Idea: Make posting pictures in comments consume a power point. That way it won't turn into Fark.

Does ever farking report like this require:

A - Concerned citizen making blatantly obvious observations and opinions
B - Awful puns
C - Blindly obvious and pointless corporate media statements

Oh wow this is farking brilliant!

*promote

Well well well look who's on fark.com, again

Thanks for the promote!

In reply to this comment by RedSky:
So farking good!

*promote

So farking good!

*promote

http://www.facebook.com/ Of course. Only place I talk to my extended family.
http://www.fark.com/
http://www.consumerist.com/ I have a passion for reading about big money fucking over the little guy.
http://www.watch-movies-links.net/ Because I hate paying ten dollars for a movie ticket.
http://www.hulu.com/
http://www.free-tv-video-online.info/ Because Hulu doesn't have all the shows I watch. Shiver me timbers.
http://www.southparkstudios.com I love going there and hitting random and watching South Park!

And I'm almost ashamed to admit this, but..
http://www.4chan.org/ Yeah, I'm a /b/ tard.

That was farking hilarious!

What
The
Fark?

This woman was John Hughes' pen-pal, from her teenage years right up to near the time of his death. Very touching read, which helps explain why he stopped making films... http://wellknowwhenwegetthere.blogspot.com/2009/08/sincerely-john-hughes.html?fark

For the record: I have no idea of the race of the individual to whom it was addressed (and still don't). It was directed at one of several whippersnappers with nothing better to do but follow me around the Sift "minusing" any and all of my comments---including self-posts at my own siftnook---no matter how benign or unrelated to politics. It was probably one of them that went out of his/er way to be offended and whom reported this non-crime.

Some of the more refined/nerdy will recognize the "spook" line as being from the original Back to the Future. As it was in a PG-rated 'family' film then it's good enough for me. Google it if you wish.

Sorry you had to waste your time on this. As for the complainer, Lincoln's definition of 'hypocrite' is in order: someone who kills both his parents, then begs the court for mercy because he's an orphan.

S/he farked with the bull and got the horns, and is now proclaiming impalement even though the horns were made of Nerf!


In reply to this comment by dag:
So, yeah. What did you mean there?

In reply to this comment by quantumushroom:
^ Beat it, spook, this don't concern you.

Only "gummint busybodies and religious crusaders" are going to be sympathetic? I think that you have spent too much time on the internet. It doesn't take crazy people to realize that nothing good comes from porn and that it is a destructive, disgusting, immoral industry.

The quantum side of the mushroom is that I agree and disagree at the same time. Pr0n is a con, a tease and an addictive surrogate for a great many men. But it also fulfills a biological need (if women wanted to fark as much as men, there'd be no one doing anything else) as well as a need for illusion and fantasy. One could also make a pretty convincing argument that all the romance crap that women willfully subject themselves to creates an unhealthy and unrealistic view of men and relationships. Many a man has suddenly found himself in the doghouse for not being able to telepathically read a woman's mind.

The majority of sane people believe (pr0n is bad). It is not an unusual, backward, or unfounded notion. I don't think that people of my parents' generation realize the extent to which their sons and daughters are falling victim to the lie and becoming involved in or addicted to porn.

Billions are being spent on pr0n, but watching pr0n is just one of those things that people do that they see no reason to admit to. Sexuality cannot be separated from humanity and it's been around awhile.

http://india-travel.suite101.com/article.cfm/the_erotic_temples_of_khajuraho

If we create a market for this filth, someone is going to do it.

It's economics. The human sex drive came first (sorry) and pr0n is just the latest incarnation of market forces fulfilling a need...and it's only going to get worse (or better). To paraphrase (and update) Dennis Miller: If some unemployed construction worker in Trenton, New Jersey, lying on a sofa with a bong, can jack in to his computer and make love to Megan Fox for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka."

I realize that sex workers have more options than 19th century factory workers, but there is no way that working in the sex industry is psychologically healthy. Someone is always going to do it as long as the industry continues to grow.

Just like Lubben says, those who are involved defend the industry. I find that porn users defend porn like it's their firstborn. Regulate and make as many laws as you want. Porn is and always will be a plague on society.

Pr0n has its place in both society and life itself. A great many religious people can and do watch it.

It would be wonderful if everyone found the love of their life and had a committed relationship, etc., but that's not how the world works.

Prostitution should be legal the world over. The Europeans are light years ahead of us on this, and Jerusalem is the prostitution capital of the world.

The internets must be used for more than witty political remarks and sifting!

I'll be damned if we come after a website called "fark"

I digg your reddit, fark.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

I don't have a big problem with it - these are drive by posters looking to generate buzz for their video.

The reason they don't read the big letters - is because they don't care.

We're just a site on a list of sites to pump video to. Someewhere after Digg, Reddit and Fark.