Thanks for the promote, sport. I don't think many people get the Zuma Dawg genius.

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*Promote the DAWG!

I love LL, although she's much much thinner these days. She appears on Howard Stern quite frequently and she says despite being so much thinner, she still prefers dating black guys. And good for her!

This was Sal the Stockbroker and Richard Christy from the Howard Stern Show. Yawn.

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BF + ZD.

Forever.

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I've always said Joe was the most talented Eagle. I'd take him over any of those douchebags for these songs alone:

Walk Away
Rocky Mountain Way
Life's Been Good
The Confessor
Ordinary Average Guy

And what about the album titles?

But Seriously Folks...
You Bought It, You Name It
Got Any Gum?

He plays live on Howard Stern every once in awhile and it's always a great interview.

The Young Turks started off as a radio show. Hence the radio microphones. They started webcasting video pretty early on, but they were still primarily radio. I'm not sure if they broadcast anymore, but they still do podcasts.

Ever seen a video of Howard Stern's show? It's like that.

^ A Vast Left Wing Liberal Conspiracy (VLWLC) would have all news outlets talking about the possibility that John McCain was brainwashed while he was a P.O.W. in Vietnam, which originated from anonymous spam e-mail.

Clips of John Hagee calling Catholicism "the Great Whore", along with Rod Parsley would dominate the news cycle for at least a month, solid. Whenever McCain's numbers rise, the media dutifully brings the topic back up again, ad nauseum.

Rachel Maddow would be the most famous Talk Radio personality (aside from Howard Stern, who would still broadcast on terrestrial radio), and would constantly complain of a right-wing bias in all news outlets. She'd have had a successful smear campaign; most conservatives would be reluctant to use that term, it now has such a negative connotation in common discourse.

President Gore, would of course, time his policy to aid Obama as well, rolling out a report in October on how carbon emissions are now in decline, globally, for the first time since they've been keeping records.

Too bad there ain't no Vast Left Wing Conspiracy, just the right wing kind.

However, as Colbert points out, reality has a well-known liberal bias.

Thanks! In return, I have bad news for you: This video is already dead, which is too bad because I was looking forward to watching it. Hate to be the bearer of bad news blah blah blah.

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This video was created by schmawy. You can tell because of his awesome photoshop ninja skillz. *promote

Why do Cher impersonators always dress like her from the video? What about looking like her from the Sonny and Cher days?

Anyway, that was a perfect impression of Howard Stern. I'm amazed.

I was gonna jump all over the comment that Cash wrote this song, but apparently it's already been done, and is an old comment. but just for clarification:

Nine Inch Nails (Trent Reznor) written in 1994. Released on Downward Spiral.
Johnny Cash covered in 2002. Released on American IV: The Man Comes Around.

Reznor is most definitely the author of this song, and Cash is not the first to cover it either.

Tori Amos frequently sang three or four lines of the song as an introduction to other songs during her Dew Drop Inn tour in 1996, most frequently "Caught a Lite Sneeze", and then again in 1998, as an improvisational bridge.
Breaking Benjamin
Sheryl Crow covered the Cash version on the television special Tribute to Johnny Cash.
Fightstar
Matthew Good, acoustic tour 2006.
Gregorian arranged the lyrics into a medieval Gregorian chant.
Kermit the Frog is featured in an unauthorized parody called "Sad Kermit".
Aaron Lewis of Staind covered the song during his 2007 Have Guitar, Will Travel solo acoustic tour.
Luna Amara
Jeff Martin
Montezuma's Revenge
Placebo, at the House of Blues in California in 2003.
Damien Rice, by inserting lyrics from the song into his live performances.
Underoath played it acoustic live
Sevendust did a cover as a tribute to Johnny Cash.
Howard Stern had his own version for his show, called "Private Hurt". He played the song while mixing in sound clips from his film Private Parts.
Westside Connection sampled the main riff for their song "The Gangsta The Killa and The Dope Dealer".

howard stern... yawn... who cares what he thinks about anything!

On Stukafox's note Fox news has nothing to be embarrassed about. Bill gets them the rating they want and need. They arent getting rid of him or any other crazies because people tune in to watch them, though maybe not listen. Its like the Howard Stern phenomenon to where at one point everyone who hated him was listening to his show just so they can bitch about it. Fox News is the same, love it or hate it there are millions of both who are watching. Who should be embarrassed in the American people for it being a "news" station but hey we love our Jerry Springer, Jackass, VH1 celebreality, reality shows in general, and any other type of media that depicts us as such as shallow stupid society so in some twisted way we feel better about ourselves. Its like America has become so self hating we are actually buying into now. I still hold on to the hope that a bombshell will drop and we will all wake up, Fox News will be taken off the air, the long awaited death of reality TV will come...but then I realize I live in the real world and not the Matrix and such things will never happen

In my 34 years on the planet, Clinton has been the only 'fiscal conservative' in the oval office, and the Republican mantra of 'smaller government, fiscal responsibility and personal responsibility' has been nothing more than hollow propaganda.

It is a testament to the skill of Republican propagandists that the phrase 'fiscal conservative' even exists, because it's mythology. It's kind of like Howard Stern calling himself the King of All Media, or Michael Jackson calling himself the King of Pop; it isn't true, but if you say it enough times people will start to believe it. Go ahead and see how many Republicans you can list that actually live up to the rhetoric. Ron Paul is the only Republican on my list.

Same goes for 'smaller government'. Establishment Republicans are only interested in reducing the parts of the government that serve the public, such as education, social security, health, welfare, etc. When is the last time you heard a Republican say "Maybe we don't need another gazillion dollar stealth bomber, we already own more than we know what to do with. Our schools are understaffed and falling apart, maybe the money would be better spent there."? Answer: Never, that would be way too fiscally responsible.

Same goes for personal responsibility. It always cracks me up to see Republicans talk about personal responsibility as they vote themselves another raise. They don't believe in public health care, yet have the most generous publicly funded health care benefits on the planet.

Personal responsibility for the working class only! = Personal responsibility.

Establishment Republicans are afraid of Ron Paul precisely because he actually intends to put these hollow slogans into action, which is a delicious irony.

Establishment Democrats had a similar fear of Howard Dean, who has since infiltrated that establishment, and is now working to change it from the inside. Maybe Ron Paul can do the same.

Imagine what we could accomplish if Democrats and Republicans worked together. We both face an enemy far more dangerous that Osama bin Laden, and that enemy are the corporatist/neo-conservative/neo-liberal carpetbaggers who have corrupted every level of our publicly elected government. Let's take it back.