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GOP Silences Female House Speakers on Abortion Bill
I can't get a vasectomy unless I'm about to die? How would that come about? My sperm is acid and when I come it melts my dick off? Fuck these people, they're so fucking stupid they shouldn't be allowed out into civilized society.
Two guys in a pizza joint cover Toto's Africa, brilliantly
>> ^Drax:
I swear to god.. all these years I've thought it's "I catch the waves down in Africa!".
I cringe to think what other songs are butchered in my head.
I always thought Pilot's "Oh Ho Ho Its Magic" they were saying "It's my dick, you know".
SIFTER SURVEY - RESULTS! (Sift Talk Post)
Well, shit, this makes it all awkward when I swing my dick around on the sift.
Fun results, @berticus. Good show.
Ted - Restricted Trailer (NSFW)
*quality Fuck you thunder, you can suck my dick!
Sex viewed from inside the woman!
I know I'd be concerned if my dick was covered with red spots like that one.
Cenk's Turn to Lose his Shit over Trayvon Martin Shooting
>> ^budzos:
Ana could make me lose some shit (out the end of my DICK, OHHH!)
...Why would there be SHIT in the end of your dick? Maybe you meant shit on your remote.
Cenk's Turn to Lose his Shit over Trayvon Martin Shooting
Ana could make me lose some shit (out the end of my DICK, OHHH!)
Jinx (Member Profile)
In reply to this comment by Jinx:
Allah and his prophet can suck my dick.
Thank you
"Kara" - Quantic Dream's real-time tech demo
I want to make sure the programming and hardware features triple redundant safeguards so she can't bite my dick off.
Youtube starts banning religiously offensive videos
>> ^Jinx:
Allah and his prophet can suck my dick.
DEATH to the infidel!!!
Youtube starts banning religiously offensive videos
Allah and his prophet can suck my dick.
Christianity's "Good News" Summed Up Perfectly
>> ^shinyblurry:
Matthew 5:30
And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.
So if I sin with every part of my body except my dick and then chop it off, does that mean a dismembered dick will be floating around heaven when I die?
Zero Punctuation: Top 5 of 2011
She must be rubbing off on me..
>> ^rottenseed:
Oh Nicki...you sound like my mother.>> ^gwiz665:
Suck my dick, fuckface.
>> ^therealblankman:
>> ^gwiz665:
I can't agree with him on the last one, but otherwise fine fine.
That's because, no offense intended, like everyone else who keeps buying these games you're a sycophantic idiot who happily swallows whatever tiresome, un-original, unimaginative, over-rated swollen appendage the major publishers choose to repetitively cram down your open throat year after year.
All the best.
Zero Punctuation: Top 5 of 2011
Oh Nicki...you sound like my mother.>> ^gwiz665:
Suck my dick, fuckface.
>> ^therealblankman:
>> ^gwiz665:
I can't agree with him on the last one, but otherwise fine fine.
That's because, no offense intended, like everyone else who keeps buying these games you're a sycophantic idiot who happily swallows whatever tiresome, un-original, unimaginative, over-rated swollen appendage the major publishers choose to repetitively cram down your open throat year after year.
All the best.
Zero Punctuation: Top 5 of 2011
Suck my dick, fuckface.
>> ^therealblankman:
>> ^gwiz665:
I can't agree with him on the last one, but otherwise fine fine.
That's because, no offense intended, like everyone else who keeps buying these games you're a sycophantic idiot who happily swallows whatever tiresome, un-original, unimaginative, over-rated swollen appendage the major publishers choose to repetitively cram down your open throat year after year.
All the best.