>> ^longde:
That girl is clearly mocking the guy.


He told himself bitterly.

>> ^HollywoodBob:
So now that we've witnessed a mating display, we should be able to determine when rutting season is, and extrapolate an appropriate hunting season.
Note to Fish and Wildlife: there is an over abundance of these beasts, they've reached pest numbers in some regions. I suggest no restriction on the number of tags released in the first few seasons, in order to diminish their numbers before they devastate the environment for other species.

I heard that entirely in an Australian accent in my head.

>> ^thinker247:
Have you ever danced with a Guido in the pale moonlight?


Made me lol. Excellent Batman quote!

>> ^Norsuelefantti:
I'm pretty sure they are intoxicated or on drugs. Good moves though.


Go read the drugs channel manifesto. This doesn't qualify.

*nochannel *eia *wtf *terrible *dance

>> ^Payback:
This is your brain. This is drugs.
This is your brain on drugs.
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS WITH A SIDE OF BACON!
Any questions?


My brain on drugs with a side of bacon sounds like a good idea.

My understanding of the term is generally referring to the throngs of identicle-looking spiky-haired muscle-building fake-tanning douchebags that flock to beaches in New Jersey.

While not intended as a racial slur against Italians specifically, it is intended as a derogatory term against whatever these morons choose to call themselves, as I doubt they restrict their population to any specific minority.

Sifts:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Do-you-look-like-this
http://www.videosift.com/video/Douchebag-Beach (is dead atm, but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5weU2olAl-E is a fix)
http://www.videosift.com/video/PSA-Dont-Sleep-with-those-Guys

Pics (or it didn't happen:
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/16/guido-header.jpg
http://www.thatsphucked.com/images/Guidos/Guido.jpg
http://www.vividblurry.com/mt-archives/20030718_guido.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fd-lgkitTN8/Se_PCT10W8I/AAAAAAAAABg/6zW71sk7KLY/s400/guido-christmas.jpg
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/guido-beach.jpg

Ok... I'm a little disconnected from this phenomenon -- and the term "guido", as it is being used here. Isn't guido an ethnic slur? I guess "guido" no longer specifically refers to Italians? I mean, where I'm from, "nigga" no longer specifically refers to black people, but I'm fairly certain if I posted a video titled "Observe The Wild Nigga Mating Dance" I'd get some shit.

Also, would it be appropriate to use the term "goombah"? Just wondering. I have no qualms with racial slurs -- I think they're funny and a piece of our dark history as a species.

>> ^Norsuelefantti:
I'm pretty sure they are intoxicated or on drugs. Good moves though.


Can it be confirmed that they were on drugs (or alcohol)?

From my observations, a guido will behave like this completely sober, too.

Your video, Observe The Wild Guido Mating Dance In It's Natural Habitat, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Have you ever danced with a Guido in the pale moonlight?

No joke, that is an absolutely feral display. Marlin Perkins could narrate this clip.
Do Guidos really dance around displaying their plummage in the hopes of attracting a mate?

>> ^rottenseed:
Guidos, please stay in Jersey...and if you must leave, go to Miami or something.


They're all from Long Island! There is just so many of them that they spill over INTO NJ.

>> ^demon_ix: What's up with those ultra-tan dudes? If that was a real tan, they would also be getting treated for various types of skin cancer.


Oompa loompa doopa dee do, I've got another guido for you. If you are wise you will listen to me, oompa loompa doopa dee dee!

Guidos, please stay in Jersey...and if you must leave, go to Miami or something.

Guidos need kidneys too..