How to deal with trolls?

1. Give them avatars of B-list celebrities, like David Spade or Steven Seagal, that way they can be easily identified.
2. Keep posting talks like this regularly, that way they'll come into the open to identify themselves by saying IT'S THE INTERNET. Any time someone even remotely suggests that we should treat each other with the tiniest bit of respect, they will immediately be incensed and start whining.
3. Make sure that no one can ever discuss or even allude to the Nazis EVER AGAIN, unless we are actually talking about REAL Nazis (you know, the ones who systematically exterminated millions of people during World War II). That way they'll have no arguments at all:

First they came for the racist trolls and CP, and we rejoiced. Then they banned the ad-hom personal attacks, and we rejoiced. Then they came for the threadjackers, pointless posts and anything that upset people, and the newer members rejoiced. Then they came for those who criticized the f-cking kitty dominoes bullshit videos, they came for those who downvoted three times in a row, they came for those who swore or misabused their powers.

Finally, all that was left was the power-hungry tattletales who took over videosift and their lameass videos that mostly suck.

After watching all the other TWBB vids I was expecting the captions to read:

DO YOU

HAVE

A

MILKSHAKE

?

A planetary milkshake requires vast straws.

Gitta drink yer milkshake on this one baby, gitta drink allll yer shakin', to celebrate yer roasted-ass-skewered, in a downJones-vote frenzy, which is sure to hinder your forward progress, as well as humiliate you in a public forum, prior to your public humiliation, and my own immortality....As Daggus Haggis Draggassicus would say, break the rules once, shame on me, break em twice....Shamus en Ewe!!

Now I'll have to google strawberry milkshakes and fish eyes. Any minute now the vice squad will be kicking in my door....

They should have explained the strawberry milkshake.

lol :-D love your kitty pic. Good timing on capturing the lick. Its uber cute

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
^Ninjafish, I drink your milkshake. It brings all the boys in the yard.

^Ninjafish, I drink your milkshake. It brings all the boys in the yard.

ya know what i think about all this? I think this milkshake is absolutely amazing, thats what.

>> ^reallyboredofcollege:
Why is the tag 'engineering' attached to this?


For the concept of "draaaaainage?" Let me explain. You have a milkshake. And I have a milkshake. And I have a straw. And my straw reaches acroOooOOooOOoss the room. I drink your milkshake.

SING THE MILKSHAKE SONG!

"Far out! Well I'm heading home to celebrate with a strawberry milkshake!"

lol... Great sift.

I EAT YOUR TACO!!! ...and drink your milkshake too, i guess.

I did see the other milkshake video here on the sift, just thought this one had a better take.

The problem here is Walken, unbeknownst to his fellow co-stars, was in reality secretly dreaming of a cheeseburger and chocolate milkshake that he had enjoyed the week earlier during a rest stop at the In-and-Out burger in North Hollywood, therefore he didn't really have his heart in it when he pulled the trigger. The director had to fix it in post.