Oh one last thing. I visited my friend at Valparaiso University years ago and asked why there was 1 bathroom either male or female (not both, I had to run across the building).

Apparently they all used to be male bathrooms because everyone knows women can't be engineers. So they had to convert some.

It's like that. Women had no place to go in the building. If you say some dude that looks like a lumberjack because he's on T who has a vagina has to go to the women's or vice versa, a very feminine person with a penis has to go to the men's, they are not going to be comfortable doing that. And it's essentially making it like it was at the old engineering buildings. There's no place for them.

Float like a butterfly, sting like an angry lumberjack.

Plaid, flannel, and a chainsaw does not necessarily a lumberjack make.

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm not OK..."

"Harvesters" have been around for almost 40 years...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvester_(forestry)
So if you're figuring 2x4 home depot prices, lumberjack unemployment rates etc. please take that into account...

Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm unemployed!

would like to see how they do against a real gas powered lumberjack chainsaw, not the dinky little electric one.

High-performance lumberjacking.

That Binford almost got away from them.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH ~


i WAS JUST BEING A WEINER AND SAYING HELLO BUT i JUST NOTICED YOU HAVE THESE AS YOUR FAVOURITE TAGS. BAHAHAHAH

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Oh, fistfights are definitely treated differently than stick violence. Mild stick-related stuff (taking a short chop at someone with the stick is called a slash, tripping is self explanatory, leading a check/hit with the stick can be charging or a cross check, etc.) is usually given a 2 minute minor penalty. But if you go nuts and just try to lumberjack somebody with your stick (extremely rare, but happens every once in a while), it is treated very harshly with a likely LONG suspension. All that seems pretty well-handled to me -- if your slash or cross check or whatever is is a risky situation that can or does result in injury, those scale up from minor penalties into majors, game misconducts, or possible suspensions.

Fights are a 5 minute major penalty, assuming both sides/fighters intentionally got into it. However, both involved players get the same 5 minute penalty, so since they are coincidental it doesn't result in any actual penalty to the team (not down to 4 players instead of 5 like in a normal penalty) other than the player who was in the fight being unavailable for 5 minutes. A pretty high majority of players who get into fights are designated goons who might be on the ice for 1-3 minutes total of a 60 minute game, compared to 15-17 for a skilled forward or 20+ for a skilled defenseman. So, "losing" that player for 5 minutes is usually really no penalty at all.

However, the "code" of those enforcers/goons is actually a pretty real thing. Many fights (especially in the regular season) are actually a pre-planned thing between the enforcers on each team. They ask if the other guy is up for a fight, as a means to engage the crowd and/or their teammates. If both are up for it, the next time they line up for a faceoff or whatever they will probably contrive some offense and drop the gloves. Those fights are pretty silly, but both sides know what they are getting into and agree to it beforehand, so it isn't SO crazy.

Spontaneous fights usually happen when an average or lesser-skilled player makes a dangerous hit or dirty play against a skilled player on the opposing team. If that happens, their toughest teammate currently on the ice will likely rush to their defense, and if it appears like the offending player did it intentionally they will drop the gloves to "teach them a lesson". These fights seem much more purposeful to me, and if you ask great skilled players like Wayne Gretzky they almost all universally say that this system made things safer and opened up the ice for skilled players.

So, it is all pretty complicated and strange to the uninitiated, but there is a sort of method to the madness.

Achievement "Droppin Wood Like a Lumberjack Should" acquired.

No way those guys were lumberjacks. Those were pure noobs.

Lumberjack porn babies!
Used to be only manly men could split wood, now any fat-ass with 40K and a hemorrhoid cushion can turn a new-growth forest into greenhouse-gas pellets in a week

hey guys, just an empowered female here. i was wondering, has anybody been to the GUN SHOW? *AGGRESSIVE FEMALE BICEP FLEX*

listen, dickcock, i ain't your baby, and i ain't your girly, and i ain't your sweet-tits, and i ain't your butter-cunt, and i ain't your muff-burger. i'm all woman, and i don't need a MAN to show me how to BE A LUMBERJACK! *AGGRESSIVE FEMALE WOOD CHOP*