*promote
....the emperor's new clothes include an invisibility cloak and a one-sip-does-it, Kool-Aid dispenser which never runs dry.

Not exactly the Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak, is it?

Allison Carrol is Lara Croft ( promoting a game not a film)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/entertainment/newsid_7556000/7556131.stm

World's Smallest Burger
http://www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2008/08/10/worlds-smallest-burger-fries-soda-meal-yummy.html

World's Smallest Balloon
http://technology.newscientist.com/channel/tech/dn14501-worlds-smallest-balloon-inflated.html?feedId=online-news_rss20

Bloody Serial Killer Shower Curtain
http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/product/whatsnew/bloody+serial+killer+shower+curtain.do?WT.svl=84002#

Styrofoam Dome Homes
http://www.pinktentacle.com/2008/08/styrofoam-dome-homes/

eBay Slot Machines
http://technologizer.com/2008/08/10/ebay-its-a-gamble/

The 10 Oddest City Names
http://blog.hotelclub.com/the-10-oddest-city-names/

GMail outage pours rain on Cloud Computing parade
http://broadstuff.com/archives/1140-GMail-outage-pours-rain-on-Cloud-Computing-parade.html

Isaac Hayes - Shaft - live 1973
http://www.viralvideochart.com/youtube/isaac_hayes__shaft__live_1973?id=L2cHkMwzOiM

Scientists Closer to Invisibility Cloak
http://www.toptechnews.com/news/Scientists-Closer-to-Invisibility-Cloak/story.xhtml?story_id=030003EKTENC

John McCain
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7927/suckerpunchhw9.jpg

Kites could provide electricity for 100,000 homes
http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7BB84CAD-258C-4980-A42B-D963F1685E75/

Lego Sushi Sculptures
http://www.hemmy.net/2008/08/11/lego-sushi-sculptures/

McDonalds Visual Kidnapping
http://pingmag.jp/2008/08/11/zevs-visual-kidnapping/

Chuck Norris Facts
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

Odd One Out
flickr.com/photos/benpearce/2225087667/
Rocketboom's Andrew Baron to Speak at Portable Film Festival
http://portablefilmfestival.com/symposium.php

Google Streets: Now With Drunks And Fire!
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/google_streets_now_with_drunks.php

Protest at Russian Embassy
http://flickr.com/photos/snapperjack/2752846173/

Stella and the Speech Accent Archive
http://accent.gmu.edu/

Twitter Fail Whale
http://static.twitter.com/images/whale.png

U is for You
http://images.google.com/images?q=mirror

Beijing opening night lures 15 percent of world
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080811/tv_nm/olympics_viewers_dc

The Beer Belt
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/pure_class_and_alcohol_the_bee.php

Monster Segway
http://presurfer.blogspot.com/2008/08/monster-segway.html

Rocketboom on Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/rocketboom

Whats up with pronouncing the letter Z as Zed?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070801222415AAjcFd8

this roast accomplished the granting of a wish!
*invisibility cloak engaged for all*