The cat may be an asshole - but a more intelligent asshole. The cat probably thought as I did, that kid could do with loosing a bit of weight, and then he'd be able to get out from under that log. The cat will come back eventually with some slim fast milkshakes and a dietary plan.

I feel sick enough to throw up that much whenever I get a milkshake from McDonalds >.> Which is why I don't get them anymore!

For some reason I want a milkshake..

Congratz, furriend! Now, drink your milkshake!

>> ^jbaber:
Cecil Adams' take on it.


That is an incredibly small minded, limited view of things. It's virtually quoting exactly what suntzu said - if we're not getting a jam banana why are we there?

God i despair of people that argue that we SHOULDN'T expand, shouldn't reach out, shouldn't shoot, quite literally, for the fucking stars. The one thing that marks our generation to make it stand out above all other generations is our fucking apathy towards everything. Depression levels soar. We're all content to be working 40 hours a week in an officeblock as another faceless tool lining someone's pocket - who, we will never know. I feel like we insult our evolutionary forefathers with our lack of desire to try, to excell and to strive.

This cunt says "It will take 5000 years to reach other solar systems with next generation propulsion systems due to the limitations of the universe." And then he says "But never say never, we may find a way to circumvent them - but not in a rickety space bucket."

It's a self defeating idea. Don't go into space until we can conquer all of space. And then how will we learn how to conquer space? AGAIN historically, if we had said "Well i've made a boat, but it'd take me a year to sail around the world in it, so forget it, destroy the boat and don't bother with it anymore until we have a cruise liner that can carry millions of tonnes around the planet in days."

How does this douche milkshake think we get from something that is inadequate to something that exceeds all expectations? By sitting there with our thumbs up our arses? Or is it by trial, error, experimentation, understanding, observation, refinement, followed by a brilliant idea on how to improve it?

>> ^Throbbin:
Haha, poor guy. I really don't get why women dress this way. I'm not conservative (I don't think I am anyways), but I feel bad for women who have to let it all hang out.
Ladies of the sift, why would any woman dress that way?


Because their milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

*quality

Chocolate Milkshake bitch ass mother fucker!

I drink your milkshake(s).

ahahahahahaha I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
^That's how Danial Day Lewis does it, in the movies.


I drink your milkshake.

His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

I see Michael Bay's been making milkshakes again...

I quite like that version of the milkshake song; hadn't heard it before. Not so big on the whoozit and whatzit pictures, however.

I drink your creampie milkshake!

Not sure how I missed this -- it's actually one of the better "I drink your milkshake!" parodies that I've seen. *promote