*cute *news

Now, I'm hungry. Please feed me!

By the way, if you really care about what's in your food - i mean really care - then you would have independently confirmed for yourself.

I don't get that angry when someone feeds me gluten which puts me in hell for a week. Especially if my mum or dad had just gone out of their way to get something special for me. If i had video of myself behaving like this I would be utterly ashamed and embarrassed, it would probably change me for life.

Well, by that measure, I COULD think you were a complete snarky douchebag first, making personally insulting attacks for no reason other than you disagreed with my position...but where does that kind of thinking leave us?

As I still see it, you made a mistake in your logic, I said so and calmly explained how without name calling or insults (which continue in my direction). I don't see that as rude or insulting in any way, I'm sorry you do (but still don't get why).

Allow me to explain again, calmly, since you still don't seem to see my point...the cop started the stop with some attitude IMO (and not a helpful attitude), and much more important, he continued with the stop after seeing there was clearly no problem he needed to solve. If he was simply being a 'good guy helping' he would have nicely said 'OK sir, just making sure everything's OK.' and both gone on their way, not 5-6 minutes of posturing and snark.
If that doesn't convince you he wasn't just being a good guy, but instead was looking for something to cite the driver for, or a best exerting his power by 'holding' him without cause, nothing will.
It may have been his original reason for stopping the first time, even the second, but is evaporated the instant it's clear there's no problem, BEFORE he asks for ID and proof of insurance. That action denies the 'just trying to help' theory, it's not a 'helpful' action in any way. To me, that's applying logic, not telepathy.

If you really feel I'm a troll, please don't feed me, ignore me for gods sake! It's that simple. I would only ask that you note that I'm not the one of us who devolved into personal insults, nor will I simply because I disagree with your position. That's what trolls do. ;-)

absolute *quality footage and musical score ... Feed Me Seymour!

Ah, I <3 both of them! Dang it. Now, I am hungry. Feed me both please.

MY EARS! I'm going to hell because of you, she devil! GAH! I practiced celibacy and was home schooled to avoid any auditory temptations but now I'm ruined. Raped. Ear RAPED. Fucked in the ears.

And now I have no choice but to become the beast I always feared. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ME JESUS

Souls! Feed me souls! BLlaefoiugrbsrgbsgrubs -- and now I transform into my final form to destroy the sanctity of life and shatter the world. Laying siege to all holy lands! Nothing is sacred, all life is to be extinguished, and suffering will be endless. ENDLESS!!!!!

Millions, billions, trillions, untold time passes; dimensions crossed, the very meaning of ALL unraveled and laid forth, meaningless. Meaningless! All conflict, all freedoms, all philosophy is now folly; unnecessary as a multiuniversal nihilism cascades across the boundaries of consciousness. The godheads destroyed, their corpses rotting the core beyond ALL.

Blackness.

Void.

Nirvana crumbles and the enlightened turned against the balance. Yahweh screams in horror, corrupted and turned into a tentacle demon to rape its devoted followers. Ra's phallus goes limp. Baal is ground into an all beef hamburger patty. Shiva, Vishnu, Devi, Surya and Ganesha warp into a single form, becoming the Eye of Saron. The reptilians of earth devolve into alligators, and the greys become monkeys.

There is no shelter because there is only horror. For all eternity, in all realities.

Sorry, that's just my interpretation of the reporter's reaction.

I thot so for a cat-viddy...Folks might sift for fewer votes, MORE CUTE MAD MENTALLY-CHALLENGED CATS....a'ight??!!

When I watch this, I think like if I was kitty...
"Come ONNN, ya lazy buncha fucks, play with me or feed me or SOME shit, I don't HAVE a conpmptroller!!??"

But his owner says, “He doesn’t seem bothered at all by having only two legs."

fuck you owner... lemme take two of your appendages and see if you decide to keep on livin.

thanks for still feeding me though.

we cool? yo... open the door dude. please?

"Oh look, it's those nice young men who like to feed me. Thanks for all the mouses!"





(Yes, I know, it's mice. But mouses sounded better.)

Your downvotes feed me.

Bitch, feed me or I will blind you!