Why would anyone think that having a girlfriend is preferable to playing video games? Mess, hassle, "will he call me?", expensive presents, having to deal with her friends, her parents, an unexpected pregnancy, her periods, her hair product bottles all over your bathroom, her whining, her constant comparison of you with other men - salary, car, coolness, girth - the smell of nail polish, thousands of shoes all over the damn place, and when you do get the chance to to have sex with her, she has a headache. Don't bother!

His name is Robert Paulson...

and he's *dead.

but we'll all try to find
a re-embed,

even though it's a wound
to the head.

we knew his girth would cost him
as he fled...

That boulder barely ripped out 1/3rd of that trees girth, I doubt it could hurt a hardy human. Even more satisfying would have been the crunch of the tree falling as a finale.

Explicit details follow, so be warned.

http://sexuality.videosift.com/video/Functions-of-the-Prepuce-or-Foreskin-part-1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps1dkbcOKfA <- part 2
As this shows, the foreskin certainly has a purpose. However, there are conditions where natural retraction is prevented/restricted. In normal intercourse, the act of penetration causes the foreskin to retract. If the "ring" formed by the retracted foreskin, behind the glands, is tighter than the erect or flaccid girth of the penis, this can make the retracted state very uncomfortable, and possibly painfull. Also, as the back of the glans act like a lip, over which the already tight foreskin must pass, in order to return, this can be difficult to archive. Possibly adding stress at the thought that it will stay "stuck", on top of the discomfort.

In some cases, tearing/scaring can occur, which can even make things worse, as the scar tissue that forms is even less able to stretch.

Maintaining mood/erection, in the face of pain/discomfort, and stress, is not going to be easy. "1st time" stress, ain't gonna help.

A Frenuloplasty is a way to try to correct this, without a full circumcision. The foreskin is tethered/attached to the base of the glands near the tip. An incision here, can allow the foreskin to move more freely, possibly correcting the problem.

So, moving on from generalities, to my own specifics, I've recently had a Frenuloplasty, as intercourse was effectively impossible. I had considered a full circumcision, but i like the foreskin, and didn't like the idea of knives, and my genitals. I was happy being me (apart form the obvious problem). However, I am unconvinced that the problem has been fully resolved, and I'm in no position to confirm either way. If I'm right, it looks like I will need a full circumcision in the future. I'm in no rush though, as theres a limit to how much surgery I want in any given year, and I had major cancer surgery and chemotherapy last year, so i fancy some time off away from hospitals for a bit longer yet.

upward or downward curving smaller ones just as effective as straight big ones. And it is all about knowing how to use it And I don't think circumference is a problem... unless the man was extremely wide (which the one used down his pants definately wasn't)... considering how women are designed to give birth. It's each lady's preference as to whether they like girth or not.

I dont see how this proves whether size matters, though it was amusing to watch their reactions.
I agree with looris, that lady who was chewing and talking, she made me shudder.

Heh, priceless.

Now, since you [didn't] ask, some trivia!

Here's what I've heard, devoid of any personal description, opinion or experience because, let's face it, a guy's sexual resume on the internet is about as trustworthy as an Alberto Gonzales testimony. What I've heard is that size matters, but not in the obvious way. Firstly, there is such a thing as too big (particularly for girth, i.e. circumference) and that's smaller than most guys thing and even than many woman realise. This guy would definitely be too big for most women's comfort. Great potential as a porn star but for a normal sex life, not suitable. Secondly, the amount size matters in the bigger = better theory is reversely proportional to the guy's technique. A small guy who doesn't know what he's doing will generally be worse in bed than a large guy who doesn't have a clue, but a small guy who knows what's where can please just as well as an experienced large guy.

I've heard about loads of surveys and the results vary, surprise surprise. In self test surveys, the average is around 6.2". In professionally done tests (I shudder to think how), this mysteriously drops by about half an inch. FWIW, one survey I found gave Oriental men averaging 4.8", Caucasian men averaging 5.8" and African men averaging 7.0", so there you are!

This is length along the top of the penis, when erect. Girth is also important but much less recognised as a status symbol.

I've seen these things (along with other nasties such as scorpions) curled up under furniture being stored in my relatives basement in Krestena, Greece. The biggest one was about half as big (in girth/length, still freaking huge by standards where I live)and fairly aggressive for a freaking centipede. I hear they have a REALLY painful bite..