I am the fifth meatball of the apocalypse. You must repent of your low-carb ways, for dinner is nigh. His Noodliness will descend to the table and offer himself to each of you.

Now let us all join hands in prayer...

Our Pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever, Ramen.

From Dr. Theophrastus Seuss' timeless classic "Fox in Socks":

Now wait
a minute
Mr. Socks Fox!

When a fox is
in the bottle where
the tweetle beetles battle
with their paddles
in a puddle on a
noodle-eating poodle.
THIS is what they call...

...a tweetle beetle
noodle poodle bottle
paddled muddled duddled
fuddled wuddled
fox in socks, sir!

Fox in socks,
our game us done, sir.
Thank you for
a lot of fun, sir

I actually remember him best from Sesame Street as Mr. Noodle! Incredible actor he was.

It amazes me what people do while driving. In one day, I saw two such occurrences. I first saw a man with a kitchen pot eating noodles out of it while he was driving. 10 blocks later, I saw a guy playing the guitar while driving. WTF? Although the guy playing the guitar did stop for couple of blocks when I pulled up beside him and took a picture with my phone.

The Vatican is actually a really nice place to get thrown out of.

I still have the ticket for the Musei Vaticani, paid 6.20€ apiece for a group ticket on 05/17/01, 10:36am. We first got tossed out of the museum for making fun of some folks, then later escorted off the Piaza San Pietro (?) for falling asleep at the base of the obelisk. Great noodles across the street though.

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>> ^quantumushroom:
"I'm a Level 5 Vegan -- I won't eat anything that casts a shadow."


So let's see- cellophane noodles, clear bullion, vegetarian jello ...

I want a pot noodle Evan though i hate them

I think that baked his noodle...

After she finishes, I would be like "so you think i could get some noodles from you?"

^ Wow, reminds me a bit of how Afro-Ninja kept going after whacking his noodle, only more so.

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>> ^dag:
I also hate how this guy deliberately takes off his glasses in both interviews shortly after they start. It's like he's at a casting call, showing the "looks" he can protray. Someone is noodling for an MSNBC show.


As Ive said from the beginning, this whole "Mancow gets waterboarded" thing was a staged publicity stunt to get him and his show some nationwide attention. And it's worked. Everyone is buying it hook, line and sinker.

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I also hate how this guy deliberately takes off his glasses in both interviews shortly after they start. It's like he's at a casting call, showing the "looks" he can protray. Someone is noodling for an MSNBC show.

I wonder what the asians were doing on that day. Seems the video just skipped over that general area. Maybe the Chinese were too busy eating noodles to give a interview.

I like Asian Spaghetti... but I normally put tomato sauce on it. Did Marco Polo steal the sauce from somebody as well, or just the noodles?