Chatlh! Hab SoSlI' Quch!

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The closest I found to a translation was this little review:

Hamburg based Mense Reents (Die goldenen Zitronen, Egoexpress) and Jakobus Siebels (JaKönigJa) are Die Vögel (=The Birds). Their new track “Fratzengulasch” came out on Pampa Records, Dj Koze‘s label. Jakobus’ partner Ebba Durstewitz is singing “Ich hab’ mir ausgedacht, du wirst ein Vogel sein / Wir bauen uns ein Pferd aus Knochen und aus Stein”, something like “I thought that you will be a bird. / We are gonna make a horse out of bones and rocks”! Surreal lyrics that go with the surreal sound that goes with the surreal video. The video was directed by Katharina Duve and Timo Schierhorn and is, by all means, a must-watch, funny, but at the same time a bit spooky.

>> ^longde:

hahaha....well as much as people would like it, MLK wasn't a made up character. Plus, the context wouldn't work; what, they throw a white MLK in jail for sitting at a white counter?>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
I have a new hero called Martin Luther King JR., he's white.



Ahhh good point, he's now Chinese. "I hab a dleam, rare all men lar cleated equally lacist". /trollface

All I could figure out was this part.

funf, vier, drei, zwei, einz

Klappe! Hab ich gesagt.

The big bully counted down from 5, then pushed the protagonist under the water. It was payback for the protagonist beating (self defense) up the big bully's little brother when they were out on the frozen lake.

The big bully told the two little bullies to "shut up", and "shut up, I said". Beyond that I couldn't make much of it out.

Definitely not the original version either, the voice track is in German. The original is Swedish.

Today's sift brought to you by 1, 5, 9, and du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab' nichts gesagt...

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I thought the acting was decent- but I liked it for the high concept. Not many shows on TV feature an Orion Drive. They also got "artificial gravity" right with their spinning hab modules.

The ending had some tantalizing Matrix-esque implications.

I hate Fox.

This is what I could find/correct/add:

Bitte? (...)
Hallo wir werden gerade untersucht ..Polizei
yo was geht ab
mein Name ist Kay One wir sind gdrade am Start
warum ich weiss es nicht keine Ahnung aber
so ist das Leben auf die Tour von den Gangsters
alles klar Kay One kein Wankster
echte kriminelle Blaulichtschein
und ich kann nicht traurig sein
yeah wir machen ärger bis um vier
wie die Bullen vom ärger im Revier yeah
Undercover Schlagstock
Rede bloß kein Schmogg
ich bin der mit dem Teleskopschlagstock.
(...)
auf einmal fehlen 500 euro
500 euro fehlen ich hab's gesehen
er hats geklaut ich kanns nicht verstehen
er hat das Geld geklaut 100 euro, warum
das kann doch gar nicht sein
wer Geld klaut ist ein Schwein, oh nein
Kay One ich bin so arrogant.
(...) ich bin ein Gangster for life
Outlaw auf meinem Bauch, yeah (...)
was geht ab fur die Gangsters in der West-side
crackpipe smoking joking
Kay numero uno der motherfucking nigga bitches, yeah
ich bin Kay One ich bin der King
homies schau mich an Kokain in meinem Ring
alle Frauen lieben mich
ich bin ein Dealer yeah was geht ab
und ich cruise in beamer
7er alpina, Gangsta, Wanksta..

Wir sagen Danke schön she get the party time
wir wünschen euch ein schönen Abend kommt mal wieder vorbei
wir sagen tschüss zu euch
wir sehen euch wieder gern
und wer hat meinen Ausweis
ich trage auch einen Stern..

Wer hat meinen Ausweiss?
(...)
Ja, ich bin ein Gangster..

>> ^yourhydra:
its me


can i hab your autograph?

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To speak of present, I can only offer Laura ... NO! SORRY! You can't have her!! How DARE you even consider that possibility??? SHAME!!!

You CAN , however, have my children, 10 y/o Amber, 13 y/o Jared, and 16 y/o Lorielle. ... NO! Of course you CAN'T have our children!!! How could you even THINK I would donate them to save VIDEOSIFT??? O.K., take them all, if it can save VIDEOSIFT!! Take me! The value of the chemicals and metals that compose my physical body may not be worth a lot, but ANY amount should help in our current situation!! I, my woman love Laura, and my precious children are yours!!!

Hab bahnz 250! Meowmeow..

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>> ^legacy0100:
People tell me Canada is a paradise, good health care and laid back and all that.
Not when I visited Montreal. It reminded me a lot of NYC.


Heh heh, as a Torontonian, I say "ouch."

But seriously, Montreal is great. When I was there last month there wasn't a trace of the earlier chaos.