Ok, I upvote even though I really have seen this bit a number of times

He gets a little harsh towards 20 year old in this, but his great truth, which anyone should take away from it is: DO YOUR FUCKING JOB, and do it well.

If you don't like your current job then spend time looking for one you'd prefer to do, but still do your current job WELL.

I know people who are just like this and it shits me so much, because it's exactly the thing that stops them getting anywhere in life. They don't climb the ladder of success because they never have a good reference, they never show how damn good they can be at the shitty jobs so they get noticed, or come away with a great reference, to move on to the next, bigger, better job and so on.

Being shit at the shit jobs means you'll always do the the shit jobs. Be great at the shit jobs and people Fucking NOTICE. They DO...

My first real job (not counting delivery medicine by bike or working in Pizza Hut) was answering ALL the email an ISP got.. ALL of it, just me handling all complaints, queries, support requests... pretty mind numbing really... but you know what, when I left that company I was a lead client software developer, creating code to run on AT&T's customer's computers nation wide... and then when that company closed up I was recommended on to another company where I work today.

All because I DID THE SHITTY JOBS WELL.

It's a HUGE truth that is really important for doing well in this world, and as Louis points out, there are those who don't get it.

Well, the British aren't known for their cuisine. Did you know that Pizza Hut puts canned corn on their pizzas in England?

She may be wrong, but she is not THAT wrong.


>> ^djsunkid:

AAARGH! My head is exploding with how wrong she is. SO WRONG. SO WRONG. I can't even deal with this. I'm pretty sure she is trolling pizza experts.

What is in Plano, Texas other than a lot of FedEx assholes?

"The city is home to many corporate headquarters, including Ericsson Inc., Rent-A-Center, Crossmark, Dell Services, Pizza Hut, Alliance Data Systems, HP Enterprise Services, JCPenney, Frito-Lay, Cinemark Theatres, Dr Pepper Snapple Group and Siemens PLM Software."

I stand corrected, it is of the schtuff that many a JG Ballard novel is made of.

Aw - how cute. What is she going to do next? Start writing it on a chalkboard? Maybe she and Beck could start being chalkboard buddies. What a load of total claptrap masquerading as 'serious analysis'. I'm getting tired of listening to people who think that biased infotainers like Maddow, Beck, Schultz and all the rest any credibility.

It's bullcrap. All of it. For example, Maddow uses pictures of a bunch of guys in Kabul and then insults completely unrelated security guards in Wisconsin. I didn't like the service I got at a Pizza Hut in Albaquerque once, but that doesn't mean the employees of the Pizza Hut where I live are scumbags. What she's doing utterly dismisses her entire screed as anything but propoganda of the lowest sort.

Anyone who thinks Maddow is anything but a junkyard mutt on the Democrat party chain is addled. Anyone that thinks she has a 'point' in this particular piece of total tripe has to have been pithed. Maddow is as unhinged and full of crap as Beck ever has been.

>> ^Crosswords:

I was going to say that sounds absolutely disgusting, but after hearing its a different beast than the stuff I'm used to I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. Still hot mayo... ugh.


Disgusting? Really?

Isn't Shrimp Salad the same exact thing? Or at least it does here in America. Come to think of it, potato salad, chicken salad, tuna salad, coleslaw, egg salad and fruit salad all contain mayonnaise.

Or perhaps you were only referring to mayo being served in hot temperature. Then sure, it's kinda gross.

But even still, we eat lots of dishes that contains with mayo in hot temperature without even realizing it. If your hamburgers have hot-off-the-grill beef paddies and you eat it with mayo, then you've got yourself hot mayo.

This was seriously eerie, my mother has chronic schizophrenia, she's been really proactive in medication and support the last few years but before that it was like living hell. She was rarely this calm but the pizza thing really hit a string, she used to have a conflicting decision where the only food we were allowed to eat was vegetarian pizza from Pizza Hut, however when the pizza arrived, it was indeed poisoned, the cure was she would absolutely douse it in Extra Virgin Olive Oil to "purify it".

Mental illness fucking sucks, great awareness video.

>> ^dag:

So glad this was proven a hoax - we still have time for the flying cars, rehydratable pizza hut, and giant CGI Jaws that jumps out of the marquee. Also, Mattel - get fucking busy - you have 4 years for anti-grav research.


Dag--Will we have 3D videos, holograms, etc. from VS by then?

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So glad this was proven a hoax - we still have time for the flying cars, rehydratable pizza hut, and giant CGI Jaws that jumps out of the marquee. Also, Mattel - get fucking busy - you have 4 years for anti-grav research.

A pizza hut near the Giza complex??,It's the end of the goddamn world??..No-another version of fucking empire-this time disguized not as a god-like pharaoh, but a like-god corporation. Fuck you pizza hut, shit on Egypt in some other dimension.....

Only job I ever got fired from was my very first job; working at a Little Caesar's pizza when I was 15. I kept calling in because I had rather gotten stoned with my buddies, and the final call went something like this:

Me: "Yeah, I'm not coming in..."
Asst. manager: "Hold on." (covers the phone, someone yelling in the background)
Asst. manager: "Did you hear that?"
Me: "Hear what?"
AM: "Joel said if you're not coming in, then don't come in again."
Me: "Does that mean I'm fired?"
AM: "Well, if you don't come in..."
Me: "Okay!" (hung up on her)

We then got baked and went and got Pizza Hut.

Actually, when looking up the phrase "pizza hut viral" on Google, to see what the rest of the interwebs think, I came across this one also considered to be a Pizza Hut viral ad.

I need to work on distrusting the internet more, it seems.

It means that Pizza Hut made and totally approved this video, so in the chance it can fool people online into thinking it's real and spread virally, much like dramatic chipmunk.

I understood that. I knew that the first time he wanted to take a bite of the za and was refused. Lame, is I believe the correct adjective.

What was confusing me is that most people posting comments were just saying "viral" -- as if viral meant advertising. Which means that the word "viral" has been opted and no longer usable for Dramatic Chipmunks.

Well, language does evolve. Personally, I am sorry that Corporate America has apparently successfully and quickly stolen that word.

I'll get over it.

>> ^joedirt:
The guy was EXPECTING to go into the pool. Notice his body language anticipating and heading that direction, instead of trying to prevent it or keep your legs behind you if someone if going to push you.
Also look at the video cuts & edits. It is made to look like a handheld shot by someone behind the scenes, but the thing is all editted for impact and timing. Clearly viral with the fucking tag line repeated like four times.

Do you really need to frame by frame analyze it to understand it's viral? Let's check the trajectory angles and velocity of the "dive".
ffs .. I'm pretty sure they'd let Jim have a slice if he was hungry, lol.

>> ^bareboards2:
So somebody help me....
I thought viral was something that got passed around uber-quickly. Viral marketing is Corporate America attempting to get "viral."
So does viral just mean fake now? Or just mean advertising?
Dramatic Groundhog was viral, wasn't it? But it wasn't advertising anything.
It will be a sad day if Corporate America has so infiltrated things that "viral" is no longer used for Drama Queen Groundhogs....


It means that Pizza Hut made and totally approved this video, so in the chance it can fool people online into thinking it's real and spread virally, much like dramatic chipmunk.

What really happens is that everyone does end up seeing it, but in a ironic twist it's all people on video blogs who think they're super awesome detectives for figuring out that a video has corporate approval. Then later that day they all make the conscious decision "all by themselves" to have Pizza Hit for dinner.

Your video, Jim Breuer Flips Out During Pizza Hut Commercial, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.