Kai the Hitchhiking Hatchet Guy Singing on the Beach has been added as a related post - related requested by Lann on that post.

I didn't know that. It changes things a bit, but still, it's making light of a situation where one man pinned another between a car and truck while another bashed a man's head with a hatchet.

Did he say that the driver started jerkin' it in front of a school AFTER he took 3 cracks to the skull from a hatchet?

That's one determined, horny guy.

"Hmm, if I'm gonna die, I want to rub one more out first."

I'm pretty thoroughly confused by that as well. Did Kai have the presence of mind to flip the hatchet around and just try to knock the dude out cold as opposed to bifurcating his skull?

Very interesting story.

I'm surprised big dude's just in police custody and not the morgue after that smash-smash-suh-mash to the head with a hatchet.

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas

The trouble with the maples
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade

There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream 'Oppression!'
And the oaks just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe and saw

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Although when I do it I use my cedar block and hatchet !

(from YouTube)

Movies in order of appearance:

Halloween
Freddy VS. Jason
Resident Evil
The Amityville Horror
Night of the Demons
Christine
Shocker
From Dusk Till Dawn
Planet Terror
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
The Thing
Alice Sweet Alice
Don't Look Now
The Town That Dreaded Sundown
Madman
The Shining
The Exorcist
Poltergeist
Child's Play
28 Days Later
Psycho
Cemetery Man
Salem's Lot
Hellraiser II: Hellbound
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Jacob's Ladder
Suspiria
Slither
Trick R Treat
Re-Animator
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Creepshow
American Psycho
Leprechaun
The Dark Half
The Hitcher
The Final Destination
Zombi 2
Audition
The Changeling
The Omen
Drag Me To Hell
The Crazies
The Ring
Jaws
The Descent
When a Stranger Calls
Dawn of the Dead
The Devil's Rejects
The Exorcist
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Near Dark
Motel Hell
Carrie
Spontaneous Combustion
An American Werewolf in London
The Blair Witch Project
[REC]
Paranormal Activity
Day of the Dead
Cube Zero
Ichi the Killer
Dead Snow
The Machine Girl
Wrong Turn 2
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
Black Sheep
Saw III
Freddy VS. Jason
Hatchet II
The Descent
Braindead (Dead Alive)
Day of the Dead
Troll 2
Shaun of the Dead
Phantasm
Profondo Rosso (Deep Red)
Return of the Living Dead
Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn
C.H.U.D.
Baby Blood
Slugs
Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight
Bride of Chucky
976-EVIL
Tremors
The Devil's Backbone
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
A Tale of Two Sisters
Jeepers Creepers II
Basket Case
Alien
Cujo
Rosemary's Baby
Interview with the Vampire
Let the Right One In
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Scream
Chakushin Ari (One Missed Call)
Ju-On (The Grudge)
House on Haunted Hill
Hostel
Candyman
Insidious
The Orphanage
Black Christmas
Pet Semetary
Fright Night
The Exorcist
Mother's Day
Scanners
The Shining
The Evil Dead
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Chopping Mall
Braindead (Dead Alive)

>> ^therealblankman:

I do believe that every child should see things like this at an early age- it would in my opinion instill in them more respect for the food we eat.


Better idea - just hand 'em a hatchet as soon as they're old enough to hold one, and pin one of those delicious beasties down to do the job themselves.

I think it's good for the people who don't watch it to be reminded once and awhile of the crap they pull on that channel. Sorry to say we ain't feeding no one...they don't do this to anger the viewer...they do it to influence the viewer.>> ^brycewi19:

Judge judge judge judge judge.
I'm so sick of this friggin' "news" channel. Why do we feed the trolls by giving them space here on the Sift?

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Steve Jobs doesn't publicise ANY of his private life - I'm not surprised that there is no public record of philanthropy. @kymbos I read that piece this morning as well. Seemed like a bit of a partisan hatchet job to me.

No to mention that beak that could cut clean through your finger. I lived with a macaw until just a couple of months ago. They're really cool to have, but DAMN they can be loud. This one would just randomly scream that would reverberate through the house. But then it was funny when you watched a movie and during a sad scene, she'd laugh "hahahaha" >> ^ghark:

>> ^cito:
I would decapitate this bird instantly if I had it.
they are all fine but when they start that shit while you try to sleep, I have 0 compassion for animals then haha.
hatchet to the neck makes a nice snooze button

they have wings! And claws!! You'll be in for a real fight buddy.

>> ^cito:

I would decapitate this bird instantly if I had it.
they are all fine but when they start that shit while you try to sleep, I have 0 compassion for animals then haha.
hatchet to the neck makes a nice snooze button


they have wings! And claws!! You'll be in for a real fight buddy.

I would decapitate this bird instantly if I had it.

they are all fine but when they start that shit while you try to sleep, I have 0 compassion for animals then haha.

hatchet to the neck makes a nice snooze button