I remember a few years ago, when Howard Stern was on terrestrial radio, he interviewed a female psychologist who had written a recent book on women and sex. Now, anyone who has listened to Howard for half a minute knows he always states he has a micropenis. So he asked her the question, "Is it true that women prefer larger penis?" And she stated that through her interviews and questionnaires, etc, that they do prefer larger penis, but it was girth, and not length, that was the defining factor. That made me happy, as I'm of average length, but I can split some wood, baby....


One other funny anecdote that ties into this. Again, years ago when I was a teenager, my mom used to subscribe to R.N. magazine (as she was one before she retired). I would thumb through it on occasion when I was bored, and they had a feature called Sex Q&A. In one issue, they had an article about how penis size increased proportionally from flaccid to erect in average to small men, as opposed to "larger" men. In other words, if you had a small or average penis when soft, you had a bigger erection proportionally when hard, as opposed to men who were big when soft as opposed to hard. I told my friends this and showed them the article, and it was the first time I've ever been around a group of guys who were trying to outdo each other on how small their dicks actually were, as opposed to boasting about how large. "Yeah, I'm only like 2 inches..." "Yeah, I'm like 1 1/2..."

I still laugh when I think about it.

Well, I am 6'5" and flew twice every week for work for a few years, and I can tell you that seeing a fat person come down the aisle looking in my direction as (s)he is searching for the appropriate seat was one of my biggest concerns flying. If you check in online and use seatguru.com you can usually get some extra legroom in the right seats. Nothing you do, however, will alleviate the hell of sweaty odoriferous undulating rolls of girth spilling over into your personal space from your temporary neighbor.

>> ^MilkmanDan:
I'm tall, but not extreme percentile tall -- about 6'2". When I fly, some fat (like, really fat) person overflowing into my seat is way down on my concerns list, which goes a little something like this:
1. Some inconsiderate bastard in the seat in front of me decides that they will be a little more comfortable by reclining their headrest to a position about 3 inches in front of my nose, which leaves me short on breathing room AND legroom. Reclining my own seat relieves the breathing room issue but does so at the expense of the person behind me (which I hate to do), and the lack of leg/knee room remains.
2. Some old woman or young guy decides that riding in a cramped cattle car is the perfect time to wear a full gallon of perfume/cologne. I'm pretty highly anti-'fragrances' in general, and any prolonged exposure to even light applications of perfume or cologne tend to give me a headache. So, being inches away from someone that smells like they bathe in the shit puts me into a "HULK SMASH!" mood pretty quick.
3. Screaming baby. I understand that it can't be avoided sometimes. I know that pressure changes in the cabin affect younger kids eardrums and sinuses in ways that can be painful -- I used to have the same problem. But the parents that immediately give it up as a lost cause and give you dirty looks like "yeah, I know my kid is producing more decibels of sound than the jet engine outside, but I'm not even going to make an effort to try to calm them down" bother me.
...
4,016. Being seated next to a bloated sack of protoplasm.

>> ^TerryF:
To you protesters that say KS isn't fat, take a second to google a current pic. The man IS FAT! A video of his head belies the girth below. Check out this shot showing his thighs.
http://cache-03.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/1/2008/11/
Rogen_Kevin_Fat_Guys.flv.jpg


that's an unfair pic. It's a side shot, he's angled away from the camera, foot us under his thigh,
and he's in a zip up sweater. That's not form fitting, they protrude past your girth giving the appearance of a much larger individual.

I'm not saying kevin smith isn't a big guy, he is, but not to the point of being kicked off an airline. If he had the second seat purchased, that's one thing and he should >not< have been kicked off.
Had the second seat been filled however, and it was filled, that's a bit of a different thing. Airlines calculate their fuel intake on an "Average Weight" system. They take the amount the baggage weighs, plus how many people are on the plane and multiply that by the "Average weight", and then calculate how much fuel they need to haul x amount of weight y distance.

Now, I'm not saying that the amount of fuel/weight ratio from kevin smith alone would've been so great the plane would crash, but that's the only legitimate reason I can come up with for them asking him to leave.

Someone has the fact wrong. He was not unhappy that two seats weren't available--he was unhappy that he was seated , in one seat, and then ejected. There is more than one reason for buying two seats.

My best friend is bigger than Kevin smith, I fly with him and his problem is more in leg room than anything else (and I'm the center seat, next to him).

What this thread says to me is that we at Videosift really don't like fatties. It makes me very curious about the girths behind the typing. Just how much self-loathing have we got here?

>> ^Yogi:
I've seen people MUCH larger than Kevin Smith squeezing into 1 seat and they don't get hassled.


The fact that he NORMALLY gets 2 seats should indicate his actual girth. Remember, he isn't upset that he takes up 2 seats...he is mad that he was seated, then was told later there was only one seat for him not 2. In his tweets, he even comments on this, something to the effect that "Ya, I am the largest I have even been right now". The problem, once again, is that he has to get 2 seats. HIS problem is he sat down and had to stand up again...Hold on, Ill get my roomie to play some violin music.

