The pandemic is our only hope in defeating the Martians.

Don't be a Martian. Wear a mask and don't pick your nose.

I'm thinking it's because he's not Trump.

Remember, wear a mask and stop picking your nose. 👍

My favorite car was my '73 Dodge Charger (I wanted a '67, but good luck with that). The little 318 was a joy to work on (I wanted a 440 PI, but good luck with that). I made so many mods to that engine and I loved opening up the Edelbrock so everyone in Sacramento could hear me pulling on to 99. God help the ricers who'd nose my white beast -- spankings were handed out with impunity. I kissed my wife for the first time in that car -- and the second, and the third time as well.

I've since tried to buy another, but they're pretty rare and either in collector's condition, or up on blocks in someone's yard.

Good days, man, good days!

Oh, FUCK that whore rabbit! If we wanted slutty bunnies, we'd call R. Crumb!

People want their bunnies pure, and full of spunk!

(sooOOOOoo much spunk...)

That's why Lola Bunny is a complete slut compared to the perfection that is JUDY FUCKIN' HOPPS!

Judy Hopps doesn't fool around with sports! NO -- her job is to KICK ASS (and start the occasional race war). She whupped a rhino's ass! She whooped a cheetah's ass! She whupped BATMAN'S ass! Just LOOK at that gorgeous rabbit, with her long ears, twitchy nose and the kinda wide hips that are just made for grabbing and . . . uhh . . .

Have I mentioned the spunk?

Oh, she is FULL of spunk! She's just DRIPPING with so much spunk! And it's not rabbit spunk -- none of that for HER! It's FOX spunk she's dripping with! What an amazingly spunky bunny! She fulla so much spunk, she just can't contain it -- and I have the pictures to prove it!

(sooOOOO many pictures...)

I wanna state for the record, right here and now, that I am in no way, shape, or form, a Furry in a manner which is legally disprovable by my attorney. My turgid passion for Judy Hopps is purely platonic in the opposite meaning of that word.

Seriously, fuck Lola -- JUDY HOPPS FOREVER!!!!

*promoted again,

12 years later,

cuz... i dunno, maybe rage against the machine felt a little too on the nose

Did you mean... Every conservative nose grows.

They could not have picked a better piece of music.

Your eyes, your ears, your nose, your mouth, your skin. Your senses. These are all how the people you love get into your heart over time. It's how you get into the hearts of the ones you love.

I pick up many dead bodies in a week. Some people tell me how they could never do a job like this. From terrible crash scenes, crime scenes to nursing homes and at home deaths.

Dead people don't suffer. The pain is gone. The living suffer. I see it all the time.

If you lose someone you love and your heart suffers unbearably, remember your senses. The one you lost is still in your heart. That is where you put them. Alive within you. Over time that is where you put them for safe keeping. Look for them there.

When I pick up a dead body my empathy and sympathy is with the living, the family and friends. I'm just picking up an empty container where someone once lived but has now moved into the hearts of the ones they loved.

That will help with the pain you may suffer. Know that the ones you love are already in your heart and you in theirs.

That is why love.

why do you keep ice tea in your nose?

That answers my next question. What's that brown on his nose?

I think he's just angry because he was picked on as a kid because his last name is a girls name.

The sound effect made my ice tea squirt out my nose.

Nope. Give some evidence or get called a liar. Don't try Ukraine/Barisma bullshit either or I'll rub your nose in it so hard it will come out your ears.

Kinda hard to make the point that the guy who took the commuter train to work in congress for decades is in it for the money, unlike the guy who likes his name on private planes and helicopters, donchathink?

I've been giving you specific evidence of specific instances of Trump selling out America for personal gain for 3.5 years now, hundreds of them, not meaningless and baseless blanket accusations but evidence.

No one in history has sold out America for personal gain like the Trump crime family. No one ever.

Are you so dumb you think that article points to known cases of democratic vote fraud?
It doesn't.
Try again, you just made it worse for your position again, producing more evidence of current Republican election interference and frauds and completely failed to produce a scintilla of evidence of democratic vote fraud, again.

Lest you forget, you claimed months ago to know about known instances of Democrats cheating, but to this day have been 100% incapable of producing a single verified case. I can list thousands of verified cases of Republicans cheating....and have.

Just admit you, or Trump, made it up. Until then, I'm going to rub your nose in it every time. It's really not working for your only response to be shit on the floor again and act smug....or do you enjoy eating shit daily?

"Um, hello? Yeah, you guys in the pointy-nosed loud-ass flying thing? The one with the stripey flag on the tail? Yeah, you, yeah -- uh, listen, we'd actually ordered freedom and democracy off your website, but we got blown the fuck up instead. I know you got here in five minutes or less, but this totally not what we ordered!"

And now the Traitor in Cheat wants to toss out the constitution AND the upcoming election, saying he's considering postponing the election until he gets Covid under control, so forever.

Schools can reopen immediately because it's safe to gather daily in groups of 40 snot nosed kids in small rooms, but the election must be postponed indefinitely because it's dangerous to line up once outside or be in a large room with 8-10 adult people.

Not that he has any authority to do that, but that's never stopped him before, especially with his sycophantic republicans backing him instead of the constitution and law.

You wanna talk riots, that's going to spark the burning of every federal building in America. There aren't enough foreign mercenaries he can hire to protect them all.

I bet you love the idea.

https://videosift.com/video/Trump-Publicly-Suggests-Postponing-The-Election