"You'll get your just dessert"

It's probably pudding.

What's for dessert?

His stare is so fucking INTENSE. It's like he's looking right at me and thinking, "Now, for dessert..."

EDIT: HOLY shit, I just found out the nutritional value of 40 pizza rolls . For those who are curious:

Nutrition Facts
Per 7 serving (1 serving being 6 pizza rolls)
Amount Per Serving
Calories 1470
% Daily Value *
Total Fat 70g
108%

Saturated Fat 17.5g
88%

Trans Fat 10.5g

Polyunsaturated Fat 0g

MonoUnsaturated Fat 0g
Colesterol 70mg
24%
Sodium 3360mg
140%
Total Carbohydrates 168g
57%

Dietary Fiber 7g
29%
Protein 49 g
98%
* Based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
134%
Sodium 19200mg
800%
Total Carbohydrates 960g
320%

Dietary Fiber 40g
160%
Protein 280 g
560%
* Based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

>> ^turboj0e:
kuchen sack
kuchen = cake/ dessert
funny stuff


Kugel = ball/sphere

funnier

kuchen sack

kuchen = cake/ dessert

funny stuff

I've worked as a server for the past four years, and I won't get into the specifics of what's deserved vs. earned, etc., but I will point this out for those who aren't aware...

A percentage of our sales goes to other workers in the restaurant (bartender, food runner, busser, host, etc.), which is roughly around 5% ($5 out of every $100 we sell). So, as an example that nearly had me quit my job, this party left me a $10 tip on a $360 bill. So I had to reach into my coffers to dole out the rest of the tip-share. Working one's ass off for a net loss. It happens.

One more thing: if you're getting free appetizers, desserts, or using coupons, unless it was specifically the server's fault, please remember to include a tip on the assumed full amount. As an example, a party of 10 came in and were underquoted a wait time of over an hour, so we got them a free round of drinks and appetizers. When all was said and done, their bill was $310-$160=$150. They left me a $25 tip. Which is pretty fantastic for a $150 bill, but really crummy for $310 worth of service (that, don't forget, includes bussers, food runners, bartenders, etc.).

Just a general head's up if you care to remain conscientious about something that most people don't really realize.

WHAT FUCKING YEAR IS THIS??!!

Talk about a dupe.

I'm pretty sure there is a live version not discarded somewhere..
http://www.videosift.com/video/Are-you-lewd-and-crude-Youll-get-your-just-dessert
http://www.videosift.com/video/FUNNY-spring-break-clip

Doh! How could I miss that...

In reply to this comment by jonny:
You're welcome. And yes, I did see it - and as usual, I'm one of the only ones to vote for it!

Into the promote list it goes!

In reply to this comment by maatc:
Thanks!

Did you see this shortfilm in my queue?
http://www.videosift.com/video/Consequence-Shortfilm
Quite good as well, even tough it the commercial touch...

In reply to this comment by jonny:
That's funny - I thought you were a 500 already. Congrats! And keep sifting those cool short films. One of my favs: http://www.videosift.com/video/Beware-of-Desserts-on-the-beach

You're welcome. And yes, I did see it - and as usual, I'm one of the only ones to vote for it!

Into the promote list it goes!

In reply to this comment by maatc:
Thanks!

Did you see this shortfilm in my queue?
http://www.videosift.com/video/Consequence-Shortfilm
Quite good as well, even tough it the commercial touch...

In reply to this comment by jonny:
That's funny - I thought you were a 500 already. Congrats! And keep sifting those cool short films. One of my favs: http://www.videosift.com/video/Beware-of-Desserts-on-the-beach

Thanks!

Did you see this shortfilm in my queue?
http://www.videosift.com/video/Consequence-Shortfilm
Quite good as well, even tough it the commercial touch...

In reply to this comment by jonny:
That's funny - I thought you were a 500 already. Congrats! And keep sifting those cool short films. One of my favs: http://www.videosift.com/video/Beware-of-Desserts-on-the-beach

That's funny - I thought you were a 500 already. Congrats! And keep sifting those cool short films. One of my favs: http://www.videosift.com/video/Beware-of-Desserts-on-the-beach

It's more than a dessert - it's a way of life.

"Dude lets make some Jello from corn fuel and hit it with high voltage." *wtf

It is with great pleasure the committee presents this years Nobel prize to a man who has advanced the understanding of high voltage desserts. Presenting our award tonight, please welcome, Mr. Bill Cosby.

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looks like the cheese cake crumble I had for dessert. Would it be nice on a cracker?

What the spam flag does: http://www.videosift.com/faq-en.php#comments

Believe me, I find it extremely painful to defend CP420, but we've got clear abuses of power by at least 3 members here: mainly nibiyabi and UsesProzac with a side of thinker247. Nordlich may be available for dessert but I don't see the spam flag with his name on it.

Just because CP is a total ass doesn't mean this crap is ok.