Louis CK was right...you get funnier when you hit 40. Maybe there's hope for Dane Cook yet!

@gwiz665

When I say Muslim-Americans average better than the White-American average, I mean they have higher academic scores, higher income, and lower crime.

We can see how specious many of the arguments about the US are when we apply them to Denmark: "The reason Danish Muslims underperform is because Danes oppress them."


I think this is an issue that depends on the numbers. Concealed carry weapons are rarely used in crimes, and likely save more lives in self-defense than the small number of lives they cost.

The Greatwawa happened just like this....
Great Dane + Chihuahua

True, but considering that dogs will eat damn near anything they probably don't care either.
>> ^mxxcon:

>> ^00Scud00:
I'll bet Brutus has never encountered a package of Beggin Strips with so much fight left in it.
Dogs don't know it's not bacon!

>> ^00Scud00:

I'll bet Brutus has never encountered a package of Beggin Strips with so much fight left in it.
Dogs don't know it's not bacon!

*kids THIS little piggy likes Great Dane =o)

Do you know what you get when you mate a Great Dane with a Chihuahua?

A dead Chihuahua.

>> ^deathcow:

True Story. My bloodhound choked down an entire rabbit once when threatened to have it taken away from him.


D:

Just bought it. I heard her tell a funny story on This American Life about run-ins with Taylor Dane.

>> ^spoco2:

Ooh, I like this.
I'd also like one that called out the numerous quotes attributed to people like Will Smith and Dane Cook and other 'deep thinkers' as being misquotes... or the ones attributed to actual great people, but also not being their quotes.


"Quote the raven, never more" - Wayne Brady

Ooh, I like this.

I'd also like one that called out the numerous quotes attributed to people like Will Smith and Dane Cook and other 'deep thinkers' as being misquotes... or the ones attributed to actual great people, but also not being their quotes.

>> ^oritteropo:

I don't think most people would have that impression, unless they haven't been paying attention. You post less than 10% cat, unless there's something wrong with my methodology (and only 18% in the pets channel).
I enjoy quite a lot of your vids, and although I have no particular plans to watch this one, please keep posting what you like
>> ^mintbbb:
>> ^ponceleon:
Jesus Mintbbb,
You are an enigma to me; 4/5ths fuzzy happy kitten videos and 1/5th this...
BTW, the Mozart... choice.

Seriously, if the VS community sees me as a 'pure' submitter of banal cat videos, I can't help it. However, I have sifted over 3000 videos, and I am pretty sure most of them are not cat related.
Sure, I have submitted tons of videos of cats (though I'd prefer them being about dogs), but I do that if they make me happy. And there are times when I am actually happy, and I can submit just pure ewwwwwwww because I am evil
I will keep submitting all kind of crap even in the future, believe me!



Of course I was being hyperbolic, but I still stand by my assertion that it is really funny that the same person who posted the video of the puppy attacking the great dane's tail posts a pic of a sys-admin with cystic acne popping evil all over the floor...

Tags for this video have been changed from 'stand up, Tig Notaro, Taylor Dane, underrated comic' to 'stand up, Tig Notaro, Taylor Dayne, underrated comic' - edited by Fusionaut

Dane Cook was actually in an episode of Louie - Louis C.K. was trying to get Lady Ga Ga tickets for his daughters birthday, and Dane Cook had the same promoter, so he went to ask Dane if he could get him the tickets. Then the conversation went to why Dane stole a lot of Louis' standup material. It was great. Dane Cook is a douchebag, but at least he knows and admits it.

This joke is just too soon. plus the setup is not relatable - a vast majority of people like the new Batman movie, so who is really thinking "oh shoot me" just 25 minutes in... especially people who are there for the opening night. no one.

Dane Cook has never been afraid of reaching for that low hanging fruit, or in this case, mushrooms.