^ 2010 mac world, baggy cloths

Tight shot, but showing some girth

A head shot

Of note, he is of "average" size for a big guy, but he scales horizontal a lot.

To you protesters that say KS isn't fat, take a second to google a current pic. The man IS FAT! A video of his head belies the girth below. Check out this shot showing his thighs.

http://cache-03.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/1/2008/11/Rogen_Kevin_Fat_Guys.flv.jpg

Is there are term when man boobs reach the upper girth of a belly? If Moobs isn't taken yet, those could be some perfect moobs!

God damnit enoch learn how to construct a paragraph.

>>>>>In all sincerity it's not very hard to construct a paragraph. You can construct paragraphs by following a few simple guidelines. Think of paragraphing as a way to construct your thoughts in a more organized manner.Lets break down the process by exemplifying it here:

>>>>>When you have a series of thoughts that are closely related often they can be put into the same sentence. If the sentence becomes too long or complicated to the point where you think a reader might have difficulty understanding the ideas you're trying to communicate, break your sentence down into multiple sentences to make it easier on the reader.

>>>>>When you have a series of sentences that are closely related, those sentences belong in a paragraph of their own to further distinguish them from another portion of your thoughts. So if, for example, you were writing about elephantiasis of the nuts and had a series of sentences about the girth your nuts would achieve, those would logically be grouped in the same paragraph.

>>>>>If, however, you began to talk about some of the activities you could not do with giant nuts (such as ride a bike, etc) you would begin a new paragraph because even though both subjects are focused on the nuts, they are talking about different aspects of the disease. (notice how this last paragraph is only one sentence but is still separated from the rest of the last paragraph)



In reply to this comment by enoch:
i agree with you qwiz that evil is abstract.
i am not attempting to put blame on a malevolent force arbitrarily making people do its bidding.
this is evil,in my opinion,due to the utter lack of emotion.
totally devoid of any feelings,be they positive or negative.
no compassion,no anger,no empathy nor rage.
of course i am being presumptuous for there has been no information stating this but i think it is a fair assesment.
what could an 8 day old do to deserve this?
if it was the mother there are certain medical and psychological conditions that may explain this,but not for the father.
this was wanton malice..for malice's sake.
the desire to do harm just because he could.
this..to me..is evil.
now maybe this man (i use the term loosely) is a true sociopath and his 8 day old baby daughter was the trigger that put him into action.
while this may be the case it still does not make the situation any less horrific and would not make him any less evil.

What is the point of a big dick if you can't do anything with it? I bet he can't even feel anything down there but pain.

But congrats on having the biggest dick---at least in the girth category. I'm still the longest.

1. I am insecure about the girth of jonny's peni-- er, feet.
2. I started opening bottles with my teeth because I read GIJoe's Barbecue could do it.
3. I was in the US Navy from 1991-1994.
4. The bassist for the Psychedelic Furs took a picture of me at a Swatch party in NY back in 1993 or 94.
5. My favorite number is 9.
6. One of my first jobs in LA was working for Jan De Bont and Lucas Foster.
7. I once got to drive Maria Grazia Cucinotta to her hotel and fell in love instantly!
8. I used to draw my own comics on folded and stapled notebook paper when I was young.
9. My nickname as a child was Bozo.
10. My nickname in the military was Skip because I wore down my knee muscles and limped about.
11. I graduated from North Carolina School of the Arts with a BFA in Filmmaking.
12. I used to be a Christian.
13. I worked as a Special Effects crew member for my internship and made bombs and blew up cars. It was rad.
14. I used to have a thick southern accent.
15. My first car was a 1979 dookie brown Camaro with hubcaps and whitewalls affectionately labeled the brown turd.
16. I wish I would've stayed in the abusive Hollywood machine instead of switching careers to the interactive industry.
17. My bootcamp company made hall of fame.
18. I graduated with a 99.39 average from Naval Training School.
19. I graduated fifteen from the bottom of my class in high school.
20. My buddy and I once conned a chick at a bar in NY into buying us drinks all night because we told her we were talent scouts from Reprise Records.
21. I still have my first skateboard: a hot pink Powell & Peralta Sword and Skull.
22. I own a signed copy of the first appearance of Spider-Man (Amazing Fantasy #15) in pretty shitty quality.
23. I've worked in textile mills off and on from high school through college.
24. I was once an RA, a Head RA and a Summer Counselor in college.
25. I once asked John Ritter if I could call him Jack Tripper. His response, "As long as you don't call me Janet or Crissy."

I can't believe the girth of this.


........the stunt I mean.

Here comes KP! Make way!!!!

You look good in your undies just walking down the street, no cares, no shame... good times! That package seems to be not without its noticeable girth, might I add?

Fixed. Better?

>> ^MarineGunrock:
A man of great girth? Not really.

A man of great girth? Not really.