no wife beaters or hair gel.. whadda shame.

::shakin' my head::

There's only two things I don't like about getting a haircut:

- Making awkard conversation. I pay you to cut my hair, not dig into my psyche!

- Pretending you have any knowledge about fashion, haircuts and hair gels. I really don't care what expensive product you put in there, I got the cheap stuff at home.

-So Sarah's in the lead is she? Well she could certainly use a turn on Dancing Your Ass Off. If you lost a few pounds maybe a man would be able to look at you without drinking his ass off first. And girl, lose those heavy nerd glasses, ever hear of laser surgery?

-What's up with that Peter Serafinowicz guy? 38 years old and dressed up like a gay 18 year old asian? You're an adult, dress like one! Where'd you get that fauxhawk? Are they giving free hair-gel down at the local glory hole, Nancy?

-And what's the deal with that Reg Hunter guy? A failed American comedian hiding out in the UK? Couldn't make it at home so he runs away to a foreign land where he'll be "accepted". Well they'll accept you just until the novelty wears off, buddy. Get a haircut, Dreadlocks are so 20th century.

-Canada: Quietly judging the world since 1867. (tm).

In reply to this comment by dag:
I almost can't believe that *canada show is real.

-So Sarah's in the lead is she? Well she could certainly use a turn on Dancing Your Ass Off. If you lost a few pounds maybe a man would be able to look at you without drinking his ass off first. And girl, lose those heavy nerd glasses, ever hear of laser surgery?

-What's up with that Peter Serafinowicz guy? 38 years old and dressed up like a gay 18 year old asian? You're an adult, dress like one! Where'd you get that fauxhawk? Are they giving free hair-gel down at the local glory hole, Nancy?

-And what's the deal with that Reg Hunter guy? A failed American comedian hiding out in the UK? Couldn't make it at home so he runs away to a foreign land where he'll be "accepted". Well they'll accept you just until the novelty wears off, buddy. Get a haircut, Dreadlocks are so 20th century.

-Canada: Quietly judging the world since 1867. (tm).

Cheap cologne will only take away from the K-Y/motor oil fusion that I normally reek of. It's either that or a mix of hair gel, axe, and gelato.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i collect sex toys. you are no match for any of them. and i can smell the cheap cologne dripping off of your pictures.


In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Don't let the exterior fool you...I'm more jew nerd than I appear. I like being prematurely judged because it makes me more secure about "premature" problems I have of my own. For best viewing effect of my pictures, turn you vibrator to level 8...it hurts so good, don't it?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
the rain finally stopped. i hope youre dead.

also, i smelled around your blog. you look like more guido douchebag than i would have expected.

Watch this video mysteriously disappear after Palin starts getting chummy with the hair gel lobbyists.

No hair gel handy? Some times you just need to get creative.