgar language very seriously. I don't think it has any place in society. I think parents that hear their boy talking like that should knock some sense into 'em.

I lived in San Fransisco when I was younger and I know a lot of gay people that I like very much. I saw more homosexuality in one week than you'll see in your life. I'm not threatened by Homosexuals. I'm annoyed by so called "Flamers". I think frat boys are especially annoying, and I make fun of guys wearing "bikini inspector" shirts. Does that make me intolerant? Well then why am I intolerant if I'm annoyed by a "Flamer"? I think a guy wearing a pastel colored shirt, daisy dukes, lipstick, and roller blades is asking for people to poke fun at him. That's all I'm saying.

I think some straight men are uncomfortable around gay men, not threatened. The more time you spend around people of different backgrounds and races and lifestyles, the more comfortable you feel around them, right? That's human nature.


P.S. You realize you're invoking Rosa Parks while we're talking about frat boys and gay halo 3 players, right?