Either PCP or possessed by Richard Simmons...

OMG is that the Korean Richard Simmons??

That Richard Simmons line absolutely kills me. Arnold is really just a big kid. Haha.

My pleasure, that is one is probably my favorite clip on the sift.

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Thanks! I fail at promoting.

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I'm with you, I gave it a promote for you.

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*promote

Every time I watch this I laugh so hard tears run down my face. So funny.

Thanks! I fail at promoting.

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I'm with you, I gave it a promote for you.

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*promote

Every time I watch this I laugh so hard tears run down my face. So funny.

I'm with you, I gave it a promote for you.

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*promote

Every time I watch this I laugh so hard tears run down my face. So funny.

If anyone is wondering why 'A$$GR@V33 the Movie' was directed by 'blanfist', it's because blankfist demanded an Alan Smithee credit on it. He hated the way the studio cut out 20 minutes of the love scene with him and Richard Simmons. He claimed that cutting that scene down to only 50 minutes made the film "too mainstream and lacking the emotional aspect of sharing ass gravy".

Reminds me a lot of Steve Martin in the 70's.

A lot of you are too young to remember the 70's. A lot of you were too stoned to remember the 70's. But they were there and we're not totally sure why.

In the 70's, SNL was actually funny; the Tonight Show had Carson and people used to get shitface drunk and go on Mike Douglas and Merv Griffin. And there was also Charles Nelson Riley and Paul Lynde and they were both so gay that Richard Simmons used to stamp his right foot and yell, "GOOD GOD, YOU SISSIES, GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!"

Also, if I catch any of you damned kids on my lawn again, I swear I'm calling the cops. Now where's my Reader's Digest and Clapper?

Might be true if Richard Simmons hadn't made it to TV...

Richard Simmons would love his nuts.

*gay

Richard Simmon?

I'd upvote that comment several times if I could for using "vernacular" in a sentence on the inter-tubes.

>> ^brycewi19:
80's Richard Simmons needs to hook up with 80's Bill O'Reilly!
They seem to share similar vernacular!

Imagine teams of scientists working to cross Pauly Shore DNA with Richard Simmons, also David Hasselhoff will be cross-bred with Steven Seagal.

80's Richard Simmons needs to hook up with 80's Bill O'Reilly!

They seem to share similar vernacular!

And all this time I thought Richard Simmons just did exercise videos and appeared on David Letterman.