Because I have too much gas. I also leak, poop, and pee too much too. Dang old body!

Aladdin was one of my favorites in the 90s, and unlike many others, I've been perfectly content with Disney making live-action versions of all their old cartoons (just don't get me started on the atrocity that was the new Beauty and the Beast).

This movie was perfectly fine, except that Robin Williams's incredible performance was completely besmirched (as in it had poop rubbed all over it).

Aside from the great range in Williams's acting performance, his singing performance was so fun and exuberant and enthralling, as were all the songs in general.

They took those masterful Disney songs from the classic and just butchered them. I just felt disappointed at all the moments where I expected to feel an explosion of energy but instead fell flat.

Yeah, I poop way more!

Same for dogs drinking dirty water and eating poops.

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I was wrong once.

1) You only need to be correct about ONE thing 100% of the time.

2) When you lose the one you love and suffer their loss, you will feel you did the wrong thing. Feeling tricked. You will feel VERY ALONE. This is not where love was supposed to take you. You will be left with one decision. Do you continue to love knowing you will be sending the people you've loved and who love you, into the same hell you are stuck in or do you take the chance that those you love can band together with all those who chose to love you and them?

3) You will only need to make one decision to get beyond the hell and grief that love delivered you into.

The bleeding hearts and artists are waiting for you.

Love is all you need. -Beatles

The blacksmith and the artist
Reflect it in their art
They forge their creativity
Closer to the heart
Yeah, it's closer to the heart -Rush

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Thank you for breaking my heart
Thank you for tearing me apart
Now I've a strong, strong heart
Thank you for breaking my heart -John Charles Reynolds / Sinead O'connor



As far as the guy with the poop, yeah, I think you're right.

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I poop while not touching the toliets especially in public restrooms!

I know...I know....and all that leaking out of every orifice we will miss....but as I said, Ebolaids didn't work, the AIDS stopped the Ebola somehow.
Avian measlepox is showing promise....all the ooze and none of the treatability with the advantage of being spread by bird poop!

That's Vince Carter from Gomer Pyle USMC.

That show was popular probably when you were pooping yellow.

I'll just keep caring about the poop on my plastics for now.

If there are many religions, then there are many Gods and many Devils.
If you believe in God, then you believe in the Devil.
Your belief in one gives power to both.

Love. You won't believe it when you believe it.
There can be only one.
Created out of nothing at all.
Love is all you need. It's easy.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go poop.

Needed or not, I recommend daily Metamucil. Just makes everything go so much better. Healthy poops are the best!

May all of my poops experience such glorious adventures to their future world

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