I think opening a new funeral parlor can be quite an undertaking.


'What's your take on eminent domain'... you kidder you.

Ah, "The Dental Society". A bunch of old guys with handlebar mustaches and watch chains looped through vests, sitting around the parlor with an oil-painted portrait of a tooth above the mantle.

"So gentlemen...about the teeth."

"Hear, hear! The teeth."

"It's stupid to encourage people to take care of their teeth. We make more money doing root canals and filling cavities. We should be encouraging people to brush with caramel."

"Quite right, my good man. Quite right."

This video has been declared a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof declared by rasch187.

I love doing this to blankfist... *dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Internet-Chatroom-Parody-The-Parlor-NSFW-Language

It's clean, wholesome fun!

Here is the original from 2 years 4 months ago. It still works.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Internet-Chatroom-Parody-The-Parlor-NSFW-Language

>> ^oinkinstein:
all ice cream parlors including Oberweis, dairy queen and baskin robbins do the same exact things for their scoop holders



Yeah. It is difficult to comply with certain health and safety laws while being environmentally friendly. They could use a different spoon each time, but that would dramatically increase the time they're running a dishwasher. Which means they're using a lot more electricity and water while putting detergent into the sewer system. Or they could use disposable spoons, which has obvious drawbacks.

all ice cream parlors including Oberweis, dairy queen and baskin robbins do the same exact things for their scoop holders

Dupe.

I've been to that Hooters in Beijing. It's right next to a massage parlor called "Swallows"

When I trained at Shaolin, they said it took about a month to do the spear thing (bending the spear with your neck). They're not sharp, by the way, but you do need to build up something like a callus on the throat.

But yeah, most of that Qi Gong stuff is nonsense, just cheap parlor tricks for a gullible audience, and "documentaries" like this don't do anything to help. Some of it is very impressive though.

When they put on a performance at the school I was at for the parents, they had a guy suck a bowl against his stomach, and 5 people couldn't pull it off. So they called on me, the biggest person in the room (I'm 6'6", 275 pounds) and grabbed onto the guy who was going to try to pull the bowl off. I yanked so hard I threw the guy about 15 feet across the stage, and the bowl was torn in half -- the other half was still stuck to his stomach, which was still pretty damn cool.

Amsterdamn's red light district? Vietnamese massage parlors? Bangkok after dark?

I was 16 in Columbia Missouri on spring break. We spent the day disk golfing and drinking and were about to go out for a night on the town when one of our buddies professed his desired for a tattoo. Naturally, a group of drunk kids in a tattoo parlor do not make good decisions and we decided to each get one to immortalize the moment. I choose a cool looking black sun with a moon and star inside it and got it put in the top center of my back. Two years later while watching a MTV program on tattoos I found out it was the symbol of Islam.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
no way! I'm right off of Thomas and Lamont. I turn on Olney on my way home every day! Small world. I hope you're keeping away from hookers and gambling there in vegas

Oh, and I don't know how in touch you still are with PB, but in case you haven't heard, they've banned alcohol from the beach altogether now.

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Not that anybody cares but I'm bored at work sooooooo...

What up playas and hustlas my REAL name is Marshall, aka Marsh E. Fresh and I live in Pacific Beach, CA.
vote for Kulpims video (I know I'm a whore)

Get the hell out of here! I used to live off Olney, on PB Drive. Too funny. I'm in Vegas now, but nice to see another PB'er.


Yeah, no worries there. Not interested in VD. I tell you though, I grew up there from '84 to '94 and it used to be a nice little beach community. I went to Mission Bay High, etc. Went down to visit in 2005 and wow...talk about a change. You go down Garnet now and it's bar, tattoo parlor, head shop, store, bar tattoo parlor, store, head shop, store, bar...etc. Where the hell was all that when I was growing up there?? If you wanted accessories, you had to drive all the way over to OB and go to The Black (which thankfully is still there...) Well, cool man. Take a ride up to Mt. Soledad or down to Crown Point for me! Man, I haven't said either of those in years; I'm jealous.

send a lynch-mob after the escapee....

ok girls, another cheer!!


"David, Merrill, Stephen, Marshawn;
axel-draggin' bitches, the lynchpins' gone!!

To put to death by a mob, w/o legal recourse, usually by hanging-is pretty much the universal definition, though I don't have the Oxford-English, one of her definitions would probably reference the practice you are bent out of shape over-Diagnosis: too much goddamn television (programming) and fast food-suggest television destruction, donation, or a day at a Vietnamese massage parlor....

Your connotation kp, serves only one symbol, one image of a practice invented by sadistic killers-luckys' not killer material....but his gal sure is!!! (mean that in a sincere and appreciative way, and wish you both long life and many much happiness!)

>> ^rottenseed:
A penguin is driving through the desert when his car starts making a strange sound. He pulls into the next town to have it checked out. While the mechanic is looking at the car, the penguin decides to go explore that small desert town. As he's walking under the sun, the penguin (being a penguin) decides he's hot and goes to get some ice cream. "One scoop of vanilla" he says to the ice cream parlor shop keeper. He finishes up the ice cream and walks back to the mechanic's shop. The penguin asks the mechanic what the problem with his car is. The mechanic answers: "looks like you've blown a seal" to which the penguin wipes his face and replies "naw, it's just a little bit of ice cream"


Back in my day we had to carve starpoints out of our own unnecessary bones which we had to remove ourselves without anesthesia. You kids these days have it so easy; recite a 20 year old joke and people just throw starpoints at you. That's what's wrong with society these days.