Charlize Theron getting it on with Sofia Boutella.


Take. My. Money.

I find it absolutely mystifying that it is virtually impossible to make Charlize Theron look bad. I mean, even in Monster, you spent the whole movie thinking, "Wow, Charlize Theron is amazing."

Hmmmm,
* I don't care much about the continuity, it was always paper-thin in the previous movies anyway.
* But if it's a prequel, he must end up with a sawed off shotgun and a handful of dud shells. And a stray dog.
* I hope it doesn't turn into a 300-fest; that's a lot of shit jumping in slo-mo.
* I hope it doesn't get too MichaelBaysed, that's a lot of Orange And Teal.
* One-armed warlord Charlize Theron: more of that please.
* Max tied to that car-pillory thing: awesome idea. Turns a gimmick into a cultural thing of sort in that universe.
* ...and it's not a 'Pursuit Special' anymore. It's the last of the Interceptors.

non blocked video here: http://ca.eonline.com/shows/chelsea_lately/videos/221477/charlize-theron-calls-b-s-on-gluten-free

*blocked In Canada

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They better have included Charlize Theron in Two Days in the Valley...She's more like a moll though, huh?

>> ^Yogi:

>> ^Sagemind:
I don't understand. Why is this newsworthy.
Isn't she from Africa, wouldn't that be her native tongue?
Or are people somehow shocked that there are white people in Africa?

It's not...she's on Piers Morgan that's not the News.


I'm frankly impressed she has the class to not just say, "Gee thanks Piers, I love coming onto a show to be treated like a trained monkey."

Like wtf. "Huh-huh Huh-huh. Say something in African. Huh-huh Huh-huh."

I had to look up Meg Mucklebones to see what he meant. I discovered some stuff.

1- Meg makes the Witch look like Charlize Theron.
2- Tom Cruise doesn't age. At all.
3- Meg was played by Robert Picardo, Voyager's holographic doctor, SG-SG1's Mr. Woolsey

*related=http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c5e03765ed/charlize-therons-kinky-sex-tape

Yes, surely this video is bringing the incredibly high standards at videosift down with its frivolity! Anyway, back to discussing our current No1, someone getting kicked in the balls...
>> ^Sagemind:

I don't understand. Why is this newsworthy.
Isn't she from Africa, wouldn't that be her native tongue?
Or are people somehow shocked that there are white people in Africa?

>> ^Sagemind:

I don't understand. Why is this newsworthy.
Isn't she from Africa, wouldn't that be her native tongue?
Or are people somehow shocked that there are white people in Africa?


It's not...she's on Piers Morgan that's not the News.

>> ^Kofi:

Now for a Charlize vs Yolanda Afrikaans-off.
Round 1..... TALK!


Mmmm Yolanda, she's soo great.

Charlize Theron is not worth dying for.





Killing for...

>> ^Sagemind:

I don't understand. Why is this newsworthy.
Isn't she from Africa, wouldn't that be her native tongue?
Or are people somehow shocked that there are white people in Africa?



Not all white people in South Africa are of Dutch decent.
And not all Dutch people in South Africa still speak Afrikaans.
And she's hot.