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You have to send it back and buy a new one after a year. They recycle/replace the battery then. It's in the FAQ. It's $20 or cheaper.

I ordered 4.

My biggest problem is finding my girlfriend's phone. When it's on silent. In the house. That she had 2 minutes ago. No, seriously. It's fucking Houdini.

So I'm gluing one to it, one to her work phone, one to her child and one to her.

I feel less stress already.

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Thank you for the quality invocation. :
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*quality

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*quality

>> ^Drachen_Jager:

>> ^mentality:
Alistair Overeem. Probably would've killed the kid if he used his full power on that punch.

He certainly would have killed him. I feel bad for Overeem, that's a shitty thing to ask of someone like that. It's seriously dangerous, the kid is stupid and had it coming, but if Overeem killed him he'd be going to jail.
Houdini died because he used to do a trick where he'd get the toughest guy in the audience to hit him in the abs. If he clenched he was fine, but one day a big tough guy who'd heard about the dare sucker-punched Houdini and caused too much internal damage for the medicine of the day to be able to save him.


Sorry, but the Houdini stomach punch death is a myth...

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/houdini.asp

>> ^mentality:

Alistair Overeem. Probably would've killed the kid if he used his full power on that punch.


He certainly would have killed him. I feel bad for Overeem, that's a shitty thing to ask of someone like that. It's seriously dangerous, the kid is stupid and had it coming, but if Overeem killed him he'd be going to jail.

Houdini died because he used to do a trick where he'd get the toughest guy in the audience to hit him in the abs. If he clenched he was fine, but one day a big tough guy who'd heard about the dare sucker-punched Houdini and caused too much internal damage for the medicine of the day to be able to save him.

Someone explained to me in a PM that I meant rimjob and that rimshot wasn't a sex act, that he had figured out that I was perversely (I love that! perverse!) substituting a penis for a tongue.

If you have to explain a joke, it isn't funny.

But still... I have been honestly calling blankie an ole softie for months now. Turning it into a penis joke is still funny. That wasn't confusing.

So no upvotes on a flaccid penis joke made by a woman? Why isn't that funny?

As for your 50 game -- it's all about trust, isn't it? She trusts you, you trust her. You give each other time to prepare -- Houdini took shots to the stomach as a living, after all. You are messing with people's minds and expectations in those public places -- I see the joke.

But do I have to say this YET ONE MORE TIME? I guess so.... I have no problem with the C punch vid. That woman was under no more pressure than a man would have been in the same situation. I don't think it was a dorm room though, I think they were members of the same military unit (check out her sweatshirt). It was the title that bothered.



>> ^residue:

Actually, I don't even understand the second half of the "zing" Except he can't "what?" There's no adjective verb(edit) in the phrase "You ole softie"
As a side note, here is a fun game my wife and I regularly play. One of us says "Gimmie a 50

Way to give the game away, Houdini

So you are aware that contraception is not 100%?

Between a man with a vasectomy and wearing a condom and a woman on the pill or ring, if she still gets knocked up, the kid should be named Houdini. There's also the morning after pill. And nowhere do I make the claim to oppose all abortion., just the skull-drilling murders of fully-formed children exiting the womb.

And you are aware that despite there being a multitude of forms of contraception out there, people still make mistakes? You are aware that sometimes having a baby when you make a mistake ISN'T the best option right?

An illegitimacy rate in the Black community alone approaching 70% doesn't add up to mere "mistakes" but a sanctioned way of life. Liberal dogma fosters irresponsibility, ignorance, a victim mentality and dependency on the State. Everyone has to pay for these FUCKUPS in addition to their own taxed-to-death families. Unsurprisingly, there weren't as many FUCKUPS when they had to pay for the kids themselves.

You are not excused from being a responsible individual just because you fancy yourself a liberal "rebel". Pay for the abortion OR the kid yourself.