Supposedly he and the girl are both Guido's? Whatever that means.

PS: I found her boyfriend

http://media.photobucket.com/image/guido%20pics/canoraid/guido.jpg

>> ^rottenseed:
I bet she lives in New Jersey...


Agreed, there are some stunning Guidos in those photos...
'Jägerbomb? Jägerbomb? Jägerbomb?'

Stupid guidos.

>> ^Darkhand:
...god forbid you offend any of their sensibilities because it always ends up with them wanting to hit you or their girlfriends wanting to mock you.


South-eastern Massachusetts is, on the whole, exactly the same way.

Your video, Guido Beach in Jersey - Real Life Idiocracy?!? WTF, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

I'm from Jersey but I never go down the shore. Now you know why

I love lots of things about New Jersey but the Guidos do ruin it for a lot of people. The reason Jersey Shore is so popular is that Guidos and Guido Lovers can find each other so easily. The problem is when I'm forced to inter-mingle with this group

If women don't want to like me because I'm skinny and well educated, I'm not going to hate on them for it. The problem is this Minority (Guidos and their Lovers) are entirely too vocal and violent as you can tell towards the end of this video. I live in basically a College/Bar Town so I end up running into these people on a regular basis and god forbid you offend any of their sensibilities because it always ends up with them wanting to hit you or their girlfriends wanting to mock you.

Sadly this will be my second year with my motorcycle so I am probably going to take a day trip down to the shore, but since I'm half Italian and my bike is totally Italian maybe I can blend in enough to not warrant getting my ass kicked for merely existing.

On NJ as a WHOLE: I actually Love this state, there are a lot of GOOD things to New Jersey. I'm not working for the tourism bored (intended) because I dunno what the hell people would do when they come here on vacation that they can't do where they live. But in Northern NJ, Essex and Morris to be specific, it's nice.

Check out more Guido douche bags here: http://www.njdouchebags.com/

A bit *nsfw, but amusing guido parody-ish-thing.

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Nice to see that Father Guido Sarducci is making a comeback.

1st of all, YOU ARE NOT THE FUCKING PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE. You are HIS running mate, you show stealing cunt.
2ndly, ANY MAN WITH 7 HOUSES DOES NOT KNOW WHAT MIDDLE AMERICA IS GOING THROUGH.

Shutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckup

And yes, the audio is low as hell.

And to the guido behind Palin: Lose the glasses.

artist - Title [Album]

01. the pillows - TONIGHT [WHITE INCARNATION]
02. CONDOR44 - AZKD(on the crucial rhythms) [Good Bye 44th music]
03. PROTOKOLL - Sunken [PARADOXON]
04. bloodthirsty butchers - nagisanite [yamane]
05. SPARTA LOCALS - 黄金WAVE [セコンドファンファーレ]
i.e. Gold Wave [Second Fanfare]
06. My Bloody Valentine - Touched [Loveless]
07. ZAZEN BOYS - COLD SUMMER [ZAZEN BOYS]
08. The Jam - Slow Down [In the City]
09. 凛として時雨 - セルジオ越後(LIVE in 高崎フリーズ) [として]
i.e. ling tosite sigure - Sergio Echigo (Live in Takasaki Fleez) [tosite]
10. GUIDO - 時の最果て [クロノトリガー　「ザ・ブリンク・オブ}
39;タイム」]
i.e. The End of Time [Chrono Trigger "The Brink of Time"]
(this is a really really tight sort of Acid Jazz arrangement album of 10 songs from Chrono Trigger, and I love it muchly)

Well...this is the reason I don't really listen to my music on shuffle. The volume of Japanese rock and indie rock on there makes it so that the odds of busting out any of the other Western music I love is a little low, but the awesomeness of it starting with my favorite band on random was pretty neat. I was pleasantly surprised that The Jam managed to pop up, since due to space issues I currently only have that one album in here right now.

Awesome fun!

That's Father Guido Sarducci to you!

It's difficult to roast you, thesnipe. You have been here quite some time and, as in the real world, you have found it hard to develop a personality recognized by average social mores-This may be the direct result of having stayed indoors to recapture some childhood you never want to abandon(coaching the mighty Ducks), your fetish for doe-eyed Japanamation babes (androgynous males with swords for cocks), or perhaps due to some horrible birth defect (assinchairitis). Nevertheless, here you are to burden our minds with the reality that Jersey is still going strong, cranking out the best of the best-falling close to the nest.

I had a roommate from Jersey once (can't recall which exit) He was a dedicated worker, paid his rent on time, very tolerant of most of my vices (except for unsolicited critiques of his music) and a girlfriend that had multiple orgasms , each and every time she thought of sex, which he did not deserve, I might add. He worked all day, 9-5, I was off 3 off 4 alternating weeks, and yadda yadda-ANYHOW, I remember one thing about him and most New Joisians......cheesy. Cheesy tastes in just about everything.
Speaking of which, thanks for the 2-3 hrs of mixing last night, kept up some groovy sounds fro the evening's activities,...... get a day job.

Neighborhood watch can get exciting-thesnipe tells me that from his bedroom window in the burbs, he has spotted all manner of nefarious activity, usually involving minorities, and children of adjacent homes. Survivalist that he is, he keeps his replicas locked, loaded, chambered and bored-

All seriousness here, my advise to you my friend, if you really want a hot Japanese goddess, is to get yer white(FABRIC-EMBOSSED)ass to the mainland....they are hungry for men that treat their women like princesses, you should be able to find one the minute you step off a train in Osaka-they are waiting for you, ripe for the pikkin's, what the FuCK!!, are you doing in Jersey???!!!
What a nice fella, thesnipe has been a great pal for me here on the sift, hope to meet ya someday-sooner than you imagine, perhaps.

Cheers guido.....isn't it about time to spring for some cornrows or dreads-or maybe Whal or Oster can help you break out. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

Let's keep jersey out of this...just like Jersey surely keeps him out of its local nightclubs. Seriously, the hair, is a step up from the traditional guido "steez" indicative of the natives. I don't know if I can roast thesnipe, anything I would say that comes as obvious to me is sad. It'd be like making fun of a retarded child.

That beings said, I do make fun of retarded children, so why the hell not thesnipe. I mean he brings it upon himself. He knows damn well what that rat's nest awkwardly draped over his head looks like. Although, I do appreciate the look he's going for. I mean, you've GOT to give it the guy. He's stickin' firm to his "grunge" roots. And he's a smart man, the style WILL come back eventually. And until then, he'll continue to like the "outdoors"...because when he's hiking in the secluded woods looking like that, the emotion he inspires in others is fear rather than laughter.